hold the line

don't give up, skeleton

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Wait, it's a sex thing? I've always assumed it was a supervillain giving his henchman orders to destroy the lithe young hero invading his evil lair.

[hobbular]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes exactly!

[snailfarts]

[bird-bat]

alice auaa ad i awkwardly cropped from a screenshot because its not supposed to be reposted but i really love it and want someone to see it this is the original in its full glory  so go look at that yes

[rosieandthemoon]

13th century mosaic art

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

[pc98-rom]

Gus, 2007

[xanaxfarts]

Sailor Moon Skylines

[thesoph]

What you mean no

[enoki00]

[tooies]

yeah if you eat a berry then you can gain the properties of the berry

[heartpeacenquiet]

[professorsparklepants]

It is still sooooooo fucking funny that tumblr, the "fuck that old man" website, the villain apologist website, AND the paranormal boyfriend website read Dracula and went "Count Dracula sucks, we hate this dude." Planetary alignment levels of unlikely.

[gifsfromthecrows]

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[luckyyyyyyyyyyyy]

[ravenstagged]

I’m not usually one to add to posts but I need everyone to see OP’s hand for scale

[volatilevale]

the hottest women you know are living in extremely concerning conditions

[pmd-stardust]

get in babe we're 30 year old women we're having formative experiences that our teenage years denied us

[kosmogrl]