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burning rage of thousands suns

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hamukazu/lets-get-arrested

This project is intended to protest against the police in Japan - hamukazu/lets-get-arrested

Police in Japan arrested a young girl for the link to the website with endless loop. People protesting in a strange way

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WTF???

http://twin.sci-hub.tw/5672/195ea3e3a6d224ec5ab0430889ce51ec/mytkowicz2009.pdf

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> create-react-app my-app

> 1.5 million lines of code

What the actual fuck?

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Extrapolation !

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I’m glad that I’m not a Java maintainer. This Zoroastrian magic looks bonkers to reproduce

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Can you please remind, why we got rid of XML?

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Business as usual

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*swearing in type theorist*

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Understandable

(not)

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Major iPhone FaceTime bug lets you hear the audio of the person you are calling … before they pick up

A significant bug has been discovered in FaceTime and is currently spreading virally over social media. The bug lets you call anyone with Fa

Do you need any comments on that?

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Hey, Jetbrains, don’t forget to add Stories to your IDE

Ko-fi

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ghc/ghc

Mirror of the Glasgow Haskell Compiler. Patches are best submitted to GHC's GitLab instance (https://gitlab.haskell.org/), bugs and feat

Have you ever wondered, why GHC won’t allow you to use too large tuples? Why is the size limited to 62? Apparently, GHC developers don’t know why either

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Send help

(no help other than some coffee money is acceptable https://ko-fi.com/neverprogrammingagain)

((hope that ko-fi website isn’t as shitty as all other software presented in my blog))

(((I don’t believe it)))

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SQL 3d engine (interactive preview)

An Observable notebook by Yaroslav Sergienko.

I have no words

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PostgreSQL: The dangers of streaming across versions of glibc: A cautionary tale

interesting read on how a libc upgrade can silently corrupt your Postgres indexes!

Tl;dr: libc doesn't guarantee collation order across versions, upgrade libc -> existing indexes might be in wrong order. PG 10+ can use ICU for collations instead.

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at least your code cant be as bad as the guy who wrote an entire game in 1 class without knowing about for or while loops. it was called like game about a dragon or something its actually on steam too skdjsdkjs

hi im sorry What

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how?

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who ddid that?

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                           floor1 = new Rectangle(0, floor1y = 1756, 250, 20);                            floor2 = new Rectangle(874, floor2y = 1752, 193, 20);                            floor3 = new Rectangle(1160, floor3y = 1750, 144, 20);                            floor4 = new Rectangle(1409, floor4y = 1748, 136, 20);                            floor5 = new Rectangle(1738, floor5y = 1750, 160, 20);                            floor6 = new Rectangle(2002, floor6y = 1691, 619, 20);                            floor7 = new Rectangle(2138, floor7y = 1593, 194, 20);                            floor8 = new Rectangle(2430, floor8y = 1485, 182, 20); …                            floor61 = new Rectangle(6939, floor61y = 1193, 187, 20);                            floor62 = new Rectangle(6954, floor62y = 1091, 173, 20);                            floor63 = new Rectangle(7092, floor63y = 691, 178, 20);                            floor64 = new Rectangle(7803, floor64y = 3594, 323, 20);                            floor65 = new Rectangle(8132, floor65y = 4002, 890, 20);                            floor66 = new Rectangle(9004, floor66y = 3901, 379, 20);                            floor67 = new Rectangle(9492, floor67y = 3835, 100, 20);                            floor68 = new Rectangle(9695, floor68y = 3784, 118, 20);                            floor69 = new Rectangle(9916, floor69y = 3733, 118, 20);                            floor70 = new Rectangle(10126, floor70y = 3695, 848, 20);

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Nice!

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"Modern" C++ Lamentations · Aras' website

Nice recap of issues of the modern C++