My Nerdy Boyfriend

My boyfriend is a nerd. This is how I make fun of him. Want to make fun of your nerdyboyfriend too? Send me quotes!

[nerdyboyfriend]

It's like Wiked, but with Loki, and not a musical.

[nerdyboyfriend]

Harry Potter stamps are a thing?!? Finally, the chance I've been looking for to become a philatelist!

[nerdyboyfriend]

[geekstash]

[rustedskeleton-deactivated20170]

Fezes are red. The tardis is blue. I’m in my bed. Watching doctor who.

[nerdyboyfriend]

You know what I could really go for right now? A glass of Aunt Beru's blue milk...

[georgetakei]

That’s a close shave. http://ift.tt/1bdwBs7

[nerdyboyfriend]

There are more than 4 countries in the world- I should know, I've played Risk.

[nerdyboyfriend]

NerdyBoyfriend: Optimus Prime is THE MAN. Me: Optimus Prime is a robot. NerdyBoyfriend: If you say that Optimus Prime is a robot again, I'll break up with you. Me: Optimus Prime is a robot. NerdyBoyfriend: Ok, so maybe I won't break up with you for saying that.

[nerdyboyfriend]

Throne of Games.

[nerdyboyfriend]

I'm not a Mad Men watcher, but I just learned that Alex Mack (aka Larisa Oleynik) plays Cynthia Cosgrove. How is that possible. Even more shocking than Thor and Gale are brothers IRL. Life is crazy.

[nerdyboyfriend]

"I live in fear... Just as George R.R. Martin intended."

[nerdyboyfriend]

"R2-D2, it is you! It IS you!"

at NY Comic Con, in response to an R2D2 cosplayer.

[nerdyboyfriend]

If you'd only thought about it some more, you would have known that this, like winter, was coming.

[nerdyboyfriend]

"Benedict Cumberbatch: from anti-social prodigy detective, to tyrannic super-human space nemesis. I'd go nerdgay for him."

[nerdyboyfriend]

"Autobots, transform, and roll out."

...his ringtone.

[nerdyboyfriend]

Q: Why doesn't George R.R. Martin use Twitter? A: Because he killed off all 140 characters. LOL