we're all winging it

sarah, 32, ISTJ, still here dogblr @legomydoggos

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I cannot believe they solved this.

[sealsdaily]

Have yall seen the ross seal , they look like slugs with limbs

Today's Seal Is: Largest Slug In The World

[bruntalism]

[testosteronetwunk]

@laeffy

[were--ralph]

cant stop thinking about this video

[were--ralph]

For context this was in response to someone saying their cybertruck was heavy duty

[sexygaywizard]

[awwcutepets]

I came out of the bathroom in a shower cap so she didn’t know who I was.

[mysharona1987]

[cutejuicyyfruit-deactivated2024]

thank you. I’m cursing everybody out who blames one fucking party of the equation.

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[beggars-opera]

I love New England death's-head gravestones because there are some of horrific beauty that force you to confront Death head on

And then sometimes you get this instead

[stitchposts]

[thekeymonster]

Ginkgo-Tailed Cat 🧧 Happy Lunar New Year!

Commissions are OPEN! I’m also on Patreon and I have an Etsy shop if you want to help support me. 🌱

[cloudchomps]

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

[sambuchito]

the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

[aropride]

i get what dads r talking abt when they say theyre “just resting their eyes” this shit is awesome

[dpdgwithjandp-deactivated202602]

[mostofmylifeisnotthere]

With Mother & Father’s day coming up, please remember you are not required to be grateful to abusive parents. Please remember,

Don’t break no-contact.

Don’t let family guilt you into breaking no-contact.

Don’t feel guilty for living w/ them as an adult, you’re doing your best.

Don’t feel you’re betraying yourself if you have to give ‘appeasement gifts.’

DO put your mental & physical wellbeing first, as we know they won’t.

Maybe get yourself something, so many of us had to be our own parent anyway.

[sadclowncentral]

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

[sadclowncentral]

[xanaxfarts]

Shearing half a sheep seemed a simple way to show a season's growth of wool, but photographer Cary Wolinsky was wrong. The half-shorn sheep tended to lose their balance and topple to wool-ward. It took many tries before merino sheep number 30 “became our hero," Wolinsky said.

[amphibianaday]

day 1604

a totally normal tomato... maybe i will become a vegetable drawing blog instead

[amphibianaday]

haha april fool it was a tomato frog all along!