Writings Masterpost
Things About Earth That Aren't Completely Terrible
'One Thing About Earth that Isn't Completely Terrible'
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Part Three
Part Four
Author Note
'Interlude: Stray Thoughts'
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Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Noah Kahan
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Writings Masterpost
Things About Earth That Aren't Completely Terrible
'One Thing About Earth that Isn't Completely Terrible'
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Author Note
'Interlude: Stray Thoughts'
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Jeebus Creebus…Finally!
Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.
As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past
On 15th September 1982, there was a press call where Mark Strickson was introduced as the new companion, Turlough. It was also at that press call that it was announced that Sarah Sutton would leave Doctor Who.
Sigh.
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I don’t ship them.
I do NOT ship them.
For several reasons.
Seriously I DON’T.
And I know it’s my inner ‘raised on Disney movies, they’re essentially a prince and princess’ completely basic bitch speaking…
But this entire photoshoot is SCORCHINGLY adorable.
So I do have a bit of regret for the road not taken.
Dare I invoke Dodgeball Apollo?
I am on the Hellsite.
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With the recent announcement, Eric Kripke has the opportunity to do something REALLY funny.
Tone whiplash headcanon.
Jabberjaw takes place in the same narrative universe as Warriors of the Deep.
“There should have been another way.”
There was, you just needed some mystery solving teens and an amphibious shark.
Secrets: A Villain-elle
I Swear by Major Red and Minor Blue
Hard as it is for you to Trust my Claim
One day the Words I Speak will all be True
Your Death I promised that I would Pursue
A Time will come I move Beyond that Shame
I Swear by Major Red and Minor Blue
You Saved me from the Fate that I was Due
When you let me choose Enlightenment's Flame
One day the Words I Speak will all be True
My Soul I did not intend to Eschew
When I Snared My Self in his Twisted Game
I Swear by Major Red and Minor Blue
I wish to Give all that I am to You
To Tell you of my Past and Home and Name
One day the Words I Speak will all be True
Fear prevents the Honesty you are Due
The Hidden Truth that I cannot Proclaim
I Swear by Major Red and Minor Blue
One day the Words I Speak will all be True
Something I actually said to one of my dogs last night:
“Buddy, if you take your emotional support Kong outside, your brother is just going to steal it from you and you’re going to be very upset. So leave it there.”
He didn’t.
His brother did.
He was.
Cracktastic headcanon, let’s make this guy more alien:
(much inspired by the reminder from @corallapis that Turlough has traces of freaking uranium in his system, speaking of on crack, holy hannah, the King of Terror)
Ok, so said uranium is bio-locked in some sort of symbiotic microorganism. Think gut bacteria or intestinal flora for a human comparison, but system-wide.
Symbiotic bioluminescent organisms.
Healthy Trions glow faintly in the dark.
HEALTHY Trions. And it’s subtle, Trions pick up on it more than humans would, but it’s there.
Turlough is trapped in an uncanny valley world where people are literally ‘dim’.
And apparently ‘dimness’ is catching, especially when the temperature, climate, radiation, nutrition, and microbiological landscape are just WRONG.
turlough has asthma bc earth's atmosphere doesn't have enough toxic chemicals in it. he's going through a pack a day at brendon.
See I would have gone with just the opposite. Trion is SCRUBBED, and early 80s earth is polluted.
🥬🫚 fiveturlough week is 1-7 june 2026. more details below. 🫚🥬
ooh, how about "Deep Below"? :)
So Deep Below was originally going to be something that took place during Frontios between the scene where we the audience first see the Tractators, and when Turlough has his freak out.
Turlough was going to get more and more creeped out by…something, with snippets of an old children’s rhyme coming to him, and Norna would go from a little annoyed to concerned.
I wound up back-burnering Deep Below, and used part of the rhyme I was working on in part 3 of ‘One Thing About Earth That Isn’t Completely Terrible’.
Down in the Deep Below burrowing and creeping
Down in the Deep Below they take you when you’re sleeping
Down in the Deep Below where Nameless Horrors dwell
Down in the Deep Below they’ll drag you into Hell
-Old Trion Nursery Rhyme
tagged in an ask game by @corallapis :)
RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous, and tag as many people as you have WIPs. People send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and you post a snippet or tell them something about it.
Oh boy, I don't know how many people I can tag either. I might wind up doubling up what some people have done.
A lot of these are just jottings and snips of scenes I want to develop into something, or multiple versions of something I open in side by side windows and then edit together when i decide what parts I like best. : )
*Acoustics Chapel
*Comfort Food
*Cornered Beast
*Deep Below
*Interlude Stray Thoughts Corridors
*Interlude Food Court Stray Thoughts
*Interlude Food Court ST 5a
*Gibbs_Storm
*Little Spark
*RugbyGrim
*RWBYTeamFive
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In both an official—the 2023? Annual—and “official until something broadcasted contradicts”—one of the River Song Big Finish audios—Turlough is stated to be a Royal as opposed to a Noble.
Turlough appeared onscreen in stock footage in the 15th Doctor episode “The Story and the Engine.” This era of the show being infamously partially funded by and streamed by Disney.
By the transitive property of narrative and fandom, Turlough is a Disney Princess.
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Turlough, standing beside the Doctor like an attentive pupil, the fingertips of his hands pressed together as if he was about to lead them in prayer, tilted his head and gave her a look of condescending disapproval.
🏳️🌈???
Possibly.
Also the author has clocked Mark Strickson’s ‘devious hands acting’.
Turlough and/or Adric with reflective eyes. Like they look and act like completely and totally normal human beings from Earth... until you catch them raiding the TARDIS food stores at like whatever the TARDIS version of 2 am is and they're like this:
I have no horse im the Five Costume discussion derby BUT every time he starts sitting on the ground on tv i start clutching at my chest mumbling you can't DO THAT you're wearing BEIGE its so LIGHT man the STAINS.... the Laundry of it all hurts.
hehehe i think to many five enjoyers that's potentially a plus. i would like to see him play cricket and get covered in grass stains 😊
Whatever it is, it must be really good, considering the only person who bothered to get changed on even a semi-regular basis in that era was Nyssa.