Witchcraft!

Chris. Gay. Taken. 20s. Witch. Chaos magic influenced by Christianity, Norse, Celtic, and Greek beliefs. Ask box is always open. Leo. INFP. Hairstylist. Crystals. Sigils. Books. Herbs. Coffee. Cigarettes. I curse indiscriminately. 🙂Don’t like me? Block me 🤷‍♂️

[sparkpup]

latte adn extra strength tylenol.. breakfast of champions

[sparkpup]

i lied ssomeone get me a burger

[the-patty-pervert]

Ugh oh, kitten. Looks like you bite off a little more than you could chew. Don't worry, Daddy is here, and he has a juicy burger ready for you.

[sparkpup]

idont want any burgers from you .. come back when you're a woman

[fagstaynight]

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have been whining about? Jesus christ

[pissvortex]

[iftadwascool]

[rimdora]

[wokeuplaughing]

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

[triangleguy]

[anxiousangerball]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

[boyrot]

boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.

[noelle-ism]

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

[cromerholt]

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝‍♀️

[noelle-ism]

uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy

[noelle-ism]

sorry im a lesbian

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?

[noelle-ism]

well if youre unsure i can take over for you

[anophelei]

collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis

[noelle-ism]

i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us

[cromerholt]

nothing escapes from me

[charseraph]

Alternating

[lmaonade]

i have a stupid video going viral on tiktok right now and i keep getting messaged by viral marketing accounts and fucking with them is fun but this is killing me

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

[whatsupwalnut]

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

[inkieswirlsgaming]

This is a threat

[lamignonette]

[cannibalchicken]

[blackleatherjesster]

Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

[sandmandaddy69]

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

lol nice outfit loser *puts phone up to ear* huh…? what? oh um- okay. anyway 1828 called. they said they found something really really scary in goya’s house

[jame7t]

just imagined nothing

[greenlabcoat]

just jacked off to the nothing #sigmagrindset

[jame7t]

I just imagined you not doing that.

I imagined you not doing anything ever again

[greenlabcoat]