Enticing

Don't strive to be perfect, strive to be me.

[rosswoodpark]

is selling pickles in movie theaters really just a Texas thing ?? like…. I can’t imagine going to a movie and NOT getting a pickle like… WHAT!!

[arthurmorgans]

what the fuck is going on in texas

[brittany-murphy]

[biswals]

if you wanna date me you have to fight my 7 evil anxieties 

[never-ending-minds-blog]

A tale of ordering drinks.

Waiter: Hi I'm, (insert stereotypical white person name here),what drinks can I get started for you?

Me:I'll take a Coke.

Waiter: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Is Monopoly money okay?

[taluluto-deactivated20190219]

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

[ulanji]

i hate when i go down south and go to restaurants and the waiter says “we dont serve gays”

[2000ish]

[never-ending-minds-blog]

When you wanna give into your sexual urges but yo wife sleeping right next to you

[never-ending-minds-blog]

FUCK YOU ANXIETY...

[devilinagarden]

Almost done

[palehand]

I hope my back didn’t break your knife.

[whitenaomicampbell]

[never-ending-minds-blog]

You think miss Clinton would have better things to do.

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

being the cutest and gayest member of my family is a lot of work but somebody has to do it

[defendpizza-eatpoppunk]

Like I’m straight but I still feel like this implies to me. Haha

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

no it doesn’t.

[never-ending-minds-blog]

I'm writing a book

It'll be called "Ways to justify what your doing, without actually doing anything"

[animal-factbook]

[never-ending-minds-blog]

"Maurice you best come get yours"

[gosh]

[never-ending-minds-blog]

I didn't get pretty until college, so I don't have to justify my confidence to anyone.

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

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