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~ Haylee // 23 // 🇨🇦// bi as heck ~ Tbh I’m not sure why I’m still here but there no where better to go ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[astraldemise]

my mom got me this little thing and im obsessed with him.... little creature..

[briileaf]

I have been thinking. about the creature

[elodieunderglass]

Hat tip @phrygianmodus ! Lovely beastie!

[tayloralison]

getting rid of family vlog channels one state at a time let's gooo

[mr-nault-it-all]

HUGE!

[dalniente]

YES

[creativitycache]

Passed UNANIMOUSLY hell yeah Illinois!

And it was started by a 16 year old?!? Great job Shreya Nallamothu!

[zaxal]

aziraphale with the funniest career trajectory in history: cherub -> FUCKS UP FIRST ASSIGNMENT SO SO BAD -> DEMOTED TO PRINCIPALITY -> dishonorable discharge -> FAILED EXECUTION -> retirement -> PROMOTED TO SUPREME ARCHANGEL

[song-of-baldy-ron]

He really went from gatekeep to gaslight to girlboss

[letoghanima]

DOCTOR WHO (2005) 4.11 | ‘Turn Left.’

[cykelops]

“humans don’t do anything for free” somewhere out there there is a guy who spent days if not weeks of his life cataloguing every stupid thing you can do on stardew valley so that you can minmax the fuck out of growing potatoes on a pixel grid for quite literally no reason but that it might help someone else

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!

makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

0 products also works great

because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.

makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.

this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that

the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

okay

where did we lose you

why are people like this

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#nobody survived this post

[rylandsgrace]

#Crowley literally invented gay sitting

[mailmiocuoredipietratremaancora]

Yes, just… YES, finally we have this gif set

I’m a slut for the way he sits I really am

[nicostiel]

Good Omens 2 + Text Posts

[racketghost]

can’t believe we got a canonical fanfiction-flavored “oh…” moment of love realization from Crowley.

[zerachin]

#this man shaped being just had a whole love anvil dropped on his head

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

[mastermatoyas]

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

[rainforestdyke]

I think my favourite line in season 2 is crowley's "he's far too pure of heart to be anybody's bit on the side" because any time we get to hear the way crowley talks about aziraphale to other people is a joy, but also it's just so genuine and full of so much love. he's not speaking about aziraphale with any agenda, he's just speaking off the cuff. it's ridiculously sweet. it's also hilarious because it's crowley's immediate reaction to nina suggesting that they're casually sleeping together and crowley's like, um no, we're not, but fyi if we were I would be treating him right!

[ineffable-romantics]

It's even better because it would be SO easy to have him downplay how much he likes Aziraphale to everyone he talks to, and not even in a romantic sense.

In a show that cared less about its characters, he would be playing up how very suave and very cool he is and hiding his feelings by calling Aziraphale a dweeb and making jokes at his expense to the people around them. I mean yes, he does that with Aziraphale himself, but it's always done in a gentle, familiar tease.

But with everyone else? He doesn't even try to hide how much he adores him, how clever and special and funny and interesting he finds him. It's so deliciously sweet and earnest, but never in a way that feels overly sappy either. It's just a matter of enjoying the person you love.

[cerastes]

The way Triple A game developers are reacting to Baldur's Gate 3 being seemingly an amazing game with no microtransactions reminds me of the reaction Triple A game developers reacted to Elden Ring being an amazing game with no microtransactions, which to me, is hilarious, because you'd think the reaction to seeing something groundbreaking and that's clearly beloved by the people who love and are immersed in the artform would be "Wow, incredible... Maybe we can learn from this and make a breakthrough, maybe we can redouble our efforts and take this as reference to make something fantastic ourselves!" and not "Well, You See, this game is bad for the industry because it's TOO good and it creates an expectation of quality and love (and no microtransactions), do not, my friends, become addicted to good video games. It will take hold of you, and you will resent their absence!"

[drugstoreperfumemp3]

GOOD OMENS - 2.06 Every Day

[improbabledreams900]

You wouldn’t be interested in humans falling in love, would you?

[guardian-of-soho]

Did Aziraphale just blow out a silent little breath to calm himself down? He is feeling things.

[goodomensedit]

Mr. Fell has just been telling me how much he's looking forward to hosting our monthly street association get-together.

GOOD OMENS - "The Clue" (2.02) requested by @procrastinating-about-life

[allthestarscantfillalifetime]

Jealous Crowley bonus:

[luxlightly]

Larian studios: "Haha yeah isn't it funny that you can sleep with a druid in bear form? That's so--Look at me, look me in the eyes. there is no such thing as an "evil race". the players handbook is full of shit. personality traits based on race and species are bullshit. Every individual has the capacity for good an evil based on circumstances" *wizards of the coast security tries to drag them off stage*

Larian, clinging to the microphone: "DRAGONBORN HAVE TAILS! TIEFLINGS CAN BE PURPLE! QUEER CHARACTERS HAVE EVERY PLACE IN FANTASY MEDIA! YOU CAN AND SHOULD ROMANCE MIND FLAYERS NO! NO! LOOK AT ME! DRINKING POTIONS IS A BONUS ACTION! DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES!"