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@newreturningalpha-derekhale
Send me a 'Yo' if you wanna RP with me. Send me the word 'Plot' if you have something in particular in mind. Feel free to go anon!
Out Of Character
Been thinking a lot about switching back to my original Derek Hale blog here lately since I haven't really been active on this account too much.. I made this one in hopes to get more organized and to not be so cluttered and it has helped out a lot not having everything everywhere but I might just use this account as a back up in case anything happens on my original account. So with that being said if you guys would like to, you can follow me back on my original account where roleplaying as Derek Hale began for me!:)
Follow me at newalphaderekhale to role play with me there. Thank you all for following me over here but I'm more comfortable with my old account! Love you all for following me, means a lot to me!
IF I HAVEN'T INTERACTED WITH YOU AND I POST A MEME THIS IS WRITTEN PERMISSION SAYING YOU CAN RESPOND NO MATTER WHAT
Texting meme
Send ✆ for a morning text
Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent
Send ☎ for a rushed text
Send ☏ for a loving text
Send ⁇ for a drunk text
Send ø for a late night text
Send ✘ for a hateful text
Text message || open starter
Derek: Just to let you know I refuse to dress up as the easter bunny this year…
Derek: And any OTHER year as well!
Derek: Not gonna happen.
Vanessa: Not fair. I always dress up as one of Santa’s elves
Vanessa: That was the deal.
Vanessa: SUCK IT UP.
Derek: That’s an elf! A bunny is a TOTALLY different thing…
Derek: I’d take being an elf over being stuffed into a hot stinky bunny suit any day
Derek: Fine! But if this gets out to anyone heads are gonna roll!
Text message || open starter
Derek: Just to let you know I refuse to dress up as the easter bunny this year…
Derek: And any OTHER year as well!
Derek: Not gonna happen.
Hit On My Muse!
"Would you sleep with a stranger?"
"You're a god/goddess..."
"I'm not wearing any underwear..."
"I'm completely naked under all these clothes."
"You're my fetish."
"Can I feel between those thighs of yours?"
"I wouldn't tell you to stop."
"You're so cute when you're flustered."
"I know you like me, don't deny it."
"You want it, don't you?"
"You've a beautiful name, wanna hear me moan it?"
"Nice ass..."
"God, you're just perfect."
I dare you to flirt with my muse.
Send me:
❤ - I want our characters to date
☀ - I want our characters to argue
☆ - I want our characters to stargaze
☂ - I want our characters to be caught out in the rain
☻ - I want our characters to meet
♞ - I want our characters to play a game
☯ - I want our characters to do something NSFW
⌘ - I want one of our characters to lose control (emotionally or physically)
Inbox me a number And I'll Make a starter!
Child!AU: Our characters suddenly find themselves responsible for an infant and attempt to look after it until they can find who the child belongs to with little luck
Coffee Shop!AU: One of our characters works in a coffee shop and the other has a crush on them. They come in all the time for coffee even though they don’t drink it. One day they are approached by their crush and they get talking.
College!AU: Our characters meet while attending university and end up sharing a dorm room. Awkwardness ensues after a drunk one night stand after a night of partying
Criminal!AU: Our characters are criminals on the run from the police, doing whatever they can to remain free. They take on various disguises and aliases as they travel from country to country. (Can involve multiple FCs)
Haunted!AU: One of our characters dies and comes back to visit the other, they cannot pass over until they’ve told the other person their feelings for them, which they cannot bring themselves to do. In the meantime the other person begins to fall in love with the ghost.
Highschool!AU: Our characters attend high school together and hate each other. They avoid each other at all costs until they end up in detention together or are forced to work on a project together. They begin to become friends although neither of them will admit it.
Hostage!AU: One of our characters is a criminal, that takes refuge in the other characters house, essentially keeping them hostage. The hostage begins to develop feelings for their capture and helps them evade the police.
Magic!AU: One of our characters gains magical powers but has no idea how to control them. With the other characters help they try to figure out how to use them correctly but not without some mishaps along the way.
Possessed!AU: One of our characters is possessed by a demon and the other must figure out a way of saving them before its too late.
Road Trip!AU; Our characters go on a road trip, there’s a lot of laughter and fun and sightseeing and also a lot of trouble along the way.
Royalty!AU: One of our characters is royalty and the other is their servant. The servant has feelings for the Royalty but knows nothing can happen as they (Royalty) are engaged to marry and it is frowned upon. Little do they know that their feelings are returned.
Sanatorium!AU: One of our characters is a long time resident in a sanatorium and the other is the new staff member assigned to care for them.
Serial Killer!AU: Our characters are a pair of serial killers who have teamed up and began a killing spree, targeting the weak and vulnerable.
Vegas!AU: Our characters, who have never met, unintentionally get married after a drunk night in Vegas. They wake up the next morning and attempt to get a divorce but have to wait a week. In this week they begin to get to know each other and fall in love.
Victim!AU: One of our characters is a victim of a terrible crime and is found by the other character, who tries to help them through there ordeal but falls in love with them along the way.
SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION
"Are you breaking up with me?" "Are you having nightmares again?" "Anything you want to say?" "Apparently, I need to grow a mustache." "Balloons? Really?" "Be quiet!" "But what if we get caught?" "Can you not?" "Care to tell me what’s going on?" "Come find me." "Did you even love me?" "Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?" "Don’t look at me like that." "Don’t touch me." "Do you love him/her?" "Do you love me?" "Everyone leaves." "Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice." "Fine, I’ll go." "Finally!" "Fight me for it." "Fuck it." "Get away from me." "Gotcha!" "How high are you?" "How did you get here?" "I bought a goat." "If what we had was real, how could you be fine?" "I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid." "I hate you." "I’ll bet you a dollar." "I said that I’m in love with you." "I think I’m pregnant." "I’m going to kill you." "I’m not eating that." "Is that a chicken?" "It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good." "Jokes on me, huh?" "Just friends?" "Just let me go." "Just tell me the truth!" "Kiss me." "Kicking someone is not a form of romance." "Let me explain." "Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture." "Maybe you should go." "Maybe fuck you will be our always." "May need you to bail me out of jail." "Miss you." "No. The answer is no." "Not drunk enough for this." "Never, ever doing that again." "Okay, I know this looks bad…" "Please don’t." "Please stop talking." "Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus." "Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach." "Quiet! Someone’s going to hear." "Quit being annoying." "Really, where were you?" "Right. Of course it’s my fault." "Silly of me to think you actually cared." "Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple." "So… How’s the weather?" "Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog." "There’s something wrong with you." "This definitely isn’t what it looks like." "Us? There is no us." "Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry." "Unfortunately, she/he said no." "Very cute." "We can’t do this." "Was it just a lie?" "Wait, what did you just say?" "Wait! Hold on!" "Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?" "What the hell?" "Why are you naked?" "Why is there silly string everywhere?" "Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?" "Without you, I’m lost." "X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?" "You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore." "You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…" "Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation." "Zelda is more important right now."
Send Me a symbol for how you feel
❊ I want to roleplay with you
✸ I want to plot with you
✤ I want to ship with you
✥ I have roleplayed with you and it was great
❦ I sort of secretly ship a thing with your muse(s)
✷ I wish our characters was friends
✢ I like your characters
✱ I don’t like your characters
✣ I like the way you express your muse(s)
✫ I don’t like the way you express your muse(s)
☬ I feel like your characters are underdeveloped
❂ I don’t agree on all your headcanons
✡ I agree on all your headcanons
❋ Your blog is one of my favs
✦ I like seeing you on my dash
✵ I don’t follow you for roleplay
✧ I wish you would notice me
✩ You intimidate me
✪ You seem like a cool person
✺ You’re hard to approach
✻ I wish you weren’t so shy
❄ I look up to you
❆ I love your art
❇ I love the way you write
* I want to learn to know you
# I’m too shy to approach to you
☓ We should talk!
♥ *Your choice what to write*
Put 'Notice Me' in my askbox if you want to Rp with me
Don’t be afraid. People are always willing to talk to you. Just ask to Rp and I’m sure they’ll say yes.
Reblog if you don't mind getting asks while you're offline
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
IT’S THE BEST THING TO COME BACK TO
Hurt rp Starters
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! You don't want to get even more hurt, do you?"
"Tell me where it hurts."
"Whoa, that's purple... It looks like your shoulder is dislocated."
"Oh my god. Are you okay?"
"You're bleeding... You're bleeding bad..."
"This is gonna hurt..."
"Holy crap! I may not know much about human anatomy, but legs don't bend that way!"
"It's all swollen up..."
"You have a black eye. Where you fighting with someone?"
"Okay... Okay, hospital. Hospital, now."
"I think you have a concussion."
"Calm down! Calm down! Your ankle is sprained, okay?"
"Here, lean on me."
"I'm gonna need more bandaids..."
"What the hell happened to you!?"
"Here, I need to clean you up. This might sting a bit..."
"We need to get the bullet out..."
"Oh my god, you've been shot!"
"Did... did you get beat up!?"
"Just hold on. You're gonna be fine..."
"Look out for that car!"
"Wake up! Oh god, please wake up!"
"You're alive! Oh, thank god!"
"I'm no doctor, but you should have that looked at. It's bleeding a lot..."
"What is that? Are there bandages under your shirt?"
"Why is your arm wrapped up like that? And are those blood stains!?"
"You must have hit the back of your head really hard."
"Look at me. Just look at me and stay awake. Can you do that?"
Send " /)////(\ " if you're too shy to ask to rp with me but you really want to.
ooc: guess who...
Hey guys!! I am finally lemme repeat.. FINALLY.. Back! After a long hiatus from this account and even roleplaying I am officially back:) Real life's been hectic since I am now a new aunty!!! But things seem to be slowing down for me a little bit and I need to get back to my writing so I'm coming back to get this account back up and running. Thank you all who still follow me on here even though it's been a while since any things happened on here.. Anyways I'm back and ready to start writing!