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@new-kanon
Call me NK (En'Kay).
They/them, it/its, occasionally he/she
šøš»/šÆšµ š³ļøāšš³ļøāā§ļø ā§ļøāļø 26 2S Nahua / Nikkeijin
behind-backstage : WIPs, OCs <- BayHearts, The Cardinals 2.0, fanfics, etc
hello-dear-listener : ASMR/Pod simping <- Redacted, YuuriVoice, OGOA, WTNV, etc
demon-stomper9000: Fallenverse/Pookie Saga lore <- asmr role-play setting, a work in progress.
Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now
At work there used to be a sign on a few things that would say like "if this bubbles, run for your life" and "if you hear thumping run for cover" and "bears can and will kill you" and really in general I wish the park service was more willing to say "you are not at home, you are not at disneyland, you can die here and you can die so badly your family will have to bury an empty casket because no one will risk their own life to collect your idiot corpse."
misadventures in flirting ft. zib and mordecai
I am right about things you have never even heard of.
Tweet of the year imo
do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind
twin peaks / jenny holzer
i think you can be 40 and have a coming of age narrative
girls who look like boys my beloved
boys who look like girls my beloved
Boy who supposedly looks like a girl moment!!!
lately my kids have been playing Baby Knife, which consists of somebody acting as a baby with knife hands chasing people while going "baby knife baby knife" over and over. is this a thing or are they just insane
we have a new teacher this year who has never had kindergarten before & she rounded em all up & told em No Baby Knife and No Zombies and idk how to tell her that 1. all kindergarten recess games boil down to Give Birth And Kill Each Other and 2. the absurd vaguely inappropriate games they make up are usually better than when they try to play an Actual game like soccer
Baby Knife is straightforward. theres a baby knife. baby knife chases you. thats about it. when they try to play Real Sports every single child is playing by a different set of rules unbeknownst to the others and none of them are playing by the Actual rules. everybody is mad at everybody else and running up to tell on their colleagues for cheating every 3 minutes. this doesnt happen when they play Baby Knife
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Just remember, sending them the bee movie script doesn't really help. They'll just filter it out automatically. You need to waste their time with false reports that sound legit, so they have to waste their time looking into it and ultimately can't sort out the real reports from the fake ones.
as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)
Itās so sad people glorify toxicity. Iād much rather choose a sane and secure person, that I can try crazy stuff with, rather than having an āinsaneā person making you wish you have a calm day with
no i just have psychosis and a weird pussy but thanks for your opinion! i didn't need or want it!
Just goes to show the companies complying in advance to the current administration are CHOOSING to do so and the decent ones AREN'T
they call me the freaker outer the way Iām always freaking outing
correct.
Reminds me of one of my favourite posts
[Translation: People who say āWhat, we got to sign a whole contract before sex, now?ā should sign a whole contract before sex ]
So, I'm involved in the kink community, and a friend of mine is into "free use" scenarios where she's blindfolded and people come up and do things to her. The way we manage this is that she wrote up a two-page list of all of her preferences, limits, and required safety precautions, and when someone wants to participate, her bouncers first make them read and agree to those terms. We've been doing this for years and have never needed to stop or eject someone for bad behavior. It turns out that, yes, a clearly spelled out written contract makes consent-- even for a fairly extreme sexual situation-- easy and straightforward.
if i were in charge iād kill anyone immediately for filming strangers in public without their permission
edit: @femboypussy420 EXACTLY š
