Just a silly goober

I'm SO normal about robots and machines please come closer, please please please please please please please-

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🦎WELCOME TO MY BLOG OF SILLIES AND INSANITY!🦎

↝ me names NEWT 🦎 and i love anything and everything machines!!

↝ i use THEY/THEM and IT/IT'S ‼️

↝ i'm an adult!! If you're THAT nosy 💀

↝ i enjoy to SPAM LIKE & REBLOG because I am a Silly Little Guy ‼️ BE WARNED ‼️

↝ my favorite bands are Daft Punk!! 💿📀 and TWRP!!🪩

↝ i always try to keep my tags organized, but apolo-bees if i ever slip up!!

↝ VERY IMPORTANT. IF YOU HAVE A BLANK BLOG I WILL BLOCK YOU!! I THINK YOU ARE A BOT, I'M SORRY IF I GET THAT WRONG..

Below are some of my GOOBERTASTIC friends that I think you should follow !!

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‼️ @sushirens (AN OLD FRIEND OF MY OLD XBFAM DAYS!)

‼️ @mawofthemagnetar (WRITES AMAZING FANWORKS AND IS ALSO A FRIEND OF MY XBFAM DAYS!)

‼️ @clowndolly64 (A MUTUAL WHO POSTS IN VERY SIMILAR FANDOMS AND CONTINUES TO SUPPORT ME!)

‼️ @clumsyhusky06 (MY BELOVED POOKIE, MY GOOBER AND OTHER BRAIN CELL <3 )

‼️ @clumsy-mudpuppy (HUSKYS COOL AND EPIC ART BLOG!!)

‼️ @scrunklynrabid (MY OTHER, OTHER BRAIN CELL POOKIE! DRAWS AMAZING DAFT PUNK ARTWORK!!)

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i have many links to other socials!! Here they are down below!!

KO-FI <- (FOR SUPPORTING ME DIRECTLY!! AND COMMS!)

ARTFIGHT <- (ADD ME ON ARTFIGHT!!)

STRAWPAGE <- (THIS LINKS TO ALL MY SOCIALS!!)

DAFT PUNK ASKBLOG <- (ASK BLOG ALL ABOUT OUR FAVE DUO)

( PS, IF YOU WANT TO LEARN ALL THE FANDOMS I'M IN- TAKE A PEEK AT THE STRAWPAGE ;] )

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Blonde Addison Part 2

Part 1 ↻ ◁ || ▷ ↺ Part 3

Theeeee fumbler

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Blonde Addison Part 1

It’s been a while since I’ve tried my hand at writing a Spamtenna reconciliation, and I wanted to explore a bunch of different little things about them that’d make it so difficult, so here we go! This is gonna be a long one over a few parts.

-> This takes place during chapter 5 when Tenna is up to his antics with the Addisons and the Spamcannon.

This is Part 1 ↻ ◁ || ▷ ↺ Part 2

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^ Spam in his stupid disguise

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No Strings Attached Bonus Art

(+ that one bonus extra evil part of the last update)

His veils………..

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No Strings Attached Part 15

Part 14 ↻ ◁ || ▷ ↺ Part 16

A distraction?

[lichfucker]

y'all are so lucky I decided to just block this motherfucker instead of going off at 4:30 am because people are misusing alt text again

[lichfucker]

alt text is not the place for paratextual jokes. alt text is not the place for soliloquies and asides and confessions. alt text is not the place for secret tangential conversations between author and reader. alt text is not the place for easter eggs. alt text is not the place for paragraph-long existential rambles that include lines like "did you come to the transcript looking for answers? I don't have any answers" and "I've lost the thread of what's happening in [the image I'm supposed to be describing]."

alt text is an accessibility tool. use it like one.

[plain text: alt text is an accessibility tool. use it like one.]

[fidgetyhands]

The best advice I've heard for people who aren't sure what to put in alt text is to pretend you're describing the image to your friend who can't come look at it right now. They're driving or stuck at the sink washing dishes or lying down with a headache or whatever, but you want to share with them, so you describe it:

"A photo of a very small gray dog with a rainbow bowtie. It's so cute!"

"A cartoon of three people sitting on a fence above flood water. They all look angry. The one in the middle is saying 'You had to go and open the box labeled Do Not Open'."

"A drawing of a really peaceful stream in a forest. It's pretty and calm."

"A political cartoon where the Statue of Liberty has an under-construction sign up and someone has put copyediting marks all through her poem to change it from welcoming immigrants to telling immigrants to push off."

[robotswithadhd]

had a dream telltale came out of bankruptcy for 5 minutes to update minecraft story mode and all they added was “apple armour” to the section where you can choose your own armour and it was just a watermarked png of an apple and if you chose it everyone would immediately agree to kill you and you would get a game over screen

recreation of what it looked like

[recreationaldivorce]

9am: i can't wait till bedtime

10pm: i have always wanted to write my own operating system

[rslashrats]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you can only wear this for the rest of your life!

How bad is it?

its okay somehow

It'll be embarrassing but I can try

bad.

VERY BAD.

results/other

Remaining time: 6 days 44 minutes

[gayvampyr]

i genuinely just don’t think people who don’t want to drive should have to. i think driving should be optional and it’s weird that we pressure people who are uncomfortable with it into doing it

[gayvampyr]

you know who we should make operate a 4000 pound machine that goes 80 miles an hour? people who are really anxious about it

[kaboomworks]

🏝️ ; tomodachi life gm08 !

he’s so silly c:

[kaboomworks]

I think he’s ok ❤️

so stupid

[cyber0ma]

thinking about their grand prix outfits

[moldri]

[orangeocelotmartyn]

xB: Oh, someone said, "Hi stinky Roman." I think they were talking to you. Keralis: (laughs, xB joining in) Watch your mouth. xB: Look, he goes to the communal baths like every month. So, like, leave him alone. Keralis: (through laughter) Every month? (xB giggles) I'm there daily. xB: (through laughter) That's what they did back then. Keralis: That's right-- xB: It was like a once a month thing. Keralis: No I--I own one. Well, I haven't built it yet. But I will build one. Mhm! And I will start every single episode in my communal bath. xB: (trying not to laugh, echoing Keralis) You'll start every single episode in your communal bath? Keralis: Mhm! xB: But who are you gonna be communing with? It's just you. Keralis: (laughs) You can join. (xB begins giggling) Rawr. xB: Are you gonna be doing some self-communing? Keralis: (laughs) Yeah. xB: (through laughter) I don't think people wanna see that, Keralis. Keralis: (laughs) How do you know? xB: Uh, I just, I kinda know, yeah.

[fei-scribbles]

me when i hermit my craft