fandoms and randoms

this is my side blog this is just for my fandoms and randoms

[innerchildabortionclinic]

one persons's nothingburger is another person's everythingburger

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[dont-give-a-fuck-club]

[lilyblisslys]

this is how lesbians text when you’re trying to figure out where to go for dinner

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Hwve u ever tried music listening before. omg

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[eccebitch]

[teetheater333]

sent (teeth eater)

[rtteniron]

Trinity coming back home from a night out at like 6am, welcomed by the view of Dr.Abbot and Dr.Robby in her kitchen, both only in pajamas pants, retrieving snacks and water.

The three just stare at each other for a moment before Trinity just says "Well, hello." And immediately walks up to Dennis room.

Dennis’s laying in bed like a lazy cat in a too big shirt and shorts, half-awake, he grumbles about the light from the hallway being too harsh as Trin opens the door. He takes a minute to reopen his eyes and realizes that it’s Trin but when he does he only mumbles "Hey Trin, how was your night ?"

Trinity ignores his words completely, leaning in the doorway, "Huckleberry, I thought we agreed that 'The Bear, the Twunk and the Twink' was a porn filmed OUTSIDE of my apartment !"

Dennis throws her a pillow and bury his face in his own "I had to hear the 'toxic Lesbians' audio porn for months in this apartment, you’ll survive."

(I only made this post for "The Bear, the Twunk and the Twink", was stuck in my mind since last week.)

[goth-queen]

[my-dailydreams]

I wanna learn how to do this

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Abbot: I hate being touched.

Abbot: The last time I maintained physical contact with another person was a SWAT dust-up.

Robby:

Robby: Mouse is sleeping on your lap right now.

Abbot: *lying against Robby’s side, Dennis passed out in his lap* This means nothing. fear me.

[goth-queen]

[gspaze]

Oh im fucking sick to my stomach. Chill

c: latimes

[tankhall]

@expiredidealist mwah

[tankhall]

@expiredidealist mwah

[laughableomen]

Hear me out x6

Trinity *kicks in Dennis bedroom door*

Trinity: Life update twink, I ended things with Garcia, starting therapy, and just orgasmed so hard my nose bled for 15 minutes. WOO, it’s my fucking month!

Trinity: Oh hey Robby

….

Dennis and Robby in bed: 👁️👁️

[hollandershane]