newkiqx

35. He/him. Home of soft content. Probably mostly pet mice, birds, bugs and landscapes. Some lightning maybe. Also silly stuff. My stuff is tagged #mine.

[pmamtraveller]

Ceramic sculpture "Narcissus" by Japanese artist Kenichi Nakaya

[04k96]

[tyger-land]

sʜᴇʟʟᴇʏ ᴅᴜᴠᴀʟʟ 1971

[greelin]

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

[greelin]

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[seabeck]

Thanks Baby Yellow… I guess.

[seabeck]

She appreciates yalls support

[seabeck]

Thanks to everyone’s support she was able to lay a normal egg today as well

[newkiqx]

Try our app! It will generate videos of you as a little bobblehead that somehow looks like an adult 6 year old stung by a bee!

[newkiqx]

Try our game! Heres a video of someone playing an extremely easy game wrong on purpose

[newkiqx]

Try our dating app! Heres a video of a real woman with spread legs obviously masturbating in her pants. This passed scrutiny somehow on the site that will ban women for wearing crop tops in a selfie

[newkiqx]

Try our slop game! Here's some slop gameplay thats intentionally extremely baffling. Maybe you'll feed rats to plague victims like you're gregory mouse bites house. Anything goes!

[newkiqx]

Don't you hate being on a trip with your friends? You could play our game thats designed to numb and addict you! It clearly barely works because of the janky physics but at least you can ignore that pesky beach!

[newkiqx]

Check this out! You can put bread and pastries on a very large wooden swing you'll struggle to store away or even present and then scoop some ice in an uninsulated clear plastic 'ice box' that insulates the stuff you're trying to cool more from the ice than the ice is insulated from the outside! None of this makes any sense but it sure looks like products! Order directly from China!

[newkiqx]

Remember angry birds? Neither do we! As evidenced by the following video of an angry birds ripoff where either the physics dont work or everything just explodes. Install now!

[newkiqx]

Plastic trees! Look, you have to assemble it! Order a large plastic tree from China!

[newkiqx]

Looks like you have your audio set to a non zero amount, let me just unmute and play some audio for you! Its fart sounds by the way, we hope you like fart and maggot themed games now!

[butter-n-breadrolls]

the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

[kleinefreiheiten]

[gypsyastronaut]

[the-scandyfactory]

[ilovewhenugethurt-deactivated20]

me blogging

[ovadioisdead-blog]

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

[sprachgefuehle]

I just got the funniest caution message at the beginning of a Wikipedia article

[sprachgefuehle]

[sprachgefuehle]

Yeah.

[smbc-comics]

There's only a few hours left to back "Parenting - an SMBC comic collection" on Kickstarter! "Christmas" is one of the comics that will be included in the book.

Original comic : www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2012-05-25

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SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE

[junkfoodcinemas]

Chopping Mall (1986) dir. Jim Wynorski

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

[crazy-brazilian]

[puppygirllaika]

#if the portals don't share a reference frame then there's sound logic that gets either answer unfortunately#it isn't properly defined and the vibes can lead you to A or B being correct

wait no please explain, how could it be A? like, genuinely, what is the chain of reasoning for that?

[foxgirlmindcrank]

what happens

A) Portals preserve momentum, and the people have none

B) Portals preserve momentum, and have momentum themselves

C) portals can't exist on a moving surface and I refuse to entertain the idea

Voting ended onMay 22

[biohorror-human]

wtffff how are they just standing there even though the holes in the wall had momentum

[newkiqx]

^ This explanation doesn't work because there are two reference frames, one with a moving and and one with a stationary portal. You can see the wall has a constant speed and it's moving over the girls at this speed. The second reference frame is of the wall, which the girls are moving through at this speed. If you imagine only the back side of the wall stationary, now the girls would have the momentum relative to the wall once they pass through. Speed is always relative to the reference frame and this relative momentum should be preserved

Alternatively, imagine what would happen to the tied up people when the portal is forced on them at speed and exit without any momentum. Imagine for example the state when only the first two people are through. Now the first two people are through in the very short time duration it took the portal on the speeding tram would eat them. If they exit slower than this speed, where would they go so quickly? Would they compress laterally and die? The duration of the input would mismatch the output, therefore on the exit side there's nowhere to go. The only way for them to exit without compressing to death would be at the same relative speed. When the first arm goes in, the first arm comes out, etc. This means the relative speed to the portal must be the same for both entrance and exit and therefore, they would shoot out the other side

[biohorror-human]

im so pissed off cause youre right

[newkiqx]

I've thought of an even more intuitive way to picture it:

Imagine looking through the portal from the static side -

You'd see the rails and people coming at you fast, as if you were looking through the nose of the train (you are), and fly through at the same speed when they're scooped up by the portal. There's no sudden deceleration because the portal is simply a hole