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[dreadfluent]

Rhinestone Eyes

[theinturnetexplorer]

Poor Grandma

[drunkcyclonus]

this is seriously the one time I wish a video has sound.

[chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508]

Brilliant.

[pizzaotter]

What the hell is this? :O

[candiikismet]

Me at 1000 years old

[handsupcashx0ut]

What do we say to the God of Death?

Not today.

[starlightandtears]

I haven’t seen this post in YEARS so I forgot what it’s like. I nearly screamed.

[bladeobrona]

Betty White when Death comes calling

[pepperstrawberry]

Tried to find the original source (the vid description gives it… but are out of date or something)… Still, here it is, in full, with sound:

[pomrania]

a) That is the creepiest Death I’ve ever seen in a moving format.

b) What the actual fuck did I just watch.

c) I’m always here for little old ladies curbstomping malevolent supernatural entities.

d) @pepperstrawberry is a HERO for finding and providing the full video.

[snarky-badger]

Go grandma!

[fetus-cakes]

I thought for sure this was Sylvain Chomet stuff

[radiofreederry]

[funnytwittertweets]

[scystuff]

tuesday morning

[wishgirls-archive]

respect ur ancestors

[4lung]

please do not forget her

[cosmovain]

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

[cosmovain]

[cosmovain]

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

[cosmovain]

[fleshdyke]

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

[the-text-party]

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

[fleshdyke]

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

[hieronymus-botch]

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

[fleshdyke]

thats because i lied about this

[luftballons99]

bothered. unmoisturized. unhappy. bleeding out. delirious. decomposing.

(based on this iconic image)

Keep reading

[neum-m]

hello again tumblr

[weaver-z]

Does anyone here remember that time Disney made a bad live action reboot of Beauty and the Beast and then decided that they should just... 3D scan Emma Watson's face to go on the Belle dolls they made.

[weaver-z]

Every time I remember this exists I start laughing so hard I feel nauseous. She looks like she's trying to pretend she's not high while talking to her son's homeroom teacher

[redlipstickresurrected]

Olivia Hicks (British, b. 1971, Kent, England, based London, England)Female Artists - Journey of the Goddess, Paintings

[2001hz]

[oomelet]

If Steven get to meet Rose I can only think of 2 things he would do, which is: hug her or scream at her face lmaooooo 

[someredfox]

😎

[neum-m]