i am downright amazed at what i can destroy

with just a hammer 30 | AZ

[sovietnam]

[imitation-lobster-meat]

Probably my favourite single Achewood panel of all time

[feelboss]

[new-zero-kaneda]

they’re telling me “no one has ever looked more in their mid thirties before, you are the most 34 looking person ever!”

[3liza]

Studies on mice demonstrate a significant protection on chronic unpredictable mild stress (CUMS)

[new-zero-kaneda]

i

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[overandoverandoverandoverand]

[new-zero-kaneda]

apparently We <3 Katamari came out 21 years ago this month, so happy birthday you cowbear bastard.

[new-zero-kaneda]

apparently We <3 Katamari came out 21 years ago this month, so happy birthday you cowbear bastard.

[dragondriana]

[new-zero-kaneda]

eraserhead 2 starring john c reilly with special guests zach galifianakis will ferrell and jennifer aniston as the lady in the radiator

follow henry spencer as he takes a wacky trip through his own mind and falls in love with the squirrel-cheeked girl of his dreams

[new-zero-kaneda]

this was at a vegan restaurant in phoenix

this pig haunts my dreams with that smug face of his

[3liza]

aww

[3liza]

laughing stupidly at my own joke out loud in my room and like, spraying my keyboard. full oaf mode

edit: yes these are (almost) The glasses.

no i didnt realize until @chrismsquared mentioned Oliver Peoples on my Firmoo glasses post and i looked him up and well here we are. too late to turn back now

the only question is what to engrave on the inside arm. what is the funniest thing to read on the inside of someone's glasses after you loot their corpse

[new-zero-kaneda]

“TIME AT LAST”

[atmodeforce]

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail

[atmodeforce]

[new-zero-kaneda]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[9cl]

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

[official-kircheis]

[9cl]

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

[new-zero-kaneda]

i found a place to buy a burger… i get to the register and order my burger and burger man says “that’ll be $5.95” so i pull out my wallet and i don’t know when the fuck this happened but it’s full of blood????

anyway i told the guy i only got blood and he’s like

“sorry man, cash or card!”

[curioscurio]

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

[curioscurio]

he needs a paint job 

[curioscurio]

im physically nauseous