dumb as dicks

hi im newt, a simple lizard that watches too much wrestling. i also like cow chop and cartoons

[kazuchikaokada]

[catchpoint-deactivated20220314]

Sailor Moon boy

[catsuggest]

the oppressione never cease

[catgirlmeowska]

what happened cat?

[catsuggest]

im was given one (1) treat. only one

[emmersdrawberry]

Cat u will get chunky if u eat too many

[catsuggest]

then let me be chunk

[lunatic-desert-child]

[3000s]

this is the mood for 2018

[krabby-kronicle]

[paladindyke]

where’s my grandparent who will peacefully die of old age and give me a note only to open when i need it, revealing that they have gifted me their old farm that i can use to escape to if i ever need a reprieve from capitalist corporate life, in an idyllic town with lovely villagers and also a wizard

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

listen if you think someone is cool and you dig their energy you just have to tell them, because that’s the kind of stuff you remember a thousand times longer than somebody complimenting your hair or whatever. tonight I told a girl from my theory class that I like her analytical approach and she bounced back at me saying she digs my feminine energy and how she gets the vibe that, to my core, I exist to uplift women and I damn near cried. tell people what resonates about them. be real. help each other feel seen.

[babyanimalgifs]

I don’t understand but I agree.

[j-liz]

[doafhat]

[kazuchikaokada]

[maxburnett]

GET YOUR FUCKIN DOG BITCH

IT DONT BITE!

*GROWL*

YES IT DO!!!

[unclefather]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[ampervadasz]

[silverhawk]

i was rly bummed out and then i saw this picture and im cured now

[silverhawk]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

dude: way if we pees form buts

[utentagen-deactivated20210308]