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jordozo

AU where the child versions of Bloodymary teleport into their opposites stories…

And then like…somewhere rocky is taking care of one crying infant and one very rickety old man…

milolunde

extraordinary

More lovesick Grace. NOW!!!

djpachipikachu

inspired by and prompted to draw this by my beloved @milolunde ‘s post and our conversations about not giving grace enough good things with no strings attached

note that i dont think simon calls grace “angel” as a petname like . ever. Its not a casual term it holds too much “yikes!!” energy that both of them get wary of , but there are very few and very specific exceptions

anyways that guy can NOT take praise as is. you gotta distract him a little with smth to make him accept any of it

raphalorem

giving simon wormhole-opening powers so grace can send an instant probe once they're on erid and inflict more psychic damage on the og petrova task force

birdbyrne

js the concept of a PHM videolog that starts out with grace and rocky happily going abt their business that then jumpcuts to ryland alone at a desk covered in blood girl im dead

eclecticopposition

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

carby

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

whyamiherewhosummonedme

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

violetthunderstorm

You have a fitting blog title

nico-the-overlord

this post is getting 50k easy

marlinspirkhall

almondcroissantsandink

end-of-the-school-year class photo! (do eridians get summer vacation?)

spades-of-ace--arts

so i've recently gotten into project hail mary and saw people making some fucked up eridians, and in the dead of night the muses had struck me with some form of divine inspiration.

behold my beautiful and fucked up child; Wet Floor.

matchst1ckdevil

my brainworms developed brainworms

vv0812

I think that after a while of living a calm life in Erid and watching Grace spend his time teaching to pebbles and how good of a teacher he is, Simon should ask if he can be part of the class.

I don't think that Simon got the opportunity to finish his education mostly because for the timeline that we know of Iron Lung he must have been imprisioned when he was around 17 years old, and adding the whole cult vibes Eden has going on I don't think the station was invested in the education of their kids beyond refining their qualities as soldier.

I also think that Simon is interested in understanding better how the universe works so he would be able to create his own conclusions and not depend in the word of someone else. In addition, I think he would want to learn about how human life was in Earth before the Quiet Rupture, after all he never step foot in Earth, but he is fascinated by it.

Grace of course accepts him in his class, he even finds him a table and a chair to sit, and a notebook and pen, and he treats him as any other sutdent. However, this leads to Rocky and Adrian, and even some members of the scientific eridian community wanting to be part of the class, since now that they know that Grace also teach adults certain barrier has been broken and Grace just seems unable to say no.

Extra:

The pebbles are the one who behave best, Rocky and other eridian scientists are usually asked to leave the classroom for bad behaviour; they are always picking fights with each other, arguing about theories and hypothesis until they get to out of hand, making Grace have to ask them to leave the classroom until they have reflected of why they were acting wrong.

Adrian, who sometimes is part of the fights mind you, also had the bad habit of making questions without filter, asking things that scare the pebbles or gross them out, or are just beyond their comprehension, or directly has nothing to do with the topic they are talkin so Grace have to do his best to answer and calm the pebbles or just ask Adrian to ask him after class.

Simon is the best behaved between them, and sits at the front with his desk perfectly organized each class and always wanting to answer all the questions. The pebbles (and Rocky) accuse him to be a teacher's pet, but he excuses himself that he can't control himself because Grace started giving away stars stickers (he has been working in the hacky bags but he need more time) and he just needs those stickers very bad.

vicvsvir

can grass block join the shitty eridian club

lucille-hadeles

GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYS I HAVE AN IDEA IF ERIDIANS ARE MADE OF ROCK ARE THERE ANY ERIDIANS WITH STUFF LIVING ON THEM IT'D BE COOL AS SHIT PROMISE

atomicpixies

Excite! Excite! Excite!

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drawnsnake

I cried watching Project Hail Mary btw

rockrockgrace

Do you think Eridians have some sort of 'rock skipping' sport, where the ones with flatter carapace shoot themselves across a lake and and the ones that go the farthest/have the best form win? Kind of like human diving competitions, but horizontal??

@forestglade YOU'RE A GENIUS YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT