[anthoniejcrowley]

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED - but it’s just memes 2.0

[part 1.0] ; [part 3.0]

[theconcealedweapon]

[readerininvisiblewritings]

Best job advice I’ve gotten: The job is not going to love you back.

[ruinedchildhood]

[geekkatsblog]

Sounds like a good time

[tasty]

[ruinedchildhood]

[thespamman24]

Reblog if you like Shrek and/or being protected.

[ryebreadgf]

i love men i love carbs i love dark chocolate i love tits. and they said it couldn't be done.

[mypoorcanary]

god gives his hardest battles (digestive issues) to his sexiest soldiers

[yourbigsisnissi]

A part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. The older you get, the more mistakes you’ve made, opportunities you’ve missed, people you’ve disappointed. And every day you have to remind yourself to be kind and forgiving of yourself. You accept and love the you from the past and understand that it’s all a part of the process. Then you move on and live your best life, knowing now as old as you feel today, you’ll never be this young again.

[starei]

oh to be called "my love" by your favourite person in the whole world

[homosexfag-moved-deactivated202]

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

I cant stop reciting this and then laughing so hard I cry

[vrson]

transcript:

I firmly believe all the best stories happen at WalMart self checkout, I was there at 3 in the morning one time buying Froot Loops, and there was a tall, tall country dad there and his little 5 year old daughter.

And when buying my Froot Loops, I dropped them. And I said "fuck. my loops." And I remember, like, in the back hearing, [gruffer, southern accented voice] "Yeah! Dont be afraid to speak!"

[normal voice] And I was like, "What?"

And he was like, [accented voice] "Youre angry, about your cereal. Say it. Say Fuck with your chest!"

[normal voice] And I was like, "...Fuck!" and his little daughter was like [less gruff accented voice] "Yeah my daddy lets me say Bitch!"

[disgustinggf]

mentally i am biting him right now

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

[pissvortex]

american cities are like completely inaccessible unless you can drive around in them and at the same time there’s no fucking parking spots anywhere. you either gotta cram into some stupid little street parking or drive 10 flights up a parking garage and either way you gotta pay just for the privilege of parking your car there even though you cant get there by any other means. i hate it here

[sock-ness-monster]

Everybody shut the HECK up and look at this

S H O R K

[vixxey]

she looks pregnant!!!!

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Enemies to "I accidentally came across you while you were vulnerable and scared and I'm not a total asshole so I tried to help you" to "accidental mutual uncovering of softer sides and vulnerabilities" to "I can't be mean to you anymore, not out of pity but because it would feel weird betraying that brief truce we had" to "Fine I'll make an effort to be nice to you now I guess" to "actually now that we're not actively hating each other you're not so bad I guess" to "i think we're friends but I'm not going to say that because I'm afraid you're not gonna feel the same way" to "oh you also think we're friends? Great" to lovers

[mynameis-gloria]

Scultura di Andrea Salvatori

[tache-noire]

thats the wee cunt responsible for my mental illness

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[andysambrg]

ハウルの動く城 Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki