whoever started the fiddling rumor is getting executed.
he/him/they
reformed mama's boy
#1 proudest girl-dad, hail to the goddess Claudia Augusta, taken too soon.
Taking back the narrative and correcting the slander on my imperial name.
I will answer any petitions you may have about my life and will do my best to give you an accurate answer (without the FLAVIAN PROPAGANDA), just drop them in the petitions box. Britney tells me I should add "within reason" to this sentence.
i miss my wife, if anyone is able to tell me her whereabouts it would be greatly appreciated. I'm certain the gods would not be so cruel as to bring me back without her- Carissima Mea.
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Advisors:
My advisor in everything of the modern age: @david-aka-nerva
Britney, Nervas close friend and the advisor who showed me how to use The Internets: @britney-in-italy
my wonderful teacher and advisor in philosophy whom I have pardoned: @nothing-is-ours-but-time aka Skittles Seneca the Younger.
servants:
@servus-romanus
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The story of my resurrection, disclaimers and other information below the cut
story of my resurrection (not embellished i swear) :
The prophecy foretold I would rise again, and so I did. Frightened but determined, that fateful night of June 9, 2024 I emerged from my grave and found my way to the nearest light- the home of my advisors Nerva and Britney. A hotel near the place of my most untimely demise.
Nerva taught me the English and Italian tongues and Britney taught me The Internets, together they have taught me the ways of this modern age so that the prophecy may come true.
I am unsure what the prophecy is as it was foretold in the years after my passing and has long since been forgotten but I'm sure it's quite noble.
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tags when i am able to remember:
"posts" about my beloved wife: #Poppaea my beloved
my "reblogs" : #the emperor's reblogs
original "posts" : #the emperor's thoughts.
petitions: #the emperor's petitions
ballads: #the emperor's ballads
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other information/disclaimers:
i am aware of my image, and i am aware that it may be correct. however, i did do good for the empire, and much of the good i did directly contradicts the bad. i am not saying any of what some have said is untrue-- but historical bias does exist. and all of the surviving histories of my life are heavily skewed against me.
that being said:
if you see me make a mistake-- to err is to human. please let me know in my petitions box and i shall attempt to rectify the situation. however if your source for the mistake can be refuted by historical bias i may refute it (kindly of course). that being said if you are mean to me/ use any kind of AI as a source in my petitions box i reserve the right to simply delete it.
if you would like to know my own sources, let me know and i will do my best to provide them (also preferably in the petitions box). most of my information comes from Tacitus and Suetonius my be-loathed, Josephus, Seneca, and others. also i lived it-- duh.
also as a small aside, the person who helps me run this account has decided that i shall not be "breaking character" unless absolutely necessary (or dms). i am unsure why-- the only reason she would give me is "because funy." so i suppose you may do with that as you will.
If you have seen me post anything as "ooc" ........ No you did not...... it was Britney's fault.
at the end of the day-- do not take me to seriously citizens. the person who helps me run this account does so for fun.
i am not discouraging you from becoming a poet, i would never discourage anyone from such a noble cause. i am partially insulted that you would even think that, servus. but i forgive you.
i simply think that experiencing the odyssey can only be done one way, and that way is hearing it told while incredibly wine-drunk sung by a bard.
i would care about the world cup if there were more players on the pitch and rhe pitch was made of marble and bricks and concrete and filled wirh benches and the players wore voluminois white jerseys and the ball was a sort of decree or law and the referee was called "tribune of the plebs
On this day, 1958 years ago, Emperor of the Roman Empire Nero commited suicide.
In 68 CE, Nero was declared a public enemy by the Senate and abandoned by the Praetorian Guard. He fled Rome and ultimately preferred to take his own life rather than be executed. Sources describe him as unable to carry it out alone. His secretary, Epaphroditus is said to have assisted him in the final act. His final words are said to have been: “Qualis artifex pereo” meaning “What an artist dies in me”. His death ended the Julio-Claudian dynasty, the first imperial family of Rome.
Nero... just threw a soda at me. He then yelled I was tricked even after I explained what carbonation is! I am now sticky and wet and gross. Last time I ever let that man child have a soda.
Nero... just threw a soda at me. He then yelled I was tricked even after I explained what carbonation is! I am now sticky and wet and gross. Last time I ever let that man child have a soda.
From what I understand, "dressings" could mean clothes in general. However "dress" usually refers to women's long tunics or chitons.
Unfortunately these barbaric "pants" have come into style recently, and ruined fashion entirely. even the words they use to speak of clothes has become a confusing mess...
