salve!

servus sum neronis imperatoris! meow meow meow mea familia julios ca. XXV ann. servabant! et superbus ei sum >:)! (ooc: main is @melonmard)

[nothing-is-ours-but-time]

@servus-romanus and I still have not been found. @britney-in-italy, I thought you said you were comming to find us.

I just spent the €1.50 David gave me as emergency metro fare on food for the two of us. It was, of all things, a bag of hot chips. I can assure you, Britney, that we thought of you as we ate them.

Please come find us, we are out of money and have half a small bag of chips left.

[servus-romanus]

dont worry i have a blank cheque with the emperor's name on it, we should be able to trade it for coins with anyone

[nothing-is-ours-but-time]

@servus-romanus and I still have not been found. @britney-in-italy, I thought you said you were comming to find us.

I just spent the €1.50 David gave me as emergency metro fare on food for the two of us. It was, of all things, a bag of hot chips. I can assure you, Britney, that we thought of you as we ate them.

Please come find us, we are out of money and have half a small bag of chips left.

[servus-romanus]

dont worry i have a blank cheque with the emperor's name on it, we should be able to trade it for coins with anyone

[britney-in-italy]

"Eater of hot chips and resident lier"

how does it feel to have your title in the quotations? not well i must only assume.

Feels like a ploy by nero to disenfranchise me from eating hot chips so he can have them all

[nothing-is-ours-but-time]

I agree, that did sound like the emperor.

[nero-caesar-augustus]

i know not what you speak of...

[servus-romanus]

why do you all gate keep th best foods from me 🥲

what is a hot chip

[nero-caesar-augustus]

she keeps them in the same drawer the "key cards" are in. you should take some they are quite good.

imagine a puff of crunchy cloud covered in fire, that is a "Hot Cheeto." it is quite the brilliant snack food. i would have liked to have had them at the games i think.

[servus-romanus]

di immortale!! they are magnifica! quam texture! what could this possibility be made of

[nothing-is-ours-but-time]

Servus. Servus, run. Britney is coming. I hear her down the hall-- here, quick! I will cover you escape.

[servus-romanus]

IM RUNNING IM RUNNING IM RUNNING DOWN THE HALL DOWN THE STAIRS OUT INTO THe street...

im lost. im lost in my own city 😢😫😭😭😭😭what am i going to do im going to starve i will have to beg and no one will give me money because they dont understand my stupid BROKEN italian 😭😭😭😭😭waaaaaa

[nothing-is-ours-but-time]

Calm yourself, servus. I am here too. If we are lost, then we are lost together.

...

Heavens, you really gave lost us, haven't you? That was a lot of turns you made. I... have never been down this street. Which isn't saying much, I have been out of the hotel all of three times, and always with the emperor, who goes out often enough to know his way around.

--No, don't cry. My Italian is passable. We will live. I do hope the emperor has noticed our absence though.

[servus-romanus]

they keep saying "metro" "take the metro" quid de metro quid metri est 😭😭😭

[britney-in-italy]

Take this as a lesson to not EAT MY FUCKING HOT CHIPS YOU ASSHOLES

Now stay where you are so I can come find you

[nero-caesar-augustus]

@nothing-is-ours-but-time @servus-romanus Britney has informed me that you are missing. Bring back more hot chips if you find them.

[servus-romanus]

ecce luci! there are so many Cheeti in that store

all i have is this imperial IOU, if they still respect his name they will accept it

[britney-in-italy]

"Eater of hot chips and resident lier"

how does it feel to have your title in the quotations? not well i must only assume.

Feels like a ploy by nero to disenfranchise me from eating hot chips so he can have them all

[nothing-is-ours-but-time]

I agree, that did sound like the emperor.

[nero-caesar-augustus]

i know not what you speak of...

[servus-romanus]

why do you all gate keep th best foods from me 🥲

what is a hot chip

[nero-caesar-augustus]

she keeps them in the same drawer the "key cards" are in. you should take some they are quite good.

imagine a puff of crunchy cloud covered in fire, that is a "Hot Cheeto." it is quite the brilliant snack food. i would have liked to have had them at the games i think.

[servus-romanus]

di immortale!! they are magnifica! quam texture! what could this possibility be made of

[nothing-is-ours-but-time]

Servus. Servus, run. Britney is coming. I hear her down the hall-- here, quick! I will cover you escape.

[servus-romanus]

IM RUNNING IM RUNNING IM RUNNING DOWN THE HALL DOWN THE STAIRS OUT INTO THe street...

im lost. im lost in my own city 😢😫😭😭😭😭what am i going to do im going to starve i will have to beg and no one will give me money because they dont understand my stupid BROKEN italian 😭😭😭😭😭waaaaaa

[nothing-is-ours-but-time]

Calm yourself, servus. I am here too. If we are lost, then we are lost together.

...

Heavens, you really gave lost us, haven't you? That was a lot of turns you made. I... have never been down this street. Which isn't saying much, I have been out of the hotel all of three times, and always with the emperor, who goes out often enough to know his way around.

--No, don't cry. My Italian is passable. We will live. I do hope the emperor has noticed our absence though.

[servus-romanus]

they keep saying "metro" "take the metro" quid de metro quid metri est 😭😭😭

[britney-in-italy]

"Eater of hot chips and resident lier"

how does it feel to have your title in the quotations? not well i must only assume.

Feels like a ploy by nero to disenfranchise me from eating hot chips so he can have them all

[nothing-is-ours-but-time]

I agree, that did sound like the emperor.

[nero-caesar-augustus]

i know not what you speak of...

[servus-romanus]

why do you all gate keep th best foods from me 🥲

what is a hot chip

[nero-caesar-augustus]

she keeps them in the same drawer the "key cards" are in. you should take some they are quite good.

imagine a puff of crunchy cloud covered in fire, that is a "Hot Cheeto." it is quite the brilliant snack food. i would have liked to have had them at the games i think.

[servus-romanus]

di immortale!! they are magnifica! quam texture! what could this possibility be made of

[nothing-is-ours-but-time]

Servus. Servus, run. Britney is coming. I hear her down the hall-- here, quick! I will cover you escape.

[servus-romanus]

IM RUNNING IM RUNNING IM RUNNING DOWN THE HALL DOWN THE STAIRS OUT INTO THe street...

im lost. im lost in my own city 😢😫😭😭😭😭what am i going to do im going to starve i will have to beg and no one will give me money because they dont understand my stupid BROKEN italian 😭😭😭😭😭waaaaaa

[britney-in-italy]

"Eater of hot chips and resident lier"

how does it feel to have your title in the quotations? not well i must only assume.

Feels like a ploy by nero to disenfranchise me from eating hot chips so he can have them all

[nothing-is-ours-but-time]

I agree, that did sound like the emperor.

[nero-caesar-augustus]

i know not what you speak of...

[servus-romanus]

why do you all gate keep th best foods from me 🥲

what is a hot chip

[nero-caesar-augustus]

she keeps them in the same drawer the "key cards" are in. you should take some they are quite good.

imagine a puff of crunchy cloud covered in fire, that is a "Hot Cheeto." it is quite the brilliant snack food. i would have liked to have had them at the games i think.

[servus-romanus]

di immortale!! they are magnifica! quam texture! what could this possibility be made of

[britney-in-italy]

"Eater of hot chips and resident lier"

how does it feel to have your title in the quotations? not well i must only assume.

Feels like a ploy by nero to disenfranchise me from eating hot chips so he can have them all

[nothing-is-ours-but-time]

I agree, that did sound like the emperor.

[nero-caesar-augustus]

i know not what you speak of...

[servus-romanus]

why do you all gate keep th best foods from me 🥲

what is a hot chip

[britney-in-italy]

Find me in a winery in southern Italy. Peace

[servus-romanus]

did you know horatius used to live here

[servus-romanus]

tantum studesco de ipsa patria mea

[servus-romanus]

tF was caesar's problem

[nero-caesar-augustus]

"Nero, you're so conceited because you refer to yourself as a god!"

Yes but have you considered that I quite literally am a god according to Roman religion?

It is not even as if I have bestowed myself with the title, no, the credit for that wonderful decision goes to mother.

[servus-romanus]

you're a god to me Liege 🥹🥹🥹

[nero-caesar-augustus]

yes servus, I am a god to many.

I am after all, The New Sun ☀️

[nero-caesar-augustus]

"Nero, you're so conceited because you refer to yourself as a god!"

Yes but have you considered that I quite literally am a god according to Roman religion?

It is not even as if I have bestowed myself with the title, no, the credit for that wonderful decision goes to mother.

[servus-romanus]

you're a god to me Liege 🥹🥹🥹

[servus-romanus]

juts slmamed a rred bull i a

WHOOO this is hrorrible

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

Which one of u big backs ordered 23 medium frozen cokes from the maccas that im at rn

[servus-romanus]

😓sorryy

they're just so good

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

WHO THE FUCK LIKES COLA. IT TASTES LIKE SHIT

[servus-romanus]

i will utilise a line from my most favourite poem of my most favourite poet:

beatus ille qui procul negotiis

beata es, quae procul metendo, rebus domesticarum, laboribus tantum nectar ferendi

do not take these miracles lightly, amica, your world is completely foreign to me

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

Which one of u big backs ordered 23 medium frozen cokes from the maccas that im at rn

[servus-romanus]

😓sorryy

they're just so good

[nero-caesar-augustus]

i did not play the lyre.

MY CITY WAS ON FIRE.

[servus-romanus]

🎶you did not start the fire

it was always burning yeah the world is turning 🎶

[of-ardea]

im not even into the whole rpf thing but honestly mad respect for whatever yall are doing to those roman senators

[servus-romanus]

#they are in my fucking hotel...

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...i could pay a rent?? what is there for work around here?