alex (if you know me irl no you don’t)

💫 she/her, 24, england! ✨ janeway apologist first, moralist second ⭐️ card-carrying chakotay girlie (the card being my master’s degree certificate — my dissertation was about him, ask me anything about it! please!) 🌟 can you tell from my post history username and profile picture that i have a favourite voyager episode

[suekay]

Taken from my post with the Friends-style episode titles

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

tribble-ations

[romans-art]

Janeway art idea: Does Janeway have an angel and devil on her shoulder, and are they both Tuvok?

she's thinking about it

[emotional-fandom-soup]

I just love how curious star trek is.

The media is filled with so much "omg we discovered extraterrestrial life there what if it wants to harm us" but in Star Trek the response to finding new life is always like wow. What do you think they are like?

How do you think they feel right now? Do you think they know of this conflict? Should we ask them for the way? Should we offer them our help? Open a channel. Let's say hello.

And when they're met with suspicion or hostility their response is never to assume badly of an entire species. It's almost always "How do I show them that I'm a friend?"

[newearthresolutions]

salamander janeway when chakotay landed on the salamander planet

[ornith0nyle]

curly hair B’elanna is best B’elanna

[romans-art]

i think y'all are missing a trick with Kathryn Janeway and Eleanor of Aquitaine given the Katharine Hepburn/Kate Mulgrew crossovers, but the request was for Janeway with a fuckoff big sword as an Angevin so here we go -- she got stuck in a holodeck program with the rest of the crew and she likes swinging a sword maybe a little too much 🤏

[suekay]

The Voyager crew, when tasked with creating a three course meal for a dinner party

Janeway:

Appetiser: Cheese and grapes and other picky bits Main Course: Vegetable Biryani, slightly charred Desert: Afogato Drinks: Coffee, brandy, white wine (maybe a Sauvingnon blanc), and cider

Rating: 4/10 - she doesn't put in much effort beyond the biryani (which isn't to everyone's taste…)

Chakotay:

Appetiser: Roasted Beets with Whipped Feta & Pistachios Main: Cashew Mushroom fettuccine Desert: Balsamic glazed strawberries with vanilla ice cream or chocolate fondue Drinks: coffee, various teas, cider, champagne

Rating: 10/10 - the man can cook

Tuvok:

Appetiser: Plomeek Soup Main Course: Pak Tar Desert: Jibalian Fudge Cake Drinks: Various teas, with a pot of coffee just for Janeway

Rating: 6/10 - Humans find Vulcan food pretty bland but he redeems himself with the fudge cake

Tom:

Doesn't believe in structured dining, gives everyone Pepperoni pizza, gives Chakotay a Magherita pizza Drinks: Coca cola, budweiser

Rating: 1/10

B'Elanna:

Appetiser: Stuffed peppers Main Course: Veggie Enchiladas Desert: Banoffee Pie Drinks: Red wine (maybe a Cabernet Sauvignon) or Champagne

Rating: 6/10 nothing too exciting, but nothing bad either

Harry:

Appetiser: Vegetable pancakes with extra spicy Kimchi Main Course: Roast Mediterranean vegetable risotto Desert: Fudge Ripple Pudding Drinks: Whatever you want he's happy to provide

Rating: 7/10 for effort, points deducted for making the first course way too spicy on purpose

The Doctor:

Appetiser: New York Cheesecake Main Course: New York Cheesecake Desert: New York Cheesecake Drinks: Champagne

Rating: 2/10 - Everyone loves cheesecake and champagne, but usually accompanied by actual food

I didn't include Neelix cos we know what he likes to cook, and we saw what Seven would cook

[angrywarrior69]

"I asked chat gpt" well I asked captain kathryn janeway of the starship voyager and she said suicide mission 💖

[roostercrowedatmidnight]

i'm always curious about which mundane tasks star trek characters still have to perform in the star trek future and which they are mercifully spared from through the wonders of technological development. i think if janeway had to put a new cover sheet onto her mattress every month it would drive her to kill

[newearthresolutions]

and if i say “chakotay did it for her”…

but fr i think this is unfortunately one of the tasks they would still have to do. unless idk the transporter could beam out the old sheet and reprocess it/give it a sonic shower treatment then beam it back in the right position? idk.

at least no one has to do the dishes? or laundry?

[newearthresolutions]

trying to explain some tng lore as i’m watching ds9 w the bf for the first time and i just said “so worf—” and he immediately just went “woof” and then laughed till he cried and snorted like a targ.

he’s reading this over my shoulder and has started again.

[newearthresolutions]

i had a tribble climb on me so my days already going better than than if i had no tribbles climb on me

rip to the trobble trying to hypnotise me, jokes on them but even doctors have trouble understanding my changeling brain hes got no fucking chance

apprebtly im the type of guy to take a holoimage of a tribble (for dax’s research) before actually attempting to remove the tribble

my pet tribble :) #mypettribble

ithink i have tribble hypnosis but u kno what i also have? #mypettribble

when i die give my bajoran security uniforms to this tribble

i think i hauve tribble hypnosis

[roostercrowedatmidnight]

disco night in the borg cube

[newearthresolutions]

matched in hype levels only by pon farr night at the vulcan nightclub

[miminmimikyu]

Voyager is so funny sometimes

[malewifeboimler]

[booart5]

Some little voyager guys bc I love them

[chazchaschad]

Underestimation