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anna / augustine | 26 | they/them | pokémon, youtube, mcu, etc.

[konoko]

i should’ve been a cat

[funnytwittertweets]

[the-kestrels-feather]

[imperial-nuisance-rudje]

#the final days were upon us #and then it was thursday again

[queensparklekitten]

“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.

[queensparklekitten]

update: turns out this is not a good thing for me

[smokeys-house]

my brother and I don't say "mcdonalds" when referring to the fast food chain. we've always said "mcnaldo's", then it became "naldo's". now it's simply "nald". and we always refer to it as a single unit. like "do you want a nald?"

[mommyminotaur]

[Seducing You] I made pasta.

[bogleech]

If they’re bringing back the color theory we should bring back ALL the good memes ………………..slime man

[bogleech]

can’t believe you all forgot about him………………………slime man

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

you bitches better hope that twitter doesn’t actually die because that means that i’m going to be taking all of my excess random thoughts and putting them here instead of on my nice quiet locked account which means i’m going to be subjecting you to like 9-15 posts a day like “anyone else think young kyle machlachlan looks like a butch lesbian” or “what if tony soprano was bisexual” or “i have a mosquito bite” 

[perfectlynormalperson]

[sunfortune]

tumblr is about to be the social media equivalent of that olympic skater who won gold bc everyone in front of him fell over

[sunfortune]

played the long game with this quote

[sunshinesquash]

[lunachix]

he/him in a girl way and she/her in a boy way

[catcrumb]

[seraphjimin]

[bishops-severed-torso]

has anyone done this one yet

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[valleykey]

Do you ever binge read someone's work on ao3 and get the urge to serenade them, like, hello my fair fic author you have wooed me with your excessive flowery metaphors and complete lack of plot, even your messy 3am fics with very visible flaws are gorgeous, your self indulgent dynamics have enchanted me, please accept my kudos

[kata4a]

[henrydillmond]

hello once more i am gonna try to be here since twitter is a hot mess lol