Neysensio

A little bit of neymar and a little bit of asensio then a pinch of pichabros on the side 

[lyann94]

« It only proves that he is a man like any other. He’s just like us: he has two arms, two legs, a heart so he can be affected by all of the critics aimed at him. From the outside he gives off a certain vibe like he doesn’t seem to be affected. But when you’re on the inside he opens up to you, he shows he’s normal. He is so strong on the field you’d think he’d be as strong off of it. But off the field he’s just normal.

Kylian Mbappé about Neymar and his press conference in Téléfoot this Sunday.

I can’t say how much I love this boy for defending Neymar. From the fact that he says Neymar is acting like an older brother to that quote just speaks of how appreciated Neymar is.

Thank you Kylian ❤️❤️

[neysensio-blog]

Let the speculation begin 👀

[cherryscentedlube]

hey, you.

hey, yes, i’m talking to you. i know you’re probably scrolling right now but this post wont take too long to read.

i just wanted to give you a quick reminder that you’re beautiful. yes, i know what you’re thinking, wow what an idiot they cant even see me, but that isn’t the case.

regardless of your looks, how long your hair is, how white your teeth are, how skinny you are, how tall you are, the colour of your skin, how big your butt is, you are beautiful. because you’ve made it this far. you have gotten through every fucking day in this shitty universe, and you are here right now, looking at this post. you have survived heartbreak, sadness, loneliness, trauma, and just all the general ups and down of life, and you are alive right now to tell the tale of it. you’ve pushed on through everything.

sometimes it doesn’t seem like it’s worth it, like you’re worth it, but you are. one day, that’ll make sense. you’ll be sitting somewhere nice, watching something, maybe someone, and you’ll remember all of the things you had to get through, and it’ll all make sense. 

congratulate yourself on getting this far. it’s a big thing, yet you’ve done it. if you ever feel like you aren’t worth it, i want you to know that it’s all going to be okay. you impact so many people’s lives, and you are some people’s entire worlds. people love you, they look up to you, they admire you. don’t give anyone the ‘life would go on without me’ excuse, because you know it wouldn’t. no one recovers from that.

you, my friend, are beautiful. dont you dare ever forget it.

[neysensio-blog]

‼️Attention‼️

We👏don’t👏want👏or👏need 👏a 👏13 👏reasons 👏why 👏season 👏2

[lane-switch-dolan-deactivated20]

BLESS UP! I said I was only making that one post about Jack Dail but I feel the fandom needs to see this rn.

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me reading kelly’s instagram posts: I love you so much and I’d pluck the stars from the sky if it would make you happy and you deserve everything good in the world and I would never let any harm come to y

[skunkandburningtires]

Rian Johnson, director of Star Wars: The Last Jedi, claps back.

[partybottom]

your life is worth living even if you’re “not doing anything”

your life is worth living even if you are “letting life pass you by”

your life is worth living even if you stay in bed all day every day watching netflix

you don’t have to be big, beloved, important, beautiful, wealthy or famous

there is dignity in just being

it is ok to be

you merely have to be

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[cardiiib]

How Cardi b apologised to Offset

[ahhthelegend]

GIIRRRLLLL 💀💀💀💀

[tk40seven-deactivated20181215]

LMAOOO CARDI MY HERO

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s almost as if Hugh Hefner was projecting a force-field that protected creepy famous men, and with his death they were suddenly exposed.

[hgamesfan]

Harvey Weinstein called ‘Captain America’s Hayley Atwell ‘a fat pig’

Hurricane Harvey’s gusts strengthened to a Category 5 scandal during the weekend as movie mogul Harvey Weinstein’s closest advisers and colleagues jumped ship, public outrage swelled and new allega…

In that same year, he also traveled to the English countryside to visit the set of “Brideshead Revisited,” an adaptation of Evelyn Waugh’s classic novel about sexual mores and a golden age of aristocracy on the eve of World War II. Miramax, his first company, which he started with his brother Bob in 1979, was in negotiations to distribute the film in North America.

During a break in the filming, the brash Hollywood powerbroker behind such blockbusters as “The English Patient” and “The Crying Game” walked over to Hayley Atwell, a then-24-year-old British-American actress who was playing Julia Flyte in the movie. Weinstein started flirting with the actress, who was clearly nervous, starring in one of her first major roles.

At lunch, Weinstein sat with the cast and crew, and told Atwell to watch what she was eating, explaining that he had just come from watching that morning’s filming and he didn’t like what he saw, a film-industry source told The Post

“You look like a fat pig on screen,” said Weinstein, who had just come from watching the dailies. “Stop eating so much.”

When Atwell told her Oscar-winning co-star Emma Thompson that the Miramax head ordered her to go on a diet, Thompson flipped. She took Weinstein aside and threatened to quit if he forced Atwell or any other woman on set to go on a diet.t

“Emma called Harvey out for being a misogynist and a bully and really gave him a hard time,” the source said. Weinstein backed down.

[realmadridlocavictoria]

Isco Junior playing with uncle Marco and Alvaro during the training session of Spain National Team at La Rosaleda Stadium in Malaga on November 10, 2017 ❤️

[adeles]

“It’s about family… and that’s what’s so powerful about it.” - Carrie Fisher  Star Wars: The Last Jedi Behind The Scenes

[sleemo]

A NEW HOPE

Kelly Marie Tran explores a galaxy far, far away. —Elle Canada, Dec 2017

I’m on hold for a few minutes as I wait for a publicist to patch my call through to Kelly Marie Tran; the music playing is “How Far I’ll Go” from Moana—an unusually stirring (but very Disney) detail. Turns out, she’s hearing the same thing.

“I literally laughed so hard listening to that,” says Tran after we connect, still giggling. She then confesses that the animated hit featured heavily on her playlist a few months ago, although she’s more into the Dear Evan Hansen Broadway cast recording these days.

Tran’s name might not be immediately familiar to you, but just wait for December 15. That’s when the latest instalment of the Star Wars franchise, Star Wars: The Last Jedi, hits theatres and when Tran, a Vietnamese-American, will make history as the first major character played by an Asian woman in the saga. Although details about her character, Rose Tico, have been guarded more tightly than an Imperial Prison, we do know this: She’s a resistance fighter/mechanic who befriends John Boyega’s ex-stormtrooper turned galaxy saver. Rose is also described as a bit of a “nobody,” which could apply to Tran herself—before this, the San Diego native’s biggest onscreen credits were some videos for CollegeHumor.

That’s why the Moana “on hold” music feels eerily on point: This is kind of Tran’s standing-on-the-beach-looking- out-at-the-wide-ocean moment, and this 28-year-old is embracing it with joy, gusto and intelligent good humour that feel very Disney princess like…circa 2017.

Were you brought up on Star Wars? “No, I wasn’t! I think that not seeing the movies actually helped me. I could take myself out of the situation when I was auditioning and create the character. Once I got the part, I watched all of the movies, read as much as I could and went on all of the message boards.”

What dark corners of the Internet did that take you to? “I was everywhere. I’ve been on Reddit and Making Star Wars [a mega-fan website], and I saw Twitter accounts created by people so that they can tweet one another and role-play as the characters. I love it. I’m aging myself, but I wish Twitter had been around when I was 10 so I could have done things like that. But it has been so cool to see pictures and things coming out in the press and everyone trying to figure out what this or that means. It’s really interesting!”

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[hashtagloveloses]

god tier concept: rian johnson hands the next two movies in his new trilogy to taika waititi and ava duvernay

[chandrilasky-deactivated2018052]

You know awhile ago when Rian instagrammed that poster of Kylo and called him “sweetheart” I genuinely thought it was tongue-in-cheek.

Here we are months later and I am pretty sure he was dead serious.