Nessian Defender

Nessian and Gwynriel enthusiast the first line of defense against inner circle and valkyries antis banner by: bookishkoda on ig

[nessiandefenseattorney]

Acotar is so good when you don’t have random bitches in your ear telling you that every character is a terrible person and why

[nessiandefenseattorney]

Hi guys.

I know it’s been a while since I showed up here and I wanted to tell you my final goodbye.

I’m a woman who moves from fandom to fandom and sometimes my love dwindles for certain pieces of media, and though all of my obsessions are in the rabbit hole that is my mind sometimes others overpower others.

Acotar will always have my heart and the antis will always fear me😋😜 anyways this is my final say and post here

- H. NDA out. peace to my allies and shit to my antis

[nessiandefenseattorney]

Heyy,

I'm sorry to hear that, I was just worried that some people might have bullied you again 😭

Then take your time if you have so much on your plate right now💕 Sometimes life gets just too serious 😶‍🌫️ but if you just want to rant about something you can always message me

💋

Girllll they will never bully me away from here

Thank you it’s not just life I’m the kind of woman who moves between hyperfixations like a goddamn yo-yo and acotar has just became a thing of the past and the fact that this page is still up is a miracle

Thanks for taking an interest seriously I really appreciate that🫶🫶🫶

[suchpoignantviolence]

yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

what is your style?

regular milk or plant based milk?

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

and I'll go first cuz I can

girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?

I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart

anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)

something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty

regular but only 1,5% fat

CEREAL

sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed

tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006

and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer

[hirudyna]

1. i would like to be the cat i just love them

😭😭 sleeping 70% of your life? sounds like a dream. plus as a cat i wouldnt be fat just fluffy🎀

2. probably some clothes from the collection laying on my floor...

3. well tarot cards and crystals on my desk says im a witch🤭🤭

4. on a daily basics its some band shirt or cunty tops paired with too big for me jeans but when i feel like it im wearing more "gothic" outfits

5. only regular

6. milk.

7. feeding the victim glass sounds quite intriguing

sorry for my bad english >.<

tags: @droganabrzesc666 @weightlossbian

[weightlossbian]

hiiii m0rph!! :) 1. I'm not sure sure, but probably some kind of bird - ideally a colourful tropical one. I'd love to be able to have the freedom to fly, and I just think birds are so beautiful! 2. In a hurry? Probably just like baggy jeans and a t-shirt, which is honestly what I wear a lot of the time anyways. I don't really like wearing a lot of things cuz I can be pretty sensitive to the textures of a lot of clothes. :/ 3. Maybe a dryad? I really love nature and being in forests, so it could be a good fit I guess. 4. I mean ideally some sort of alt, but I don't have that many clothes for it (or in general) right now. Hopefully I'll have time to do some DIY stuff over the summer. Currently? I tend not to dress super fem cuz I don't really like it but tbh mostly casual.

5. Regular. Definitely. 6. Don't have cereal much anymore (</3) but when I do it's always cereal first. 7. I mean not to sound too weird but i vaguely remember having the idea of grating someone's sk1n 0ff (with a cheese grater) until they just eventually d1e from it? I mean I think this is a bit more similar to t0rture though. tagging my gorgeous mutuals: @marzippan @eeeeeeismeee @littlelambykins @wyndig0-reblogs (or @wyndig0s-blog) @dragonflys-words also open to anyone else who wants to! :D

[fright-reblogs]

SNAKE (I just rly love snakes) if I had to choose it would probably be a red tail boa

Same thing I wear everyday lol, baggy jeans, baggie t, baggie flannel, and my docs

Love vampires, but I'd definitely be a dryad. I'm a Hozier listener and a lesbian, how can I not be?

Butch grunge punk, I will say no more

Regular. I don't care. Chocolate almond might be an exception, but probably not.

I don't eat my cereal with milk </3

I mean, if we're going for something simple I'd probably say Boomslang venom. Boomslang venom is a blood thinner and essentially just makes you bleed out through every orifice in your body. But I'm also a biiiiiigggg fan of cannibalism, so a quick and easy death by blunt force before eating the carcass is probably my fav. Can't say that I didn't want to say death by Saw trap, but honestly nothing can beat cannibalism :]

@allonsy-moony @uhhlifeig @clodyghost @perpetualloser10191 @irlpowderfromarcane

[uhhlifeig]

a kookaburra if irl but id choose to be padfoot (as in sirius black) in fantasy bc no one said anything abt being a specific animal-slash-character (also bc i long to have a remus lupin of my own but shhhh)

sweatpants and a sweater (fun fact i can wear sweaters in up to 100F heat bc idc and i cant feel it)

siren or vampire (based on what myth were talking abt) bc i screech like a bird really often when i get startled and also i have a tendency to lure ppl in (its the personality guys) and also bc blood and death are staples of life

dark academia (or whimsigoth sometimes when i have time and energy)

dont like milk unless cereal

cereal if im happy but milk when im sad

ooooh uhhh. theres so many ways i cant choose :( (yes i can. its the one where someone is covered in honey and sent along a bug infested river to be eaten alive) (close runner up is the blood eagle)

npt: @regulus-cannot-swim @whydousernamesevenexist @moonandstarshangoutinbars @criimsonreg @wylanlupin @eloose

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Thx for the tag!

1. I wanna be a snail. No other reason than that they are cool and cute.

2. Probably baggy cargo pants and a gray t-shirt

3. Vampire. Why? I'm pale as fuck, I don't like sun, and I will not go anywhere unless I'm invited. I do like garlic, but that's a minor detail, shhh

4. I don't really have an aesthetic tbh

5. Regular milk

6. Milk first

7. Hanging, but the type where the rope is short, and there's not the little fall which kills the person normally. The person will like, actually choke, and it will be painful and long.

No pressure tags:

@starcrossedmoony <333

@mintbecrazy

@moonymoom

@productofaritual

@mudkip-enthusiast18

@ravensncrowsx

@forensic-b1tch-aiden

@losver07

@im-a-mess-of-a-person

@uhhlifeig

@athenalikethegoddess

@berryzxx

@kayylivesinchaos

@motivationequaldead89

@here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can

@silence-between-seconds

@mxed-salad-greens

@suckerforrosekiller

@moonyswarmsweaters

@whysosiriushuh

@insert-clever-username-1133

@somniphobicfox

@marylily-my-beloved

@winterpandafreak

@lesbianlazyhouse

@carrotsinnovember

@n1xxi3

@give-me-a-username-plz

@idk-what-to-put-here-123

@where-is-vivian

@basicallyjustmuggleremuslupin

@obsessedwith15deadwizards

@derangedbookworm

@shamelesswolfstarshipper

@themortalityofundyingstars

@myfavcharacterdidntdrown

@chace-vito

@starving-marauder-lover

@roadkill111

@definitionoffuckup

@sapphos-queer-kid

@regulus-smith

@marauding-almond

@dazzling-witch

@absolutelyflabbergasted

@seekmemystar

@hershey-not-the-chocolate-maybe

@kathryn-maraudersversion

@daddysclownboy

@anything-for-my-moony-1971

[ashes-of-a-moon-crater]

ty for the tag<3

1. i've always felt like i'd be a hedgehog, i think their vibe suits my personality quite well. also, a bee :) pretty obvious

2. ummm comfy pants & a giant knit sweater, bonus points if it was like scattered across the floor of my bedroom lol. oh also my boots

3. i'm definitely a witch, i love all things weird and magic-y (i literally did a tarot reading yesterday lmao)

4. people irl have said alternative or grunge but honestly it's my grandpa's clothes + shitty primark skirts. idk

5. i drink regular milk, though i think soy and coconut milk are good too

6. depends: if the cereal gets soggy, it's milk first and then cereal. if the cereal is granola for example, it goes first, and the the milk

7. placing a million little spider eggs inside their head so they hatch inside their skull :) i used to have nightmares w that lol

npt: @starkayezer @isalikescherriesandblue @hotteststar @dont-turn-left @equippedtolove @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @cool-lesbian-is-here @charliecow @the-moon-and-stars-4ever @swimmingclass1978 @strawberrystainedfingertips7 @sunsstars @dutifullynervouscreation @motivationequaldead89 @walkingtalkingfrog @uhhlifeig

[starkayezer]

HI !

1. I would say fox but I want to be able to fly so maybe an owl

2. a sweater and jeans + converse

3. a fairy because idk they're whimsical and they have wings and are super cool and uhhhhhhh idk man I just think I'd be a fairy also i feel like fairies hang out in the forest and taunt people and that sounds fun so yeah

4. um idk man all I wear is grandpa sweaters, hoodies, band t shirts, jeans, and converse

5. I like almond milk but normally I use regular milk

6. cereal

7. ARSON !¡!!! burn down a building with them inside

@tayter-tot-64 @percyweasleyapologist @star-and-moon-shipper @chivalry-fell-on-his-sword @turtlesinatree @starving-marauder-lover

[tsukiyostarr]

HELLO!!

i’d say probably a crow or raven. i’d like to fly but not be someone that’s like heavily hunted or smth

it greatly depends the place but probably sweatpants and a sweatshirt

id say a dryad i feel like i could be one with a tree actually that sounds like it would be very cool but yes id love to be a tree

i honestly am attempting to make my style band tshirts and then just like sweatpants/cargo pants/ jeans but i’m slowly replacing my closet so yes

i have never tried anything but 2% milk so that

cereal but sometimes i just eat the cereal dry

stab them with a cool knife like a really cool knife i think that id like to do that or throw them out a window :))

@willyoubemydarling @hotteststar @ravensncrowsx @yayyy-insecurities

[willyoubemydarling]

Oooooh fun!!

1. Uhhhh propably some kind of bird since I’ve always wanted to fly like a crow or an owl. ACTUALLY or a frog. Because cute.

2. My true love (fav pair of jeans) and uhh either tight shirt or oversized shirt propably black or dark colours

3. Either a witch or a fairy, idk how to explain why but extra points bc my mums a witch

4. I hope ppl would call it grunge but idk if they would, so I’d say sometimes grunge sometimes random, it rly depends idk

5. Just cow milk I’m not sure which one we buy

6. CEREAL FIRST. If it gets soggy even better

7. Long story but exactly the same as pip did in book 3 agggtm (she’s a queen)

@ravensncrowsx @hotteststar @aelia-posts @nonbinary-potatoes @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @sunshinerainbowsandlollipops

[kiraandhervibes]

Oooh okk

Id like to be an owl or something but I would probably be a lizard of some sort since I love sitting in the sun and staring into the void

My cargos if it's cold or jeans shorts if it's hot and t shirt

Vampire ig. Cause I like the taste of blood, I like staying up at night and I hate being in photos

yeah I got no clue. I just throw on whatever I find

I don't like milk in general but regular milk if I had to choose

Cereal. Unless its a cereal that gets soggy quick

I was reading through everyone else answer...you guys good? Anyway, I would either give them poison (like Jude to Madoc) or an airshot. Preferably between the toes cause then it supposedly looks like a heart attack.

@x-niko-t1ne-x @marauding-almond @almosttinycreation @ashes-to-ashesxx @songs-of-the-hesperides

[almosttinycreation]

Ooh thanks for the tag sorry it took me so long to get to this!

1. Cat because they just chill all day and also cats are adorable

2. One of the many t-shirts I have and a random skirt that’s comfortable but not that cute because I usually always wear a skirt

3. Probably either a fairy or a mermaid because I love bright colors and I dress really femininely

4. Idek its like a mix of a vintage-inspired style, coquette, light academia, and overall just like as feminine as I can possibly make it with a bunch of bows, jewelry, and flowers

5. Plant based milk because my stomach doesn’t like normal milk :(

6. Cereal.

Npt: @poppy-petals18 @scullertartaglia @nichyevosobachka @daughter-of-lethe @iamthechaosss

[daughter-of-lethe-deactivated20]

Heheh thanks for the tag @almosttinycreation, it took me forever to decide a proper way to kill someone.

I'd love to be a Pheonix or some kind of strong, solitary predator.

Jeans, T-shirt if winter, a dress if summer.

Ok, let's be real about this: I am a vampire, I am allergic to the sun, I like rare meat and my canines are a bit sharper than normal, given that my dentist had to cut my gum and pull them down. But I wanted to be a witch😭. Even if my aesthetic vibes with the vampires.

Very elegant, I always have high heels on my feet.

& 6. I don't like milk and I don't eat cereals.

7. Assuming that it is a he and I hate him so bad: I would keep him chained in a way that would stress his muscles and joints. Then I'd break his senses by removing any kind of stimuli from him (prolonged exposure to the absence of stimuli can produce strong anxiety, hallucinations, bizarre thoughts, depression).

But I would make him enough aware of his condition before I'd cut him in various points of his body, slowly, with a not sharp knife, just enough to rip his skin from his body; then I'd make him unable to look at his body by putting a box in his face, then I'd let rats eat him alive. I'd personally put one on his face, in a way that has the rat eating his face slowly.😇

My moots are going to think I am crazy and I need therapy, sorry buddies I am a psycho.

No pressure tags: @good-old-lover-girl @tsundoku-life @xeyeslikesthestarsx-blog @gwynrieldefenseatty

[good-old-lover-girl]

ok this looks so interesting thanks for the tag @daughter-of-lethe!

I would want to be a falcon cause they're awesome

basic, but sweatpants and a hoodie

fairy because I keep dreaming that I can fly (its really weird and i dont know why it happens)

I haven't really had time to try many different things, so it's just whatever clothes I have

regular milk all the way

Cereal first obviously

feed them to my pet dragon because she deserves a treat sometimes

tagging @edreavie @shadykoalaninja and anyone else that wants!

[edreavie-deactivated20250930]

thanks for the tagg!!

a cat ❤️

if im in a hurry whatever clothes my hand grabs

witch because i wanna live in a house in the middle of the woods and scare kids away

very very basic or it may change depending on my mood

regular milk

cereal ... who puts milk first

😃 ok theoretically if i were to kill someone that i guess i would hate so much i would open the skin in the arms and legs while they're strapped somewhere, add oil in and set them on fire and THEN and ONLY THEN i would skin them alive (pls don't flame me i only think of these stuff with people that i absolutely hate to the moon and back with my whole entire soul, mind and heart)

anyways, tagging @romanticatheartt @nestastits @littlest-w01f @sserrafeim @nessiandefenseattorney

[nessiandefenseattorney]

Wow I didn’t log in to tumblr in like five months or smth idk, anyway.

1. A dragon. No explanation needed.

2. I useally have the clothes for the next day on my door so I always don’t have to decide in the morning.

3. A vampire, I am as pale as a ghost and I despise the sun and I eat meat medium rare, also vampires are coolest.

4. Metalhead, my favorite bands are emperor and infant annihilator go figure.

5. Regular milk

6. Cereal, whoever put the milk first needs to die a slow and agonising death I’m not joking.

7. Should I give one way or more? I’ll give one for now, anyway, kidnap them and assuming you know this person irl take them to the place they hate most in the world, strap them to a chair and start removing their unnecessary organs and force feed them their own organs, start small toes, part of the ears until they are on the verge of dying, and right before they die you remove their dick and balls (because there is no need to kill the persons who lack a dick and balls) and you stick their cock in their own mouth and then you slit their throats…..

For more ideas dm privately😙

Peace and shit imma go disappear for another five months

[erisia-twinktruther]

Well hello darling readers of the Suriel News

Me and my lovely co-writer Serafeim Spiritsky ( @sserrafeim ) have discovered new developments in the Shadowsinger and Heir of Autumn situation or as we call them in the office, Azris.

Read the article to find out more about the new hot couple of Prythian🔥

[nessiandefenseattorney]

💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💌

I love you mother🫶

[nessiandefenseattorney]

💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💌

ILY<3 😭😭😭

[nessiandefenseattorney]

Being a multishipper is my daily struggle guys

[nessiandefenseattorney]

Acotar characters ability to make hot chocolate

Feyre: can make a drinkable but not special hot chocolate, like she will put the powder with hot water and then cold milk, its drinkable yes but not GOOD.

Rhysand: I personally believe Rhys the milf High Lord is the master of hot chocolate, he is making a french hot chocolate that’s rich and creamy but when he is angry (at Cass most likely) he will fuck it up on purpose.

Cassian: Cassian is actually not allowed in the kitchen anymore, so he has no hot chocolate making skills, even though he is an avid hot chocolate drinker.

Nesta: was not a good hot chocolate maker but since Cassian is no longer allowed in the kitchen she stepped up and perfected her hot chocolate skills like the queen that she is and now every Solstice she and Rhys have hot chocolate making contests. you’d be surprised as to how violent these contests get. it’s worse than the snowball fight.

Azriel: is decent at making them, because how can he not his best friend is Cassian, he just never honed the skill. also he claims to hate hot chocolate but when he is away on spying missions and he misses his family he makes himself a cup.

Gwyn: she used to be great at making hot chocolate but after she came to the library she just got rusty, but once she started to hang out with Nesta and Cass and Az she regained her ability like the absolute queen she is.

Eris: Can’t cook to save his own life, the man is the most spoiled princess ever in the best way possible, once he gets the redemption arc he deserves and will start hanging out with the Inner Circle he and Cass will have the best conversations while Nesta and Azriel make them their hot chocolates.

Elain: The actual best hot chocolate maker, she is making phenomenal food and drinks and is very talented at making hot chocolate.

Lucien: bro had to suffer Tamlin’s needy bitch moments so he learned to hone the skill of hot chocolate making and can make a mean cup.

Mor: girly doesn’t know how to boil water without burning down a kitchen so she is right there with Cass and Eris waiting patiently for her girlfriend to make her a hot chocolate

Amren: refuses to even taste a hot chocolate in front of the Inner Circle but once Varian forced her to try it and every time they are alone she forces him to make her a cup because she refuses to set foot in the kitchen

Emerie: being Mor’s girlfriend and a shop owner in the Illyrian mountains honed her skills and she makes a great hot chocolate with Nes and Az to their needy mates.

[daughter-of-lethe-deactivated20]

Cassian🦇 Nesta❤️

[romanticatheartt]

Thanks for tagging me @princessyuwa hehe🥰

Last Song: Can I call you Rose?

Last Movie: no idea lmao it's been a long time since I watched a movie😭

Last Show: Arcane

Last Book: Darling Venom (a reread)

Looking Forward to: To pass my driving test... I have it today and it's my third time istg-

Tags: @edreavie , @nestastits , @daughter-of-lethe , @littlest-w01f , @lipstickmarks , and anyone who wants to<33

[edreavie-deactivated20250930]

Thanks for tagging me 🥰🥰

Last Song: Tous les memês

Last Movie: 1917

Last Show: Arcane

Last Book: The Never King

Looking Forward To: pass my exams 😃

@nessiandefenseattorney @gwynrieldefenseatty GET OVER HERE

[nessiandefenseattorney]

Thank you @edreavie for tagging me🖤🖤🖤

Last Song: Winter by Synestia and Disembodied Tyrant

Last Movie: Pink Floyd’s The Wall

Last Show: Arcane (no spoilers I’m on episode six)

Last Book: Two Twisted Crowns

Looking Forward to: The new project I’m working on

@nestastits @daughter-of-lethe @sserrafeim @sizzlingstarlightsky your turn guys🖤

[erisia-twinktruther]

Me every time Eris Vanserra gets dis-twinkified:

[romanticatheartt]

Me everytime I see an anti post:

If only I could reblog each one of them with this...

art credit: arospaintbrush

[acomaflove]

Cassian, on bedrest healing from an injury: You can’t expect me to just lay around all day.

Nesta: That is EXACTLY what will be happening, or I will tie you to the bedframe to keep you there.

Cassian: Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Nesta: Fine. I will have AZRIEL tie you instead.

Cassian: …………still a good time.

Nesta: YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE. Is there ANYONE in this court you don’t have a flirtatious dynamic with?

Cassian:

Nesta:

Cassian:

Nesta: I will have Amren tie——

Cassian: NO PLEASE I’LL BE GOOD

[areyoudreaminof]

I made a thing

[nessiandefenseattorney]

SAY IT LOUDER🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[daughter-of-lethe-deactivated20]

"Hello, Nes"

The goosebumps, the butterflies in my stomach every time I read this

[nessiandefenseattorney]

the lack of him inside me is more prominent

[intairnwetrust]

Cassian and Nesta

Art by @Cabo.art