Across the bare I slither

Hey, I'm Nevada. 30 | agender\asexual | ze\xeir\them pronouns. I mostly reblog things to do with androgyny, tattoos/body modification and art.

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haha um

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As of two days ago (9/9/19), the mystery is still unsolved according to CNN. However, they did have this to say:

[the-uk-is-jk]

Guys. I don’t know if you have been to the beach, but if you have, you might knw that when you’re standing in the water, you feel the sand stream away from beneath your feet, causing you to end up in a hole. However, especially at the bottom of the sea, this can occur in a way that like it suddenly disappears. Like, floop, it’s gone. So yh, shit happens, but there’s nothing weird about this. It has happened to a lot of self elevating platforms.

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[we-all-got-scars-again]

IT’S MARCH

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[magical-awesome-kid]

Uh… It’s still May…

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[normalstuffidk]

It’s august

[storm-driver]

[island-delver-go]

It’s September

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[tired-gay-bean]

Comedy fucking gold I’m sorry

[sandersstudies]

Somebody tell Hollywood I’ve found proof that a plot twist can be predictable and yet still amazing.

[jerryterry]

Visit Original Link

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

[leander-ligo]

This is just what depression feels like

[din-skywalker]

this is legit how it plays in my head

[micycle-myers]

Okay so this Friday is Friday the 13th, a full moon AND the 50th anniversary of Scooby Doo.

I’m going to go harder than I’ve ever gone before. It is my time.

[1eona]

heye every one.

[1eona]

i have on important announcemen t to make.

[1eona]

sam.

[1eona]

[charaznablescanontoyota]

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new mountain goats single sounds great

[hyperactiveflame]

Griffin, Singing, with Guitar: Sometimes in life, you want to buy a boat. But you don’t have the money that salesmen require for boats. But that sea is calling to me… You gotta give to the Maximum Fun Drive, Maximum Fun Drive, Maximum Fun Drive, Maximum Fun Drive! 

Instrumental 

Griffin: What do you do when you’ve got a little boat? And your friends at the marina, they all make fun of your little boat. Well, the answer is clear: Give me boat money this year! It’s time for the Maximum Fun Drive, Maximum Fun Drive, the Maximum Fun Drive. The boat was an allegory for my penis. 

Applause and Justin: Beautiful! Beautiful… 

Griffin: I’m talking about penis enlargement surgery–Boy laughter–The men at the docks make fun of my dick!–Boy laughter–I wish that the boat men would stop looking at me in the bathroom, it’s supposed to be a private place… 

Laughter and a Boy: Woo!

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[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[okapimstari]

Observe traffic rules! Even Soundwave observes :D

[noname-npc-a]

archer KO

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[imnotevenremotelyworthbreathing]

I don’t get it

[shooti]

omg

[trekupmysleeve]

okay someone explain this now thank

[softfocusgremlins]

I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation.

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[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

A ceramic jar filled with thousands of bronze coins was recently unearthed at the site of a 15th-century samurai’s residence just north of Tokyo [710x470]

[roguetelemetry]

reblog in 30 seconds to find a clay jar of bronze coins

[wilwheaton]

I waited 31 seconds because where the fuck am I going to put a clay jar full of bronze coins I mean honestly.

[uncle-beanbag]

Shut up wesley

[zachdoeslife-deactivated2020040]

Important discoveries being made over here.

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oh my god😂

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longlifebrooke

[thesporkidentity]

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

[forbiddenseason]

Has science gone too far

[maglor-still-lives]

Maglor is the attic at 3AM

[ran196242]

A dance of temptation in a garden full of statues.

Obviously someone is resisting it.

So it’s done, finished. I didn’t plan to have 2 versions but i noticed how the moods changed drastically with different colors, so i just uploaded both.

[smellathat]

this is a helpful short video to understand the amazon situation if you’re unclear on it (like i was)

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[nayx-deactivated20200109]

every time i see this i lose my mind