Always A Bridesmaid

Since I'm not getting married, might as well trash talk the ones who are.

[myfriendsaremarried]

When my married friend tells me I'm acting slutty

and I’m like…

[never-a-bride]

This literally happened to me and now I'm no longer friends with the bride (and I was her MOH). I mean, who has time for sluts?

[myfriendsaremarried]

When everyone is celebrating Valentine's Day

and I’m like… Credit: realitytvgifs.tumblr.com

[never-a-bride]

Literally. Happy Valentine's Day, assholes.

[myfriendsaremarried]

When my friend tells me she only invited me somewhere because I'm her single friend

and I’m like…

[never-a-bride]

Basically yes. 

[whatshouldwecallme]

When someone asks when I'm going to get married

[never-a-bride]

Please stop asking. I need a boyfriend first.

[myfriendsaremarried]

When my married friend tells me she thinks it's sad that I'm still single

and I’m like…

[never-a-bride]

I mean. I think it's pretty sad, too.

[never-a-bride]

Oh, wait, you thought I didn’t notice all the times you tossed a pitying look my way when I date another guy you think is bad for me? Or when I show up to another one of your boring weddings alone? Ah, I see… You actually thought I don’t get a little annoyed when you invite me into a group conversation so I can tell that hilarious story of that one time I had a catastrophic experience navigating the single life. Well, then, I guess this is a rude awakening for you.

Caity Cronkhite, A Letter from Your Token Single Friend

[gamechangershow]

You should see their Honest Gift Registry, all is says is “Money”

[never-a-bride]

This will never not be my favorite.

[never-a-bride]

17 Hacks To Help You Survive A Wedding

"You need this for your next wedding." — S

[weddingpartyapp-blog]

[never-a-bride]

Crying.

[myfriendsaremarried]

When I show up at my friend's bridal shower

and the maid of honor is like…

[never-a-bride]

HA BUT USUALLY I AM THE DRUNK ONE BECAUSE I'M THE MOH!

[everythingsparklywhite]

Oscar de la Renta (R.I.P.)

[never-a-bride]

RIP to an icon.

[myfriendsaremarried]

When my friend posts a #tbt to her wedding that was last weekend

and I’m like…

[never-a-bride]

Wait but, this would be me, lolz.

IF I EVER FIND A MAN WHO LOVES ME ENOUGH TO PROPOSE!

[whatshouldbetchescallme]

When someone asks me for relationship advice

[never-a-bride]

Harhar literally me all day everyday.

[beermosa-deactivated20160316]

oh my god

[purpbanga]

Texts I should be getting..

[kleopxtra]

Ugh

[despacithoe]

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[never-a-bride]

LIFE GOAL.

[apastbride]

[never-a-bride]

ALWAYS THE GOAL!

[pewresearch]

Will Today’s Never-Married Adults Eventually Marry?

[never-a-bride]

Probably not, no.

[pewresearch]

Compared with their older counterparts, young adults who have never been married are more likely to cite financial security as the main reason for not being currently married.

A record share of American adults have never been married — and the reasons are in part economic (via pewresearch)

In part, yes.