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(716):just took a shot of real whiskey…I forgot what it’s like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.

#fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbawtft

(301): I should stop using 'Braveheart would do it' as a basis for decision making...

(601): You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion

#ezra miller #credence barebone #percival graves #colin farrell #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbawtft

(703):

FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.

#eddie redmayne #newt scamander #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbawtft

(748): My last google search is how to build a flame thrower.

#katherine waterston #tina goldstein #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbawtft

(954): Can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?

#alison sudol #dan fogler #queenie goldstein #jacob kowalski #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbawtft

(814): I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is.

#jacob kowalski #dan fogler #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbawtft

(510):

On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now

#dan fogler #jacob kowalski #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbawtft

(615): I just woke up and checked my email, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd like to know.

#gellert grindelwald #johnny depp #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbawtft

(615):

Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.

#nicolas flamel #crimes of grindelwald #fbawtft: tcog #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbawtft

(+44):

You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry

(1+44):

I wondered why I slept in the front room

#nagini #claudia kim #ezra miller #credence barebone #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbawtft

(303):

"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"

#nagini #claudia kim #ezra miller #credence barebone #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbawtft

(715):

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

#crimes of grindelwald #fbawtft: tcog #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbawtft

(608):

Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?

#zoe kravitz #eddie redmayne #newt scamander #leta lestrange #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbawtft #theseus scamander

(631):

the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality

#zoe kravitz #johnny depp #gellert grindelwald #leta lestrange #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbawtft

(818):

Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.

#johnny depp #gellert grindelwald #crimes of grindelwald #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbawtft

(704):

Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life

#jacob kowalski #dan fogler #crimes of grindelwald #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbawtft

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