Nerdy Shels

[apxlllo]

where's my adhd/cfs solidarity y'all??

[aspergersissues]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[abcsofadhd]

(Source: me on twitter)

[e-mirus-deactivated20210604]

Nothing but respect for my ADHD king 👑

[badjokesbyjeff]

Sir, you’ve got a very rare disease

Me: “How rare?”

Doctor: “You pick the name”

[sarcasminc]

[moonskek-deactivated20251028]

“Morning In Secret” by Paulo FLOP

[lesbianshepard]

shout out to the spiderwick chronicles for having the best fictional mermaid design

10/10 best design

[graybybaby]

Edward: *damages Bella’s car so it won’t start so she can’t drive to see Jacob*

12 year old me: aw :) protective :)

me now:

[a-gay-homosexual-deactivated202]

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

[twerkyvulture]

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

[cloudfreed]

me when im hungry

[catsofinstagram]

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

[gordonm99]

Wtfgstagashshshshslspznxbxbdisjssnsj

[haiderabd51]

[pochowek]

i dont want traditional burial i want to become a bog body

[pochowek]

this is threatening!!

[missharleenfquinzel]

This whole NSFW situation is exactly like when America made alcohol illegal in the 1920s to combat rampant alcoholism and it 100% backfired and actually made people drink way MORE and actually made it more accessible. They realized what a mistake they had made and repealed that shit.

[missharleenfquinzel]

Which brings me to my business proposal:

Titty Speakeasies

Knock three times and give the password “I like your shoelaces”

[missharleenfquinzel]

HOEHIBITION 

[homokommari]

all cats are carriers of sleepy bitch disease. if you ever lay down on a sofa or bed near a cat you are guaranteed to contract sleepy bitch disease. 

[artyowlsstuff]

Okay people, history-fail story-time...

So back in the 1780′s when our country was still figuring crap out and ol’ George Washington was just elected president, G.W. decided to send a letter to Congress along the lines of ‘Looking forward to working with you all, this will be exciting!” Congress, not wanting to slight the president and also trying to express their own enthusiasm, sent back a letter along the lines of “Glad you’re excited, we are also looking forward to working with you!”

Then George sends another letter back saying something like “Cool cool bros, glad you’re just as excited as I am,” and Congress, again not wanting to be awkward or just ignore the PRESIDENT, sent back ANOTHER letter saying some dumb crap that was probably along the lines of “Glad you’re excited that we’re excited that you’re excited.”

Democracy at its finest.

And while this in itself is funny, that is not even the best part.

George Washington, while being powerful, was not extremely eloquent, and at this point was also aging, busy, and overall very stressed about his new position (which he did not want in the first place).  So he asked his old friend James Madison, who had a much better way with words, to write the first note to Congress.  Good old James Madison, wanting to oblige his friend, did just that and composed the note to Congress.  Now, J-Mads was himself a member of Congress, so when the note arrived, he was in session to hear “Washington’s” letter read.

Congress got nervous and worried about who could possibly compose a formal and acceptable letter back to Washington.  Who better than his old friend, James Madison?  So Jimmy, being obliging, wrote the response.  When Washington received the reply, he once again asked his friend to write the response.  

And who did Congress choose to write their final letter? That’s right….none other than Jimmy-James-Madison himself.

So James Madison, future 4th president of the United States, wrote himself 4 letters under the guise of George Washington and the first Congress of the U.S.  And he was too embarrassed to admit it.

[peasantbarbie]

catfish of the millenium