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its been almost 3 weeks ( 2 following the meal plan[sort of]) and I’ve noticed that I am a lot more flexible that I was. (I can touch my soles of my feet when I couldn't even touch my toes). And my t-shirts are a bit more lose! I also wore a shirt a few days ago that was tight in my arms and its not anymore!

Yay for progress even though the scale has hardly moved. ( down 7lbs)

#21dayfix #itsworking #progress

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😂

Today I started the 21 day fix. So here we go. 21 days to kick start my new healthy lifestyle.

For the first time I’m actually excited to change my body mentally and physically.

I can’t wait to see what the next 21 days brings me!

#day1 #21dayfixmighttakeawhiletofixthis

vegan-yums

Vegan stir frys

General Tso’s tofu

Vegan Udon Noodle

Zucchini Noodle Cashew

Chickpea stir fry bowl

Crispy Kung Pao Tofu

Vegetarian Jap Chae

Korean bbq tofu bowls with veggies and quinoa

Sesame ginger tofu

Crispy baked peanut tofu w/caulflower rice

Rice Vermicelli

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Me: I don't hold grudges

Me: fuck ashely from the fourth grade

IS THAT A SHARK?

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if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

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I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

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#like that little cage is gonna help ya

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My favourite thing is when Australians are talking about their deadly wildlife

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DYING RN

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when you think you have life all figure out

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This breaks my heart

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can someone call the police he’s fallen and he can’t get up

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Hoes please listen up

I am the virgin friend of many hoes and since I can’t ho properly just yet I specialize in ho maintenance. I have an immense knowledge of skin and hair and let me tell you what you need to do to your body before you go and see your first draft pick, your geriatric sugar daddy, your main bitch’s father:

You need to set aside a day to wash your body. Have a full tank of hot water because me personally when I take a bath I take a shower too. I have taken two baths back to back when I’m ready to spa day which is probably why I do it like once every two years but anyways.

1. That pussy clean Fill your tub with water. Get a ½ a cup of apple cider vinegar and dump that shit in there. Sit in there. It’s gonna get your pH right. Also, naturally wash your ass. This is a good time to shave your legs… 2. Bust out the coconut oil Smear it on your legs. On your armpits. Shave em. I don’t advise shaving your na na with it because to be honest I had a bad experience in college and yeah. We’re gonna need another post for the real deal. 3. Use a scrub If you like that Dead Sea shit from the mall go ahead and use it. If you’re a natural bitch like myself prepare a mixture of brown sugar and coconut oil. And of course vanilla extract because bitch, you are sweet. Run that scrub on your legs. Your armpits. Elbows. Knees. For you thick girls your thighs. 4. Drain the toxins From your tub. Drain your tub. Rinse it. If you don’t have time get in the shower and proceed normally. If you got all day and a banging album play that shit, watch House of Cards, watch Snapped and fill that tub back up. 5. Bath salts Not the kind that people from Florida seem to really enjoy. Lavender is my favorite scent. Fill your tub up with hot water and throw those scented bath silts in there, put in that bubble bath and wash yourself. Sing to yourself. Love yourself. Figuratively. Or not I mean if you’re a ho you’re a ho. Sit in there until the water is warm and get out. 5. Some of you hoes are expensive ones and you wanna smear La Mer all over your body and you can go ahead but the best lotion I’ve ever had – I’ve tried every French, Swiss, Dutch, lotion on the market para my mother – is four dollars. Aveeno daily moisturizing lotion. Back when I was a sad ho my feet were so dry the caught on my sheets girl. I bought this shit when my lotion ran out and I forgot how good it was. I’m telling you my feet went back to being as soft as when I was born. No pedicure. I swear by it.

Bonus tips: If you have that dry skin in your toenails, put baby oil on it daily. They will be no more. If you’re thick and you have dark skin on the inside of your thighs rub coconut oil on it daily. If your man ain’t shit rub coconut oil on him daily. Prosper my hoes. Prosper.

maleksrami

Leonardo DiCaprio getting his Oscar engraved and making a Leo joke™ (x)

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Looks innocent but will rip you to shreds:

Libra, Cancer, Aquarius, Virgo, Pisces and Taurus

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Depression doesn’t always stare you in the face like a beast ready to attack. Sometimes, most times, it hides in the dirty laundry and the ‘me time’ It shys away from going out and covers itself in the over sized jumpers and nail biting habits. You may not even know where it may be, you are not to blame for the neglect. Depression hides so well, almost as if it cannot afford to be found.

Sadness isn’t shown through a smile by Amy Kennedy

07/02/16

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