Hey there, parnter!

Oh my lord the colors are burning me fragile eyes

[nevada-offical]

Why am I giving headcanons to Nevada you may be asking? WELL I CAN AND I SHALL, also cause I live in Nevada

Hc 1: Nevada has a really deep voice. Nobody even knows if its natural or what. (Do I look like a real boy, papa /ref)

Hc 2: Their favorite parent is the USA! We don't really know why. Never will.

Hc 3: They like bloo

Hc 4: They like cowpeople. Cowpeople are very cool in Nevada's eyes.

Okay goodbye

Did you click on both links, did you? Well I actually run @rick-roll-offical too! Take that! You all are never safe from me, hehehebzjwdjsjendjs.

What the hell?

Hi, Nevada!!!!!!

[florida-offically]

Aight let’s get the band settled guys >:3

I loooove that this idea went off da rails so fast an’ I kinda wanna make this a real(in canon) thing

So far we got me on keytar(possibly frontman?)

@state-of-utah-offical on bass and vocals

@north-carolina-offical on guitar

@arkansas-offical on trumpet

@nevada-offical on fiddle

An’ @united-states-offical on voice

I’m biased but I was thinkin we make an loud and campy ska punk band

Arkansas suggested the name Eat Shit And Never Die which I LOVE but again I’m biased…

Gimme your suggestions and ideas!!!

[nevada-offical]

hehehe love this

[florida-offically]

I would serve CUNT with a keytar gawdamn gawddamn

[state-of-utah-offical]

Hear me out me with a bass tho

[florida-offically]

Aw hell yeah brudda I hear ya!!!

We can get a band togeth’r

[state-of-utah-offical]

WE SHOULD!

[florida-offically]

Aight actually we could get the whole family involved

AND MAKE THIS LIKE A LORE THING

​We don’t really do anything together yet it’d be a siiiiiick

[state-of-utah-offical]

@arkansas-offical @nevada-offical @north-carolina-offical @maryland-officially @united-states-offical :)

[nevada-offical]

FIDDLE I want the fiddle

[state-of-utah-offical]

Yall hear me out Utahverse fighting game(more polished digital version coming someday. No this won’t be an actual game I’m terrible at coding)

@swig-offical @great-salt-lake-official @utah-lake-official @uta-offical @udot-offical @southogden-offical @salt-lake-city-offical @connect-transit-offical @modesty-offical @not-utah-offical @t4t-offical @arkansas-offical @florida-offically @maryland-officially @nevada-offical

[nevada-offical]

This is so peak

[johnnyshank]

Gambling is the last true American sport. It involves money, sex, guns, burgers, cowboys, women having their reproductive rights taken away and black peoples getting killed by the police.

I’m sorry but is that not what everyone does at a poker game?

[florida-offically]

@nevada-offical brudda is this true??? TwT

[nevada-offical]

Thats literally the most normal poker game ever

[florida-offically]

Can you….stop doing that? It’s not very pogchamp man

[nevada-offical]

I guess we can tone it down a bit

[johnnyshank]

Gambling is the last true American sport. It involves money, sex, guns, burgers, cowboys, women having their reproductive rights taken away and black peoples getting killed by the police.

I’m sorry but is that not what everyone does at a poker game?

[florida-offically]

@nevada-offical brudda is this true??? TwT

[nevada-offical]

Thats literally the most normal poker game ever

[nevada-offical]

Kids, gambling is good, gambling is the best, you should gamble

GAMBLING 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰💰💸💸💸💸💰💸💵💸💰💸💵💸💸💲💲💲💲💲🤑🤑🤑🤑

[australia-offical]

@government-offical

[nevada-offical]

AUSTRALIA HOW DARE YOU

[australia-offical]

*innocently blinks* whaaaaaaat

[nevada-offical]

I was just about to teach Timmy how to gamble :[

[great-salt-lake-official]

Teach me. Pls.

[nevada-offical]

Of course I shall.

[florida-offically]

Can you teach some o’ my gator children to gamble, I think we could finally beat the house if we harness an army

[nevada-offical]

Gather your children and take them to the nearest casino.

[segamascott]

[the-state-of-florida-offical]

Am I a crazy state?

ur a dumbass

ur hot

ur hurricanes are stupid

crazy jjdmfk:k9dmdimdkfmdosmfldmcimd

wtf is that gay Florida-

Voting ended onSep 9, 2025

[nevada-offical]

Oh my USA, chat it's gay Florida-

[the-thing-official]

Alright guys I made it to North America where should I go first

Canada

U.S.A

Mexico

Panama

The Caribbean / smaller islands

Results

Voting ended onSep 8, 2025

[nevada-offical]

USA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[lemonade-offical]

Not sure if y'all knew but my real name is John gambler and I invented the slot machine

[nevada-offical]

:0

[nevada-offical]

Hiya Uncle(?) Nevada!

How're you?

-Hawai′i (The island, not the state <info>)

Oh hey, Hawai’i. I’m fine, been teaching children how to gamble.

[lemon-shark-offical]

Do you teach lemon sharks to gamble?

[nevada-offical]

I teach everyone and everything.

[nevada-offical]

Hiya Uncle(?) Nevada!

How're you?

-Hawai′i (The island, not the state <info>)

Oh hey, Hawai’i. I’m fine, been teaching children how to gamble.

[nevada-offical]

Kids, gambling is good, gambling is the best, you should gamble

GAMBLING 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰💰💸💸💸💸💰💸💵💸💰💸💵💸💸💲💲💲💲💲🤑🤑🤑🤑

[australia-offical]

@government-offical

[nevada-offical]

AUSTRALIA HOW DARE YOU

[australia-offical]

*innocently blinks* whaaaaaaat

[nevada-offical]

I was just about to teach Timmy how to gamble :[

[great-salt-lake-official]

Teach me. Pls.

[nevada-offical]

Of course I shall.

[nevada-offical]

Kids, gambling is good, gambling is the best, you should gamble

GAMBLING 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰💰💸💸💸💸💰💸💵💸💰💸💵💸💸💲💲💲💲💲🤑🤑🤑🤑

[australia-offical]

@government-offical

[nevada-offical]

AUSTRALIA HOW DARE YOU

[australia-offical]

*innocently blinks* whaaaaaaat

[nevada-offical]

I was just about to teach Timmy how to gamble :[

[grandson-offical]

Timmy, have you ever heard of gambling before?

-@nevada-offical

”gambling..? Yes I know what gambling is!! It’s what mommy and daddy yell about alllll the time. And it’s uh where you go into a giant hotel and win coins!”

//this is a in character ask, my parents do not argue about gambling. Timmy’s parents do

[nevada-offical]

Mhm, yes, that's indeed what gambling is, nothing more.. mhm

[grandson-offical]

”ok!”

//I’ve actually lived in Nevada for a bit lol- I do NOT miss the weather tho..

[nevada-offical]

I'm literally sweating right now

Mhm, want to earn some coins, Timmy?

[grandson-offical]

”Sure! I love coins :D”

[nevada-offical]

Let's go gambling

[grandson-offical]

”yipppiieee!!”

[nevada-offical]

We're going to have sooo much fun :3

[grandson-offical]

Timmy, have you ever heard of gambling before?

-@nevada-offical

”gambling..? Yes I know what gambling is!! It’s what mommy and daddy yell about alllll the time. And it’s uh where you go into a giant hotel and win coins!”

//this is a in character ask, my parents do not argue about gambling. Timmy’s parents do

[nevada-offical]

Mhm, yes, that's indeed what gambling is, nothing more.. mhm

[grandson-offical]

”ok!”

//I’ve actually lived in Nevada for a bit lol- I do NOT miss the weather tho..

[nevada-offical]

I'm literally sweating right now

Mhm, want to earn some coins, Timmy?

[grandson-offical]

”Sure! I love coins :D”

[nevada-offical]

Let's go gambling