[badgerfrogs]

ZUKKA

[endreal]

"can u bring me a coke"

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Ironic that Bilbo is so annoyed with the Sackville-Bagginses for stealing from him and trying to evict him from his house, when his whole adventure involves stealing from someone and evicting them from their house.  

[avengerwho-deactivated20190925]

To be fair, he was essentially helping someone else get rid of their own Sackville-Bagginses

[brawltogethernow]

This is an absolutely world-rocking take on narrative parallels in The Hobbit. Like why yes those were equally petty property disputes, and your point?

[pulmonary-poultry]

Thorin: “The dragon Smaug is terrible beast who has invaded our home and taken the heirlooms of our people as his loot.”

Bilbo: *remembering the last time Lobelia Sackville-Baggins was in his house* “I know the type.”

[kyraneko]

“Smaug is basically an unusually large Sackville-Baggins” is not the take I expected from the Tolkien fandom today, but it absolutely fits.

(I am also sad that even if Bilbo had called Smaug a Sackville-Baggins to his face, Smaug would lack the background information to know just how he was being insulted.)

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[fanotastic]

Happy Pride Month

The worm curtain is GAY

[soundtrack-for-lovers]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

fuck you bars

[thyrell]

big fan of the trail of wreckage behind him

[hug-your-face]

You AGE Miette? You put her body in the cave and ferment her like the wine?

[amygdalae]

having a normal one on etsy today

[erene-e]

[ebookporn]

[everythingfox]

[winterwolvesgames]

Very important information should you decide to visit my home! #cats

[princesstigerbelle]

that’s a blob with eyes

[frogboydan]

love it when movies are under 1h 40m like yes girl get to the point

[heidelbro]

I've never met someone who disliked me for the right reasons. Only I know why you should dislike me and you're wrong

[omghotmemes]

shrek was so ahead of its time

[herotox20-deactivated20210706]

[lee-e]

Receptionist in question

[worldsspecialestboy]

Arguably, that delivery person provided you an added service by snapping a picture of your package with the cat and typing out, "handed directly to a receptionist". That's a joke. That's free entertainment.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[luststricken]

[freakspotting]

First to touch the bin loses

[dogsuffrage]

Strength vs dexterity