Why walk when you can ride? @newmalpais - Tumblr Blog

"Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you, my friend. . ."

". . .any minor world that breaks apart falls together again."

Mostly a reblog account.

Toodle-oo~!

#intro #malpaisposting

bestiol

sorry i woke up with evil in my heart today i had to exorcise it

sixteenthchapel

#almalexia

sixteenthchapel

hc that nerevar has this talent of dealing emotional crit damage like its nothing

Voryn Dagoth

Dagoth Ur, The False Dreamer, The Sharmat

#voryn dagoth

w6-art

#nerevoryn

tpwrtrmnky

robot girl with vampire girl friend: ok so I take the imitation blood compound and soak it in a sponge material, then cover that in adequately realistic skin and install it somewhere on my body. the smell should be realistic enough, and then, I just need a plausible explanation for what the real function of it is supposed to be so it's not too obvious that- i mean, so that she knows not to bite it to compromise the important purpose it serves.

tpwrtrmnky

vampire girl accidentally stumbling on the blueprints: there's got to be some practical reason for this, i'm probably just reading into it, i mean, sure, it looks like she's considering attaching an exposed piece of bloody synthetic flesh to her neck that has no actual functionality, but I don't know how she works. she definitely doesn't want me to bite her. that would be a really weird thing to assume.

tpwrtrmnky

their succubus friend absolutely loves hanging out with the two because the particular kind of repression going on here is like a really interesting flavor of sugar free energy drink to her, can't get it anywhere else. no actual nutritional value but like, the stimulant effect is pretty good anyway

halfawyrm

just like her oddly placed “coolant gel storage compartments”

junomushrooms

Another #True and #Real quote from the wise mind of Frank Zappa

the-fruit-bandit

Random Destiny headcanon: kids in the Last City draw the Traveler in a corner of their pictures just like we drew the sun.

Example:

flunkett

i dont think lolcows are funny. i dont think its funny to make fun of people. chris chan, birdie, idc. it never comes from a place of genuine criticism and is always just a way to bully people who are deemed less than human, to easily get away with being a jackass

flunkett

nobody should be as heavily documented on the internet as some of these people are, its an invasion of privacy, and more often than not, stems from bigotry of some sort

flunkett

if you genuinly engage in lolcowing then i dont trust you. as an autistic person, if you find that funny, then i dont trust you. ill just assume im next

thurzdayrain

the GL in GLaDOS stands for Girls Love btw

muzzlesbian

deirdreskye

That trans girl mutual you think is so cool? The one you have a huge crush on? Yeah I have some bad news for you buddy. She's taken. She's dating a she/they. That she/they is on here too and their blog consists entirely of the most unfunny normie reblogs you have ever seen in your life. Some real "what is Harry Potter was in the TARDIS" type shit. And they're monogamous. They're monogamously e-dating. They call each other "my wife" sometimes too so it's hard to tell but they might actually be monogamously e-married. You can fix her. Only you can save her. Slide into her DMs right now.