#1 Toki Wartooth Apologist

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[melonwah]

[fairycosmos]

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

[desk-drawerr]

By popular demand: He eat a Wawamelon

[clownboybebop]

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

[koiagain]

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" You are weak as Fuck boy

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[byjove]

how many people do you think use speech to text to write fanfiction like how many people in this world are sitting alone in their living room vividly reciting the nastiest sex scenes with perfect diction

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im craving... $000,000

[the-frog-blog-deactivated202510]

Check your Venmo :)🤭

[mrsterlingeverything]

STOPPP YOU DIDNT

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[pitbolshevik]

why is this kink tumblr post the funniest thing I've seen tonight

[librarycards]

[glavilio]

some of them want to amuse you 😺. some of them want to be amused 😸

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[hungwy]

I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[certified-cervid]

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

[navycat305]

Who is this freak????