No

[aestheticacadema]

[danger]

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[seaoflove]

one thing i’ve learnt is that u can’t put your life on hold for that perfect idealized future moment. thats just condemning your present self to needless repentance and suffering. get that haircut now — not when you’ve lost x amount of weight. go get on that long drive out to the ocean NOW, not when u have that hypothetical daydreamy significant other by your side. you can’t save important life experiences for a self that ultimately doesn’t exist. all you have is you, right now, at this very moment. perfection is a myth anyway, just another perfect word for procrastination. please do not let your life wither away right before your eyes bc u were too busy putting it off

[navigatrixloves]

"If we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives." -Lemony Snicket

[nicetawhite]

[itstheplugg]

puta

[nike-visions]

$~nike-visions~$

[yeezys-girl]

[nike-visions]

$~nike-visions~$

[6ixfeelings]

[highmami]

highmami

[alyssarosegallegos]

[zindabad-deactivated20171231]

Its all you kids talk about… nut this, cum that

[overfalls]

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

[owlbearcounter]

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

[ranetree]

ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

[tassiekitty]

BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE

BREATH - THE NOUN FORM

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY

WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)

[fairywails]

DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN

[melancholicmarionette]

WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)

WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING

[proletariatbitch]

BAWL- TO SOB/CRY

BALL- A FUCKING BALL

YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT

[soggywarmpockets]

AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.

THANK YOU.

[everylineeverystory]

*slams reblog*

[leonawriter]

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

[penbrydd]

SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE

IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.

[maverlok]

[steftastan]

CAN I ADD TO THIS TOO?

IT’S NOT ‘COULD OF’, THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER. IT’S ‘COULD HAVE’. SAME APPLIES TO ‘SHOULD HAVE’.

[oniongentleman]

And this is why my students look at me as though I’m the devil when I try to tell them that no i’m not lying this really is a thing

[marzipanandminutiae]

exude- to give off a certain quality (“she exudes confidence”)

exhume- to dig up (“they exhumed the corpse to use in experiments”)

[stevebuckythyla]

I just thought i’d add as i see this happen a lot

Summery -  an adjective used to describe things that are of, relating to, or evocative of summer.

Summary -  a brief statement or account of the main points of something.

[steveandbucky-deactivated201702]

antiques = old shit (like vintage stuff)

antics = theatrical shit (funny and/or outrageous behaviour)

[fuckyeahsexanddrugs]

this is actually super condescending high school ap students lol

[x192]

[atmoxphere]

$$$

[labias]

I love getting called baby like Yes it’s true I am a baby but most importantly I am Your baby so please say it again

[expensivetastexox]

[dobladim]

[fenday]

x

[etoilusm]

From tiny experiences we build cathedrals.

[glosspic-blog]

[solisseblog]

[fainthed]

send me a   for a promo!

[nevvtheory]

friend: how are you?

me: i want to get hit by a car