Chasing Fantasy

Hey there. I am Shae. Female, Australian, Hufflepuff + Thunderbird. Loving Newt Scamander and Tina Goldstein. Everything will be tagged accordingly (I'll get around to editing my blog eventually)

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea bcos you were young and you didnt understand why people would be mean to you when you didnt do anything wrong. 

[sumersprkl]

I spent a lot of my childhood in a constant state of “this is a trap but I don’t know how”

[marril96]

This stayed with me. Sometimes when people are nice to me, I still think they have bad intentions.

[brmanso27]

Humans are awesome

[alexfromawen]

I say things like “I’m not interested in sports” I really have to give a caveat to explain I really mean “sportsball”, those mass media team sporting events that lead to white privilege riots and fill the pockets of millionaires and billionaires. Because this? This is incredible, just the athleticism, what bodies can do, female, male, young or adult, differently abled…just awesome.

[deathtokillian]

^^^^

[wrinchester]

for i can’t help falling in love with you.

[textsfromnewtscase]

(571):How dare you. IDK what you called me and neither does Google translate BUT YOU BETTER TAKE IT BACK

[theredmaynefiles]

“So one of the wonderful thing about J.K. Rowling’s scripts is the dialogue is not only wonderful, but the description in between is so intricate & detailed. And there was a scene that just goes umm… ‘Newt performs mating dance.’ And I was just reading ‘oh, Newt performs mating dance’…. two words have never filled me with so much sweat!”  - Eddie 

Eddie on The Tonight Show, November 2016 - where he not only told Jimmy Fallon how he came up with the mating dance, but even taught him how to do it. (because you never know when Jimmy Fallon may need to entice a horny erumpet) . He also (according to a later interview) managed to injure his groin for the third time… ouch! And… my favorite part was after the dance lesson, when Eddie mimed shooting himself… yeah, no embarrassment there at all! 😆

(Sceens & gifs by me, video is here. )

[debbie-sketch]

Hogwarts Houses common rooms in Halloween season 

[rob-pattinson]

Eddie Redmayne filming ‘Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald’ on November 19, 2017 in London, England.

[dat-imagine-tho]

I HATE SNAPE BECAUSE…

Remember that time when Snape erased what was on the board before Harry and Ron could finish writing

Remember when Snape snapped at Dean saying that “The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do.”

Remember when Hermione failed her O.W.L’s because Snape didn’t teach to the curriculum because they should’ve learnt that last year so he’ll just skip over it

Remember when Snape wouldn’t let Neville go to the toilet because he asked “Can I go to the toilet?” And Snape replied, “I don’t know, can you?” And Neville had an extinential crisis and developed a lifelong phobia of toilets

Or that time when Seamus asked to go to the toilet and Snape said “No, because too many people have already gone.”

Remember when Snape gave a 15 minute speech about not wasting time

Remember when Snape told everyone to put their quills down and then later demanded why they hadn’t finished copying from the board

Remember when Snape failed Harry because Harry didn’t use the right 2B quill

Remember when Snape marked Ron incorrect on a multiple choice because although B was correct, A was more correct

Man I hate that guy

[sarahthehappygiraffe]

Headcanon that the most important job as a Hufflepuff prefect is to read stories to the first year Hufflepuffs on their first night at Hogwarts. Even if the first year students, eager to appear cool, does not admit they like it, it stills makes them fall to sleep easier; after all, it’s so much cosier to fall to sleep to soft voice of someone telling the Tales of Beedle the Bard than to the uncanny whispers of an ancient, mysterious castle telling the stories of all the battles fought and all the lives lost.

[dailywizardwheezes]

“Well, you’re expelling us aren’t you?“ said Ron. “Not today, Mr. Weasley.” Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled.

[elenianz-deactivated20200816]

when dumbledore tells you “sometimes we sort too soon”

[dat-imagine-tho]

This will never not be funny!

[shannsleeve]

Fantastic Headcanons: I

The case of beasts always finds a way of disappearing when Tina and Newt pop over to visit Queenie and Jacob. Newt adamantly swears he’s only just put it down a moment ago while Tina looks on with frustration and a hint of panic.

[teacup-occamy]

“What, you think it just sprouted legs and walked away?!”

“Well, you have to admit it’s not out of the realm of possibility, all things considered.” Newt smiled weakly, eyes darting around the small living room for any signs of his erstwhile case as he pulled out his wand.

Tina let out a groan of frustration and pinched the bridge of her nose. She stood resolutely in the center of the room, counting to 10 as she waited for Newt to remember the tracking spell he’d placed on the luggage shortly after the incident in New York.

15 minutes later they found themselves in the doorway of the nursery Queenie had meticulously set up for her first child. Dougal stood perched on the crib, one hand clutching the case’s handle, the other stroking the sleeping babe’s forehead.

“I guess Dougal wanted to meet the baby, too,” Tina whispered, softening a little. Newt chuckled quietly.

“Happy anniversary?” Tina glared up at him.

“That’s in two weeks and had better not involve missing cases or you will be sleeping in it once we find it.”

Newt kissed her cheek. “Yes, dear. Ahhh, Dougal, no, human children shouldn’t eat cockroaches!”

They both surged forward as Queenie came skittering in, hearing their alarm.

[textsfromnewtscase]

(585): Are you saying I’m your favorite hot mess? (716): I’m actually my favorite my hot mess, but you’re a close second.

[reignofthedark]

Severus Snape

[sydsketch]

drew some small goldsteins for a cool anon!

[romyjones]

[hokorii]

Porpentina //