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I can’t be the only one who feels this way about the new #PS5, right?!? https://www.instagram.com/p/CDjjHsQgu5G/?igshid=15ai3ysa4x9w7

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‪It’s like I jumped into a time machine when I went grocery shopping today, in the best possible way. Super stoked to see Purplesaurus Rex back on store shelves.‬ ‪I need @koolaid to bring out some Purplesaurus Rex on-the-go packets so I can drink my favorite flavor with my water.‬ https://www.instagram.com/p/CDFBmNGAD30/?igshid=1viv40rxjvq8u

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If you were ever mailed one of these Xbox Live Diamond cards, you now qualify for a senior citizen discount. #XboxLive #SWAG #ImADinosaur https://www.instagram.com/p/B3cdj-0ACN8/?igshid=w7s9ot52du7m

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‪I am by no means a professional photographer, nowhere near it, but like most individuals with a camera - I have my moments. Allow me the privilege of showing you my photographic magnum opus: ‬ ‪The Lighthouse - a study in morning, afternoon, and night. ‬ ‪#amateurphotography ‬ https://www.instagram.com/p/B2t-CDoAZTa/?igshid=1c0ui79hof13k

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When your children would rather listen to your old Paul Westerberg album and not the the latest Ariana Grande single, what level of hipster dad would that make someone? Asking for myself... https://www.instagram.com/nerfedllamas/p/By3cpzjgU35/?igshid=606afqj5uxpq

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‪Not since beating Battletoads on the NES back in ‘91 have I felt like I truly had to adapt and get better at a game to win. #Cuphead is a tough game but earning the ending was very rewarding. I deserve a real trophy for finishing it. Thanks to @StudioMDHR for making a great game!‬ https://www.instagram.com/nerfedllamas/p/Byvu4vpgYsc/?igshid=11cnkeg6u0jed

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‪It is time to observe my favorite ridiculously made up national day of the year. That’s right... happy #NationalDoughnutDay everybody! Grab yourself big ol’ cup of Joe and a sweet circle of yeast and sugar. Like the bag says, “you deserve a donut.”‬ https://www.instagram.com/nerfedllamas/p/ByaURL9gf7V/?igshid=stnrtxlyymt0

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Consumer Entitlement With Entertainment Products: Or Why Everyone Needs To Stop Worrying So Much About Imaginary Stuffs And Find Better Things To Do With Their Time

Consumer Entitlement With Entertainment Products: Or Why Everyone Needs To Stop Worrying So Much About Imaginary Stuffs And Find Better Things To Do With Their Time

Consumer Entitlement With Entertainment Products: Or Why Everyone Needs To Stop Worrying So Much About Imaginary Stuffs And Find Better Things To Do With Their Time

This one may hit you a little too close to home, but like Dany says, “deal with it.”

Consumer Entitlement with entertainment products. A combination of words so mismatched that it boggles the mind and yet recently it has become a real…

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If you’d have told me back in 2012 that 7 years later I’d be playing City of Heroes again, I’d have told you that you were crazy… and yet here we are. What a time to be alive. I can’t believe it’s real. So crazy. I feel like a kid in a candy store right now. #CityOfHeroes https://www.instagram.com/p/Bws_IjQAmrW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16dpwvyuc7tc5

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‪Every now and then, you’ve gotta treat yourself. Today is that day. Green tea, Karaage (Japanese fried chicken), and Miso Ramen. If I can’t go to Japan, I can at least keep it close to my heart. ‬ https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv7OrixAQfz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xx9tkajrz2be

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Project Lucidity - Chapter 1: King of Pain

Project Lucidity – Chapter 1: King of Pain

Hi there!

I’ve been working on polishing a draft of Project Lucidity, which is the codename for a novel I wrote during NaNoWriMo last year. I say codename because I’m not sure that I am fully sold on that being the title. Regardless, it’s what I’m calling it right now. This particular story is set in the modern day but has a sci-fi/fantasy feel to many aspects of it. Bottom line: It’s Inception…

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The first draft of my tentatively titled "Project Lucidity" manuscript is 100% complete as of today. It has a lot of potential. It also needs a ton of work, editing, and revisions. The important thing is that it's written. I can worry about redrafting after the new year. Feels good to get it done! Just out of curiosity, I ran this newly completed first draft manuscript through the word counter and this delightfully trippy tale of shared lucid dreams, psychic super powers, temperamental college students, and technology gone awry weighs in at a beefy 92,070 words. #AmWriting https://www.instagram.com/p/BrqZlfAhfXG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1se5xvaucz2wx

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The Ultimate Answer To Life, The Universe, And Everything: 42

The Ultimate Answer To Life, The Universe, And Everything: 42

The Ultimate Answer To Life, The Universe, And Everything: 42

Howdy! How have things been? I know. I’ve been out of pocket for a while now. I don’t think I ever willingly intended to allow this little blog of mine to go this long without any new posts, but isn’t that life all over? Sometimes we start projects with the best of intentions and then circumstances arise that change everything. I…

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Weighing in at a highly respectable 76,988 words, I have validated my #NaNoWriMo work in progress and claimed my win. The first draft is now about 85% complete. It's been a heck of a push to get this much typed but absolutely worth it. I'm proud of what I've done here. #AmWriting https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq0LBA9BeST/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qbe3pw2c4cdx

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A petition for Netflix to produce a single film to close out the story of their Marco Polo original series. Please sign and reblog!

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‪Just started playing #Kynseed, a Stardew Valley-like game by some of the folks responsible for the Fable series (in early access on Steam for $9.99) and ran across this funny little note in my adventures. I can already tell that me and this game are going to get along just fine. ‬ https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp-7j0mhYL1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lrq3ecqtqakt

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I live in hope that we might see a one off film conclusion to the #Netflix original series #MarcoPolo. Sign & Reblog this petition and maybe together we can help make it happen! https://www.change.org/p/netflix-for-netflix-and-twc-to-produce-a-film-to-close-out-the-story-of-their-marco-polo-series