i am downright amazed at what i can destroy

with just a hammer 30 | AZ

[kristina100000]

how it feels to be slightly tipsy while someone explains the rules of a board game that takes months to understand

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[new-zero-kaneda]

mods are fucjing cowards

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[viralfrog]

[sickjacket]

just realized i haven’t heard shit about Bono in like 8 years. keep up the good work everybody

[new-zero-kaneda]

let’s play a game

[new-zero-kaneda]

wanting to go see tinysurgeon to treat my wrinkles and feeling Genius!

wym tinysurgeon is out of network??? thisbshit costs me howmuch???????

smh

[hooved]

it’s my own goddamn joke but this part of the DS9 ytp i made like a year ago still gets me every single time

[whatyouvegotunderyourskirt]

It’s a fucking masterpiece.

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

[littlemisspipebomb]

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

[baronfulmen]

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

[dogpuppy]

[new-zero-kaneda]

im learning about electrical hot sticks for work so i can sell them and all i can think is “who wants a body massage”

[ouroborosorder]

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

[new-zero-kaneda]

lmao @esprz just said “i’m gonna put on some music to set the mood.”

the music:

the mood: ????

[hotvampireadjacent]

[bruzum]

[angelicguy]

dispensary worker: yeah man sorry we dont take card here... its cash only, and i dont think theres a bank called "Dillywigs"

british childrens author from 1945 who lived through world war 2: A bit of silliness never hurt anyone.. I find it makes the world far brigher than it was before. *starts walking away with the eighth*

[wizard0rb]

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