[laughhaydenlaugh]

Reblog if you’re part of the Unwind Fandom and/or the Skinjacker Fandom.

I just want to know how many of us there are.

[wingedpikmin]

can you imagine how f***ing relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

[ky-yle]

I personally avoid talking about anything that happened before 2000 for that very reason…

[moonblossom]

Seriously at this point I refer to anything that happened pre-2000 as “Quand j'étais jeune”

[leakedinlondon]

if fall out boy come off hiatus i’m dropping out of school and following them around the world via kayak 

[leakedinlondon]

[fangirltofangod]

too beautiful not to reblog

[piscespoppy]

I am so proud of this person

[afrothekobold]

Congragulations, you basically just killed your chance to get payed anything higher then minimum wage in America, to follow a band around.

[leakedinlondon]

why do all americans on this website assume everyone else is american that is what i want to know

[medalaleafwhisperold]

The sheet says Phoenix… A city in Arizona… In… The U.S. …

[leakedinlondon]

and above that it says Melbourne…. A city in Victoria… In…. Australia…. because phoenix…. is…… a song 

[rosewileson-deactivated20171110]

This still really is incredibly stupid tho

[leakedinlondon]

my high school diploma acceptance letter into my first preference university and I are all devastated that u think i am stupid :((( 

[wheres-coral-blog]

IT GOT BETTER

[xxdeathnotronic]

This is the best.

[wingedpikmin]

can you imagine how f***ing relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

[ky-yle]

I personally avoid talking about anything that happened before 2000 for that very reason…

[moonblossom]

Seriously at this point I refer to anything that happened pre-2000 as “Quand j'étais jeune”

[nalle]

John Murphy + not covered in blood/bruises

[osointricate]

Tips for living alone

Buy a bat (I have my old color guard rifle) or similar. Keep it in your room/near your bed.

Get a lock for your bedroom door.

If you’re moving into a new place, change the locks. Who knows who had a key to your place before you.

Keep your phone/a phone in your room.

Get a weather alert system set up. App, weather call, little weather radio that tells you about major weather events.

Adopt a pet

Wave at your neighbors. Take note of the ones that make you uneasy. Watch out for kids always.

Be nice to your mail person. No matter what.

If you choose to drink/etc alone, unplug your wifi router. You’ll thank me.

Have extra seating. People sit when they visit. Your one comfy chair is great for you. Not so great for you + grandma + ur five cousins, your aunt, and a couple others.

Learn the self-Heimlich

When you take a shower, bring your phone to the bathroom in case you fall your phone is no longer halfway across the house, it’s just on your counter

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Idk what else

[thefisherqueen]

If you live in an one-room apartment, put a screen around your bed. It’ll feel less like you visit people, esp. strangers, into your bedroom. Also you’ll feel much safer sleeping in the enclosure. Cook enough for a few meals each time you cook, and freeze the extra food. That way you’ll prevent things from expiring and it’s great when you don’t feel like cooking or have no time or energy for it.

Give a key to someone near you trust, or hid it somewhere few people will look, like up in a tree. Shutting yourself out isn’t nice, esp. not at night. Put something translucent like curtains or stickers for windows where people can walk past or look in. You’ll feel less watched that way.

Put some contant money somewhere in your room. Good to have in case your bag gets lost or stolen. 

Feeling lonely? Remember, online contacts are not less valuable.

[art-is-blind-deactivated2019010]

I would say maybe set reminders for everything too. Taking meds/vitamins, working out, going to sleep, waking up.

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Buy a small fan for white noise at night if you’re the kind (like me) that gets anxious at all the little ambient noises that ANY building can supply in the dark. Don’t watch scary movies in the dark by yourself, with no visitors. NETFLIX, if you can afford it. It’s also useful because you can watch movies / shows with your online buddies at the same time, miles and states and (sometimes even) countries apart.

[tittily]

get an app like safetrek. never walk into allies or empty streets if there is a more populated/well-lit route to your destination. keep emergency contacts in your wallet and a red cross card with your blood type on it in case anything happens. carry a list of medications you’re allergic to, if any. 

walking around with a headset or headphones discourages people from yelling at you on the street, and it’s easier to escape from hasslers. however, it’s pretty advisable to not have anything actually playing so you can be aware of your surroundings. if anything, have it at low volume.

if you get grabbed on the street (this used to happen to me a lot), immediately scream, and the person will usually get startled, giving you time to get away. 

if you feel like you’re in a really bad place, call someone, or even pretend like you’re calling someone. say where you are. act like you’re planning on meeting up with them. be loud about it. make it seem like someone will notice if you go missing, even for a little bit.

also u should look up manufacturer’s coupons like damn i feel like a successful suburban mom every time i walk into cvs and save 2 dollars on my toothbrushes

[littleaimeebaby-deactivated2017]

PSA PSA EVERYBODY NEEDS

[southernraisedmarinecorpsmade]

Just gonna say this is actually the first picture I’ve actually seen of wounded female veterans. Now that I think about it they are (in my eyes at least) hugely forgotten. Some female service members have been in combat and hit by IEDs outside the wire but it’s always the males you hear about and never the females. I think this picture is great and everyone should see it so please share it!

[brownngyal]

Wow just realized this^^^

[bytonight]

[nathansummers]

Gold

[hadaes-deactivated20170202]

cop: where were you last night? shakira: at home sleeping shakira’s hips: she was at the club where the murder took place shakira: son of a

[ofyoungblood]

Reblog if you’re in the Uglies fandom!

[beben-eleben]

For future reference.

[mollimassacre-deactivated201408]

Thank you.

[fuckyeahifightlikeagirl]

For those who would ever need it. -C

[rapeculturerealities]

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

[directorlazard-deactivated20171]

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.

[newtie-sangster]

I dont know how many of u have noticed, but I haven't been at all active recently, and that is because I'm in quite a dark place at the moment, and struggling to get through, sorry xxx

[pulpfanfiction]

[thoracs]

[gloctary-blog]

[pulpfanfiction]

you did it

you win the award for best addition to my post

[cremblr]

i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this

[cacilieblaas]

i tried and i failed

[delightfully-derranged]

tonystarksnipples:

i cant breathe.

[thedoctor-and-his-trolls]

send help. dying

[kaieraai]

“I am the snake in my boot”

[such-a-betch]

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR SO LONG!

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[graceburgess]

A boy who made all the wrong choices.

[dianaofthemyscira]

You’re in so much trouble!

[newtie-sangster]

Can became Kodak 2% child because of his name, Kodak the camera and 2% milk

Thank u kind anon💗