Newlywed Problems

#newlywedprobs is just about the funny things that come along with being a newlywed. Submissions accepted.

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I swear I changed the sheets every two weeks or more when I was single. If the sheets don't get changed at LEAST once a week, things are STANK nasty. Ah the joys of being newlyweds.

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Taking a shower together is awesome, but actually trying to shower with two people and only one showerhead...well, not as awesome. The hubs put an extension on the showerhead so it's farther out and we can both use it at the same time, but the plastic POS broke.

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Let's go out and run some errands. *start making out and heading to the bedroom*...um, nevermind.

[mindy-fit]

[saiyan-of-royal-blood-deactivat]

Where’s my workout buddy at lol 😜

[alternativedancer-blog]

Gooooood

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Yeah buddy!

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Neither of you fit into your pants and you've only been married two months. #notpregnant #justfat

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Giving the pillow that is used exclusively for sex its own name: The Copulation Cushion.

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The desperate roar of pain that accompanies your husband's first encounter with what he now refers to as Satan's Tool: your curling iron.

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Ordering 250 more business cards, even though you have 240 with your maiden name on them that are only 6 months old.

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Going to bed too late. Getting horny, making love, and then losing even more sleep than before.

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Worrying you won't be able to look your neighbors in the eye after lasts night's romp with your hubby.

[notes-justforyou]

15:21

After your constant company for a week I’m finding it hard to adjust to the idea of you working. Watching you leave in the morning is possibly the hardest thing I have to do all day.

[wavesofgreatness]

Newlywed Problems

Me: (Leaving important voicemail) My name is Amber (insert married name) 

Me: (Ending important voicemail) Again, my name is Amber (maiden name)

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More sex = more showers. My skin has never been so dry. Winter and a crazy awesome sex life are murder on the skin

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I've never been so happy for my period in my life. I've never been so grateful for blood. I don't want to be like my friends. I love kids, I just don't want one the moment I get married, you know?