Donk City Bitch

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[classic-jorts]

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

[wrongmovehoe-deactivated2020013]

[anothergoddamnname]

[catlips001]

Roll for charisma to see if you can interact with this post.

[fuzzymarf]

[catlips001]

You interact with the post but all eyes are on you now. You have a gut nervous feeling but manage to say the first thing in your mind.

[fuzzymarf]

Sparkling water is just Angry Water

[catlips001]

Roll for intelligence.

[fuzzymarf]

[catlips001]

People agree but throw rocks at you for saying it.

[uinesauce]

same energy

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[internet]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this is my favorite frame from this dude’s entire animation

[hollowtones]

his forlorn, gentle eyes

[knowwhatimeme]

[catchymemes]

[bruhmanfromthefifflo-deactivate]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

YALL NEEDTA QUIT lmfaooo

[thingsfromthedirt]

[frogginbloggin]

a family photo :•)

[rcktpwr]

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today

[slimetony]

are they just advertising asthma

[thedicepaladin]

Me (DM): Ok so there’s a statue of a fish-like humanoid in the center of the room. Players: … Uh… ok. Don’t like that Barbarian: I kick it Me (DM): Ok. It whips to face you and lets out a shriek Players: 

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[ra-haf-deactivated20190422]

😂

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

I’m just going to leave this here…

[peachymachi]

[fartpenis]

[starlightomatic]

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

[sturstead]

Done

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

[wilwheaton]

[starlightandtears]

Me: Hi

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