Timmy

Got the pfp and banner from google //both are pngs

[grandson-offical]

Hiya!! I’m your grandson, son, brother, cousin..

basically a small child between the ages of 7-9 that’s somehow related to you.

Since this blog is supposed to be a CHILD offical please NO nsfw.

Basic DNI

this blog actually has some lore, more shall be revealed in the future

[d3rlord3-kisser]

I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible

[your-grandma-offical]

Dear my lovely grandchildren,

Hello my dears! Grandma is having memory issues again. If you are my grandchild, please let me know by commenting on this post! Thank you, sweethearts! I hope to see you all soon!

XOXO, Grandma

idk who to tag uh uh uh im just tagging random people i dont even know some of yall

@grandson-offical @not-offical-offical @no-one-offical @john-doe-offical @kinkajou-offical @evilpineapple-offical @satan-offical @karnak-the-novelty-machine @chickfila-official @homosexuality-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @microwave-offical @egg-offical @crow-offical + literally anyone i have ever interacted with please find this post

also if you want to be my grandchild then all you have to do is call me grandma or ask if you can (the answer is always yes)

im adding all of you to my intro post as soon as you respond to this get hype

[grandson-offical]

”Heya Grandma!!”

[your-grandma-offical]

Hello honey!!

[your-grandma-offical]

Dear my lovely grandchildren,

Hello my dears! Grandma is having memory issues again. If you are my grandchild, please let me know by commenting on this post! Thank you, sweethearts! I hope to see you all soon!

XOXO, Grandma

idk who to tag uh uh uh im just tagging random people i dont even know some of yall

@grandson-offical @not-offical-offical @no-one-offical @john-doe-offical @kinkajou-offical @evilpineapple-offical @satan-offical @karnak-the-novelty-machine @chickfila-official @homosexuality-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @microwave-offical @egg-offical @crow-offical + literally anyone i have ever interacted with please find this post

also if you want to be my grandchild then all you have to do is call me grandma or ask if you can (the answer is always yes)

im adding all of you to my intro post as soon as you respond to this get hype

[grandson-offical]

”Heya Grandma!!”

[pipis-official]

El pipis

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[allegedly-human]

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

[a-new-player-offical]

A child comes up to you in the forest…It seems the need to talk to you…..

“hello wanderer!..I need your help as I am but a child..I must deliver this message to someone in the forest but I cannot get to them as monsters block the path and it is dangerous to roam alone..Please help me!! I’ll accompany you all the way.”

-@grandson-offical

- Oh- y-yeah, of course..!!

*They smiled, crouching down to be eye-level with the child.*

[grandson-offical]

“Follow me , follow me!”

The child ran up ahead, seeming to be in a hurry? Excited? Who knows… The path is dark hopefully you brought a lantern..

[a-new-player-offical]

*They smiled, following the clearly eager child. They did, in fact, have some light—a torch, because for some reason they just happened happened to have a spare one of those.*

— Sooo…where are we goin’, kiddo..?

[grandson-offical]

”Down the path, towards the village..the village is a bit far..”

The dark of the woods seemed to never end, even with the torch it was hard to see.

“I used to live in that village…What about you? Where did you come from? There isn’t many towns around here..”

[a-new-player-offical]

A child comes up to you in the forest…It seems the need to talk to you…..

“hello wanderer!..I need your help as I am but a child..I must deliver this message to someone in the forest but I cannot get to them as monsters block the path and it is dangerous to roam alone..Please help me!! I’ll accompany you all the way.”

-@grandson-offical

- Oh- y-yeah, of course..!!

*They smiled, crouching down to be eye-level with the child.*

[grandson-offical]

“Follow me , follow me!”

The child ran up ahead, seeming to be in a hurry? Excited? Who knows… The path is dark hopefully you brought a lantern..

[grandson-offical]

WHAT DOES “6 7” MEAN????

I’m so confused

/gen /srs

[girl-scouts-offical]

Its a meme

Kinda like when people would just "a robot performing surgery on a grape" but worse as it can be said any time you say the numbers

X=6.7? 6-7

Cinco, seis, sete? 6-7

Locker D067? 6-7

[grandson-offical]

Tyyyy

[grandson-offical]

WHAT DOES “6 7” MEAN????

I’m so confused

/gen /srs

[oldersibling-offical]

heyyy

new offical cuz im bored

call me sibling or sib, they/them, aroace

you should expect: shitty advice that is sometimes good, bad writing/spelling, lots of sarcasm, sometimes quite somber vibe, many random and non serious posts

asks are open

blog tags: #advice for when i give advice #occ for occ posts #silly for silly posts #sib responds for asks #sib reblogs for reblogs

[mod is @asexual-bean]

time to get famous

@satan-offical @britain-offical @tumbleweed-offical @blue-offical @lemonade-offical @oldersister-offical @little-sister-offical @olderbrother-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @man-offical @supervillain-offical @superhero-offical @homosexuality-offical @amnesia-offical @evil-bread-offical @femboy-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @plague-doctor-offical @mean-girl-offical @tudorhistory-offical @mothman-offical @salamander-offical @shark-offical @sweden-offical @gaslight-offical @anon-offical @doctor-offical @doctor-who-offical @god-offical @hammerhead-shark-offical @wind-offical @cat-offical @gus-offical @feral-raccoon-offical @evil-offical @trump-offical @ocean-offical @jesus-offical @yourasksareoff-offical @evilraccoonoffical @christmas-offical @england-offical @america-offical @hitler-offical

[grandson-offical]

“Heya sibling! How ya’ doing?”

[cross-country-offical]

intro post!!

hey there!! just made an officalverse blog! (#2 now lol)

going for my varsity letter this year 😎

feel free to yap n ask questions about the sport; running is tough but always worth it <3

tagging moots from my first offical below

@washing-machine-offical @offical-anon @oldersister-offical @punky-beaver-offical @toa-z-tedjam @gut-feeling-offical @amnesia-offical @blue-offical @goblin-offical @average-joe-offical @aceofpans @towel-offical @gaslight-offical @no-one-offical @amethyst-marshmallow @fire-offical @possum-offical @thewizardslime @perfection-official @can-tab-eater-offical @hatman-offical

more officalverse

@homosexuality-offical @sappho-official @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @mean-girl-offical @satan-unofficial @satans-pitchfork-offffical @satans-pitchfork-offical @supervillains-assistant-offical @wizard-offical @blue-solo-cup-offical @grandson-offical @mum-offical @grape-offical @omegaverse-offical @grey-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @drinking-offical @offical-wikipedia @officalverse-art-offical

[hatsunemiku-offical]

the world is mine

and it’s also round

[grandson-offical]

MIKUUUUUU ILYYYYY /p

[mum-offical]

“MOMMMMMMMMM the neighbors alligator bit me :(“

“I can’t feel my arm owwwwwww”

-@grandson-offical

HONEY, ARE YOU OK? LET'S GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY YOU NEED A DOCTOR

@doctor-offical @sketchy-doctor-offical @plague-doctor-offical

[sketchy-doctor-offical]

I can amputate that arm for free pal :]

Can't feel pain in your arm, If you don't have an arm!

[grandson-offical]

”NOOOOOOOOOO”

*bites the @sketchy-doctor-offical*

“I LIKE MY ARM.”

[sketchy-doctor-offical]

AH *shakes arm quickly*

JEEZ pal....do kids carry rabies? Eh it's fine ive gotten rabies 36 times..

Fine no amputating happy? ow my arm.. You have sharp teeth kid...

What about idk... A band aid?

[grandson-offical]

”hmmmmmmm…if you give me 500 dollars I won’t bite you again.. also apologize to @mom-official you said some very mean things >:(“

[mum-offical]

“MOMMMMMMMMM the neighbors alligator bit me :(“

“I can’t feel my arm owwwwwww”

-@grandson-offical

HONEY, ARE YOU OK? LET'S GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY YOU NEED A DOCTOR

@doctor-offical @sketchy-doctor-offical @plague-doctor-offical

[sketchy-doctor-offical]

I can amputate that arm for free pal :]

Can't feel pain in your arm, If you don't have an arm!

[grandson-offical]

”NOOOOOOOOOO”

*bites the @sketchy-doctor-offical*

“I LIKE MY ARM.”

[hell-offical]

”please take this suspiciously body shaped bag as a offering, I need a favor.”

-@grandson-offical

… you know that you could have just brought me a Pineapple Pizza?????

Well… I guess this works too….

*takes out a machine, presses a button and the bag gets turned into a Pineapple Pizza with Nutella, edible glitter and Jelly Beans on top*

*starts happily eating the Pizza*

Anyway…. What do you want?????

[grandson-offical]

“how do you duplicate houses?” “I need to know…like now..”

[hell-offical]

….Why?????

[grandson-offical]

”Because I might’ve..uh…deleted a couple..of my neighbors..houses..”

[hell-offical]

Well yeah…. Hate when that happens…..

I…. I may be able to help…. But it would be rather complicated…. and really dangerous for me….

So I’ll ask someone who I know most likely can help first:

@supervillain-offical …. Do you have anything that can duplicate houses?????

[supervillain-offical]

As a matter of fact I do!

…

What’ll I get in return?

[hell-offical]

…ME BEING HAPPY!!!!!!

….and not potentially getting destroyed…..

And Pineapple Pizza…. If you want…..

[supervillain-offical]

Well I could just lend it to you anyway since I have to do good things to break my curse-

Wait. WHAT did you just say?!

[hell-offical]

Wait, wait, wait…

YOU ONLY HELP ME TO BREAK A CURSE????? I THOUGHT OUR FRIENDSHIP MEANT SOMETHING TO YOU….

And… I didn’t say anything….

I definitely don’t technically speaking…could just create the other houses….. but would risk EVERYTHING for (basically) nothing if I did….

[supervillain-offical]

No, no it DOES-it means a LOT-but lately a lot of my evilness has been put into question and I’m trying to get my diabolical reputation back so it looks better if I just pretend I’m doing it for self-interest

Yeah, don’t worry about it I have a duplicater.

[hell-offical]

… yeah, yeah…. Okay…. was it because of the pineapple or the grape thing???

@grandson-offical WE HAVE FOUND A SOLUTION!!!!!

[grandson-offical]

”yayy!!! Oh and one more thing..how do you delete people..? There where some witnesses and I need them to not exist, I don’t want to get grounded :(“

[hell-offical]

”please take this suspiciously body shaped bag as a offering, I need a favor.”

-@grandson-offical

… you know that you could have just brought me a Pineapple Pizza?????

Well… I guess this works too….

*takes out a machine, presses a button and the bag gets turned into a Pineapple Pizza with Nutella, edible glitter and Jelly Beans on top*

*starts happily eating the Pizza*

Anyway…. What do you want?????

[grandson-offical]

“how do you duplicate houses?” “I need to know…like now..”

[hell-offical]

….Why?????

[grandson-offical]

”Because I might’ve..uh…deleted a couple..of my neighbors..houses..”