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[apofiss]

Northern lights cats! ₊˚⊹. ݁˖✨ ...wallpapers, LINK!

[toothmuncher3000]

viewing queer identities as “this is the label that makes me happy and feels most accurate now” rather than “this is who I am, was, and always will be” will definitely take the pressure off, friends. changing your mind is proof that you have one.

[shalpilot]

(x) id lose my fucking mind. imagine climbing nearly 10k ft of elevation thinking you're the first to ever do it n turns out someone beat you to it a millennium ago

[askstevendiamonduniverse]

cheers to my housemates for drawing the gems for me for this comic 

[mermen]

add another clove of garlic im not driving

[sailoreuterpe]

Using the bathroom in general is a human right and should be enshrined as such and I'm not joking. Too many groups of people are denied bathroom breaks or the use of bathrooms entirely--disabled people, blue-collar workers, children, homeless people, prisoners, students, the elderly. I'm surely missing other groups. Not using the bathroom when needed can cause serious, long-term damage, not to mention death. Free, clean, accessible bathrooms should be available everywhere. It's fucking cruel to deny someone the use of the bathroom, regardless of the reasoning. I'd rather every student in the world goof off and every homeless person make a mess and every worker "steal company time" than let one person suffer because they're denied the right to fucking pee in peace.

[birdsareblooming]

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

[birdsareblooming]

holy shit is that kate bush

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[bakerstmel]

I’d really forgotten how much I love this site

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We actually have no evidence on whether or not diplodocus causes gonorrhea.

[the-deviations]

For various reasons the scientific community is not inclined to expose live diplodocus to enough test subjects to determine whether or not it causes gonorrhoea.

[the-a-j-universe]

[kedreeva]

Considering that diplodocus died out over a hundred million years before humans evolved, and gonorrhea is a disease that exclusively occurs in humans naturally, I don't see how diplodocus could cause it. Even if it were to carry diplococcus on it somehow, it would still be the diplococcus causing it. They've also been dead 145 million years, so they're not actively causing it in any way, shape, or form at the moment. Restore the good name of Diplodocus!!

[otto-oracle]

[visenyaism]

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

[visenyaism]

[goqmir]

when i was a kid i got a 90% on my kindergarten "what are your favorite things?" test because for the question "what is your favorite animal?" i wrote down "puma" and it got marked wrong because my teacher said a puma isnt even an animal its a kind of shoe

[goqmir]

when i was in third grade we were studying fractions on the floor and i went up to solve a fraction at the board and after i solved it my teacher was like "HOW COULD YOU EVER DO THAT. GO SIT AT YOUR DESK." and i was like. what did i do. i didnt do anything. and she was like "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID." so i had to go sit at my desk with my head down for an hour straight because she made me stay in for recess too. i asked her what she thought i did the next day and she was like what? i dont remember making you do that

[goqmir]

in my senior year government class my history teacher was asking on what basis is the united states government legally allowed to discriminate. and i raised my hand and said the united states government discriminates in law based on sex. and my teacher laughed and he said "isnt that such a classic teenage boy thing. always thinking about sex." and then he was like "the united states government discriminates based on gender." the textbook we were reading from used the term sex.

[goqmir]

this thread has been "times teachers thought they were smarter than me but they were stupid and pissed me off" thank you

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[trashcangimmick]

[lastoneout]

This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.

[lastoneout]

Girl help people in the notes are calling me rich and privileged for owning a computer.

[times-chu]

Guys if your definition of wealth is "owning a computer" then I'm sorry but you're not ready for the revolution. Listen, when the lord of the land makes his subjects stand in the open rain, their enemy is not the man who wore a hat.

[timemachineshark]

another fire ass line from a random ass tumblr post lets go

[transmutationisms]

me when im so sweet and beautiful

[depsidase]

[coldcrashpictures]

Not to mention Jesus very much did just give people fish. Like, that was a significant thing that happened.

[themythicalcodfish]

and he made sure that there was enough for everyone. It was a pretty big deal.

[magess]

These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

[saywhat-politics]

The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk’s Government Takeover

Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.

[seabassapologist]

elon is really mad about this so it would be a shame if people kept spreading the names around

[guerrillatech]

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA

[mutualmango]

your caption is doing numbers on copy-paste twitter

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Oof

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

They stole my labor for profit. They did a capitalism to me on a communism meme. I can't decide if that's hilarious or infuriating.