Stealin' Forks and Stuff

Newt, 32 Wayward odd  artist thing. I don't have a queue, so it's nothing or everything on any given day. Warning for body horror, unreality, blood, and drugs. he/him

[antichrister]

having fun removing uneven textures on your skin will lead to more fun textures on your skin to remove :) but watch out (vicious cycle)

[thebramblewood]

🚨 IF YOU SEE THIS POST, DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK!!! 🚨

Probably goes without saying, but I just got tagged in the comments. Be safe out there!

[the-future-is-chrome]

irreversible damage? damn, i sure hope it is! (if you need context or an explanation i made one under the cut)

this art piece is based on the cover of the book "irreversible damage" by a terf named abigail shrier. the book is a transphobic shit show that fearmongers about transitioning, specifically for transmascs and trans people afab. i made this art to be a subversion of the book cover by showing the girl as a happy and fulfilled trans man. the phrase "damn, i sure hope it is!" refers to the "irreversible" part of the book title and how a trans person would want their transition to be irreversible

[ordheist]

pestilence knight

[saewokhrisz]

RELIC MALFUNCTION DETECTED

[feefal]

pH balance in your mouth, and how it affects your teeth! Inspired by my dentist scolding me for my daily energi drink consumption, cause it’s apparently detrimental to the health of my enamel… whatever that means

why does battery acid have to taste so good…

[theveryworstthing]

Slug Steppers 🐾

they are leaving little goopy footprints all over the walkway in your garden.

[theveryworstthing]

Slug Steppers 🐾

they are leaving little goopy footprints all over the walkway in your garden.

[m0mspc]

old sparkledogs and cat ocs in the files of old computers. wings extended forever in flight, tears frozen on their face from an event in a backstory long forgotten

the drawings made of others characters, in folders on a forgotten friend's computer, forever visiting, immortalized in drawings of silly inside jokes and gift-giving between amateurly-drawn colorful animals

a colorful cast, lined up in a row in a half-finished microsoft paint bitmap–smiling faces filled only most-of-the-way with the fill bucket tool. the comic text says "happy birthday!!!" the drawing was never finished, the gift was never sent. its they've been their birthday for 13 years in their eyes and they've never stopped smiling

colors paint-bucket-filled into downloaded free bases–folders of which still sit unused, waiting to spark new ideas, in a long-forgotten folder. most of them the well-known default colors until their artist realized how to use the custom color button

forever in a looping animation, only a third of the way finished–the artist wanted to animate like they saw online, those four frames probably took them weeks of frustration before the project was dropped–but their character is still running, for the rest of time, at 3 frames per second

[cr4yolapc]

the story behind this drawing, btw

[randomalistic]

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[loveridden1999]

remember remember

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

[dracofelis]

artfight attack for my pal @pigeon-latte !!

[vulturereyy]

Help Rey finally get out of Florida!

I wish I knew how to start this, but I don't. So here goes nothing ^^'

After being born and raised here, and living in FL all 27 years of my life, I finally have the chance to leave. I can honestly no longer afford to live in my home state, and the culture shift that has taken place over the past five years has destroyed my love and safety for her as a visibly queer person. I am moving to Illinois with a very wonderful friend, and will officially be out of state on July 21st!

The cost to move things, however, has been astronomical. Ironically doing the pod method was cheaper than a truck, but it is still... yowza!

I feel very guilty asking for help over what is objectively a good thing for me, but with my work hours being cut, my credit card bills being very high after struggling through 6 months of unemployment, and me getting run off the road on my scooter and breaking it which I was going to try and sell for some cash... really put a dent in my ability to save up.

Any money I get from this will go straight to my uhaul payment, and any money after will go to my half of rent and the security deposit. I do have a job lined up when I get to Illinois but this bill needs to be paid before then. We will be doing a meandery road trip to get up to Illinois to buy time for my stuff to arrive, but we will be keeping it cheap as we can, and none of the money I get from this will go to that. Only essentials.

If you'd like to donate directly, you can use https://ko-fi.com/vulturereyy or my vnmo/cshpp are both Vulturereyy.

If you'd like to help and get some cute coasters, I make chickens and flowers you can buy here! https://sleepyskimmerco.bigcartel.com/

Thank you for the help!!

[vulturereyy]

Thank you everyone who has given to me so far!! I'm a little under 25% of the way for the uhaul payment <3

[lupusbaby]

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

[goth-princess-gwennie]

Forgive me if this is inappropriate but

So are

colostomy bags

Diapers

insulin pumps

Oxygen systems

Braces

[cuntpunkop-ed]

catheters

rollators

hearing aids

compression garments

prosthetics

FREEDOM AIDS

[seraph1c-mo0n]

- canes

- service animals

- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders

- wheelchair attachments

- fidgets

IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL

BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY DISABLED AND TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE AND TIME YOU NEED!!!!!

[deadpowol]

[bleatnik]

Art fight attack for SalamiLlama

[strangely-named-dragons-blog]

submitted by antifeature

[shaniae-rising]

What year is this

[kazooz]

There’s so much more going on with this picture and it’s making me absolutely flip my lid over just how ridiculous it is. So this is from the game “Flight Rising,” which is basically a really cool and on-going virtual pet game that’s basically Neopets, but with DRAGONS. It’s pretty neat. The highlight of this game is that the dragons are all customizable, have their own unique set of genes, and there’s also a breeding aspect. Depending on the type of dragon, there’s a different “cool-down time” in which you can breed these dragons, which can range waiting anywhere between 15 to 35 consecutive days. REAL LIFE DAYS. You can’t manually adjust the clock on your computer to accomplish this, only old-fashioned waiting will count. On top of that, you have to manually click an “incubate” button on the brooding dragon’s nest 5 days in a row in order to successfully hatch a nest of eggs on the sixth day. And depending on the type of dragons you breed, you might only get 1-5 eggs, with a maximum cap of 4 eggs per clutch if the mating dragons are of the same breed. Getting 5 eggs in a single clutch is so uncommon, that there’s even an in-game achievement for it.

And this is the thing that gets me: all of these dragons are offspring from the same parent dragon, so in order to accomplish this, they not only had to write all of the lyrics in the song correctly AND assign the correct lyrics to each individual dragon baby based on hatching order, they also had to potentially WAIT upwards of an ENTIRE MONTH OR MORE between *each and every* hatching, in small batches of 1-5 dragons AT A TIME, in order to write the full lyrics. The amount of patience and sheer dedication to perfectly execute something of this precise level is absolutely phenomenal. ALL OF THIS, FOR A FUNNY SONG ABOUT LLAMAS FROM A SILLY, ANCIENT FLASH VIDEO FROM THE VINTAGE YEAR OF 2004 DEVIANTART MEMES.

Just… bless the internet.

[vaiyamagic]

I just searched for one of these dragons and found out the parents’ names are AlbinoBlackSheep and Newgrounds!!

[vaiyamagic]

I was thinking about this again, because it’s so funny and so stupid, I love it.

Anyway, the breeding cooldown for the parents is 15 days, so it’s the shortest cooldown they can have, and the dragons are different breeds, so the 5 egg nest is possible. All of the children on this list have been exalted, which essentially means they’ve been taken out of the game, no one can own them anymore, so they can never be renamed, and the list remains pure.