Get comfy. You're going to be here a while.

Hey there stranger. My name is Casey. *~*Genderfluid*~*Texas*~* Brown eyed loser lord*~*

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me: i have an oral exam in my french class tomorrow i’m super nervous

boy: oral exam huh ;) ;) ;)

me:

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

“How are your grades?”

“What are you majoring in?”

“Have you got a girlfriend?”

“What do you want to do when you graduate?”

[underbellamy-deactivated2023100]

me: fIGHT ME (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

me: *is afraid to ask people for help at stores* *stutters when ordering take out* *runs as fast as i can out of a room after i shut the lights off in case the shadow monsters try to get me* *will refuse to go back into a room after seeing a spider until i know for a fact it is gone* 

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

me, decomposing on my bed: sending you all good vibes :)

[badcamus-deactivated20260204]

Found this on a subreddit and I nearly fucking choked.

[decaffeinated]

Reblog to yeet away your followers’ dysphoria.

[moved-to-saltcircuit]

dealing with people who are spacing out

DON’T: -hit them -yell at them -wave in their face in excess

DO: -say their name once or twice -tap them gently and if they don’t respond, -wait patiently for them to snap back into reality

[moved-to-saltcircuit]

this still applies yo

[mangoisgay]

PLEASE I CANT STRESS THIS ENOUGH-

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives

[thicceon]

name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible

[powerfulwizard]

deodorant

[tart-pop]

Found this exploring an old graveyard in Midway, UT. The odd part wasn’t the broken grave, but the circle of dead grass around it.

Now that’s some @sixpenceee shit.

[oleanderblume]

The dead get upset when their graves aren’t blessed or if they are desecrated, they make a lot of noise and the grass dies around the grave. Go to the cemetery every now and again and listen to them, let them know they aren’t forgotten.

[robopt]

Interesting information to learn

[vampiregirl2345]

Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

[vertiga]

Beekeeper here! Just wanted to say that the fact that vegans won’t eat honey is very silly. Harvesting honey does not hurt bees. The invention of modern moveable-frame hives means we can remove a selected frame, extract the honey and return it without killing a single bee.

If we destroyed the colony to harvest honey there would be no bees for next year, and beekeepers are incredibly careful to keep their bees healthy and thriving. We take *excess* honey that they don’t need, and it stops the hive from becoming honey-bound, meaning that there’s so much honey the Queen has nowhere to lay eggs. And if the winter is harsher than expected and the remaining honey store runs low, we feed the bees plenty to make sure they survive. We also make sure that pests are controlled, bees are treated for disease, and the hive is weatherproof and in good repair, all things that wild bees struggle with.

Keeping bees in properly managed hives where they don’t starve or die from preventable disease is much better for them than being left to fend for themselves, and they’re far too important to be left alone.

All the fruits and vegetables that vegans *do* eat couldn’t exist without bees, and the hives which pollinate those crops also produce excess honey which the beekeepers can sell to help keep themselves and their hives going.

TLDR: BUY THE HONEY, HELP THE BEES.

[blueklectic]

[issasideblogbruh]

Why would you…… rip my strands right from my scalp like this

[saathiray]

FINALLY a wording for this I’ve been trying to find that doesn’t turn into victim-blaming

[k1mkardashian]

tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”

[thistickles-deactivated20140906]

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[k1mkardashian]

[pettydavis]

does that person know they LITERALLY invented comedy??? do they really know????

[ironpour]

One last time before tumblr devours itself

[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

We shall never not celebrate talent with me

[breakfastautocrat]

This is a decidedly unfriendly reminder that I don’t want you following me or liking/reblogging my posts if you are a Trump supporter, neo-Confederate, TERF, neo-Nazi, or a supporter of any other sort of white supremacist or fascist movement. Get the fuck out. I don’t want you here.

[fiorilex]

Yess! Already 25 people unfollowed me. Feels so good to take the garbage out.

[ginadanielsjfc]

every time I use “they” to refer to a single gender-unknown person on Tumblr, another piece of my grammar-filled heart shatters, and the pieces scatter at the bottom of hell

[davidemmerich]

“They” has been a singular pronoun for hundreds of years, you melodramatic dipshit.

[miguel-the-sexy-and-powerful-god]

well… actually… no… they is plural. people use they when they should use he, she, or it.

[baras-deactivated20150906]

dense motherfucker, the pronoun “they” is an english equivalent for the third person indefinite singular and has been for literally centuries. it remains morphologically and syntactically plural therefore you don’t need to shit your little pantaloons at compromising your surely rock solid grammar rules.

i guarantee every fuckin time you’ve ever had to refer to a person of an unknown gender you’ve used “they” subconsciously. (“The post clerk gave me a message for you.” “Oh, what did they say?”) but you only have a problem with it when people specify it as a pronoun for themselves because you’re a shitlord i fuckin guess.

[manthedog]

grammarized straight into hell

[bewbin]

Öh no

[lhommetimide]

When you start dating somebody and they make a post sayin “Physical attractiveness is not important to me. Its whats inside that counts “

[blossomfleurr-deactivated201904]

I’m gonna delete this in like five mins but i am fucking crying this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen:

[vivithefolle]

That’s it, I’m abandoning all my stories guys, I can’t compete with this absolute masterpiece

[doodleladle]

sharing is caring 

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