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[nervouspiratedragon]

Ape escape community

I created a community for anybody who remembers Sony's "Ape Escape" games . DM me for invites.

The community can be found right here:

reblog if you remember the PlayStation game called Ape escape!

[nervouspiratedragon]

Sage monitoring the internet

HC: In the egg empire Sage would be put in charge of monitoring the internet. If she detects someone is talking smack about Eggman on the internet or is posting anti-egg propaganda , she traces the IP of the poster and dispatches a batallion of badniks to the location of the poster, on Eggman's behalf😈

[solarhood]

[egg-emperor]

the only soft side I'd like Eggman showing his enemies is a mocking one that just drives home how cruel, merciless, and sadistic he can be

like when they're visibly suffering and hurt emotionally or physically, his face falls and he shows sympathy like "oh no, did that really hurt that bad?" like he didn't realize and went too far. but then laughs like haha sike that's good! he's very pleased with that and wants to make it worse

and when they cry he wipes their tears with his thumb and he softly coos but then with his tone still calm, he says "these are pathetic. do you think this is going to save you?" and then a big creepy smile spreads across his face. because they can cry all they want, it won't stop him

or after he's been rough in punishing a captive, he runs his hand along their fur/hair like he's petting them to comfort them. it almost gets them into a false sense of security even after he hurt them. but then he says "I just gave you what you deserve. you need to know your place :)"

and when he sees victims trembling with fear at the sense of impending doom of him looming over them threateningly, he asks "why are you so afraid? don't be scared... I haven't even gotten to the worst part yet ;)" as he begins to toy with them in ways that'll only get rougher

he gets a real kick out of having power and control over them by force and asserting his rules in cruel disturbing ways and toying with their emotions by mocking them and faking sympathy just to suddenly spit in their face and laugh hehe

while it's not official I'm still weak for the way Eggman mocked Tails after capturing him and destroying his invention, saying "poor boy... we all have to learn this lesson sooner or later" in SaTR agjdbgksnfhskg I need more of that so fucking bad 😍🥴💜💘💕

[nervouspiratedragon]

i made a song dedicated to how much Eggman hates sonic.

🎵Turning animals into robots is my dream

Hedgehog, you got the most disgusting green eyes I've ever seen.

You've got me boiling in rage

As we fight under the dark sky

At EggmanLand near the rides

I hate you always forever. Here and now . I will destroy you.

I hate you always forever , near and and far

I hate you always forever.

Everywhere you always thwart me

Everyday being annoying and pesky

Say, you'll oppose me forever

Always destroying my bots , jealous that I'm better

And releasing animals from my badniks

Here and always pissing me off

I know you'll be a thorn in my side forever.

Constantly messing up my plans

Always attacking with rings in hand

I will hunt you everyday and everywhere

Won't stop until your life is extinguished

And my empire is established

I hate you always forever. Here and now I will destroy you

I hate you always forever. Near and far, causing distaster🎵

[addysfandomdump]

Happy Birthday @themetalvirus! Have a mini comic of the Egg Sons I was working on earlier.

Bonus:

QuartzEgg!Sonic (that's what I'm gonna call my Egghog Sonic from now on; I should make my own AU...) has detachable limbs and head as the result of a wildly unethical experiment by Eggman so he could escape his flesh prison and become one with his machines. He didn't wanna experiment on himself first because of the high risk of failure, so he used his 12 year old hedgehog son instead 💔 Sonic got extremely lucky, for the surgery was a success and he didn't die horribly and he has cool detachable limbs now yay!!!

QE!Sonic can't keep his head off for more than a few hours. He still needs blood to pump his brain, after all. His body can survive much longer without his head than his head without his body. He's like a chicken lol.

QE!Sonic has different sets of arms and legs of different heights, along with several replacements in case he loses them in battle.

Taking off his arms and legs aren't much of a hassle, but taking off his head does hurt a little bit.

[nervouspiratedragon]

Looking back on Pinocchio , the Pleasure Island is a huge case of disproportionate retribution. Yes the boys who are lured to the island are naughty, bratty boys who want to skip school, but still their fate of being turned into donkeys and sold as slave labor for the rest of their lives (and presumably eventually worked to death) is really overkill.

Also Lampwick's calling for his momma as he is graphically turned into a donkey is sheer nightmare fuel.

[lurkerviolin]

monster fucker kinsey scale incoming don’t ever tell me what i can’t do, son

[lurkerviolin]

[seagull-scribbles]

Our lead singer lost his voice so we improvised

Based on this [Tumblr] [TikTok]

[nervouspiratedragon]

Tomba @ The world

Tomba @ the gaming world: "IAMALIVEHERE IWILLNEVERLETYOUFORGETABOUTME BRINGMEBACK!"

[nervouspiratedragon]

Remember Rosy the alien? Well I redesigned her to look more like extra life sonic

Now she is the what if "Extra Life Sonic but the animals instead of mocking him with their freedom and shit on his box they freed him"

So basically this extra life aside of begin a girl is a aggressive fluttershy XD

yes I remember here.

ooh I love this redesign of Rosy.

[nervouspiratedragon]

Eggman's present

Imsgine: It's Christmas morning. Eggman rushes under his Christmas tree to open all the presents underneath it🎄, with an almost childlike glee. There are multiple presents from his creations under the tree . He opens them Most of them contain things like coffee mugs and socks. He gets to the last present 🎁.

This present is covered with blue shimmering wrapping. Attached to it is a note saying "To Eggman, Love Metal". Eggman excitedly opens this present only to find that it contains Sonic's severed head. He beams with joy at this sight. Undeniable proof that his accursed enemy is dead. Best Christmas present he could ever ask for. He celebrates this and so does Metal and all the other Creations .

[lurkerviolin]

monster fucker kinsey scale incoming don’t ever tell me what i can’t do, son

[lurkerviolin]

[manstrans]

I don't think people on this website understand what "you should love jewish people more than you hate nazis" means

do you hate nazis because they're fun to hate on and easy to ratio? or because of the material harm they have caused, are causing, and will continue to cause? when you see a nazi, do you see an acceptable target? or do you see an active threat? what do you do to help jewish people outside of these situations? anything at all? do you have positive views on judaism? do you try to better yourself by listening to jewish voices on topics of bigotry?

I'm not going to complain about a nazi getting punched for being a nazi, but the issue isn't as simple as just punching nazis. you need to love jewish people more than you hate nazis if you want to address the root causes of antisemitism

[boyakishan]

... I don't give a fuck if you're Jewish. Or Arabic. Chinese. And other cultural religious people groups.

I hate Nazis because all of them appear to be the boring kind of cunts. The kind that deserve to be slapped with whatever the fuck I have on hand.

In short. I don't care. You wanna go. Do whatever the fuck Jewish people do.

Go do that. I don't know you, go have fun.

You're going to be annoying and try to push shit onto me? I'm m gonna punch your stomach and throw you off a bridge if you don't stop the multiple times after I tell you to.

Tldr: I don't care. Get fucked for all I care. Unless I know you, or you're affecting me. Fuck off. Or don't. I don't live your life. Just don't annoy me and that's as far as I care.

[madphantom]

[randomthefox]

Sage may be the apple.of Eggman's eye for now, but she better watch out, lest she ends up like eggys other Creations.

Yeah, she's the new hotness right now. But she can be replaced at any time.

That's the thing about Sonic. People keep trying to impose a status quo onto the series, but there has truly never ever been one. Tails was a sidekick for three games and then he self actualized and graduated as of Sonic Adventure 2. Knuckles is devoted to protecting the Master Emerald most of the time, but he'll also just fuck off and go hoverboard racing whenever he feels like it. Shadow got over his baggage with Maria two games after his introduction. Blaze showed up to Sonic and Amy's birthday party, residency in an alternate dimension be damned. It's an utter dice roll if the final boss of any given Sonic game is going to be Eggman or something else entirely.

Sonic isn't Mario and never has been. They have always shaken up the formula, such that you can't even truly say there is or ever has been a formula. Sage is just another shake up. And she's just as likely to get shaken up herself within two or three games. Who knows what'll happen in the future. All I know for sure is things will not stay as they are.

[nervouspiratedragon]

Eggman @ His creations : "I created you and I can get rid of you in a minute and replace you with a new 'bot by tomorrow, So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable."

[randomthefox]

Sage may be the apple.of Eggman's eye for now, but she better watch out, lest she ends up like eggys other Creations.

Yeah, she's the new hotness right now. But she can be replaced at any time.

That's the thing about Sonic. People keep trying to impose a status quo onto the series, but there has truly never ever been one. Tails was a sidekick for three games and then he self actualized and graduated as of Sonic Adventure 2. Knuckles is devoted to protecting the Master Emerald most of the time, but he'll also just fuck off and go hoverboard racing whenever he feels like it. Shadow got over his baggage with Maria two games after his introduction. Blaze showed up to Sonic and Amy's birthday party, residency in an alternate dimension be damned. It's an utter dice roll if the final boss of any given Sonic game is going to be Eggman or something else entirely.

Sonic isn't Mario and never has been. They have always shaken up the formula, such that you can't even truly say there is or ever has been a formula. Sage is just another shake up. And she's just as likely to get shaken up herself within two or three games. Who knows what'll happen in the future. All I know for sure is things will not stay as they are.

[boneheat]

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