ney

she/her // 23 // 🦈 // 18+, minors dni // i came, i saw, i made it awkward

[neyswxrld]

hello there! my name is ney and i write some small fics in my freetime! i don't have a special schedule and only write when i'm up to it or have time. i also won't be writing smut.

if you want to be tagged in my posts, please let me know, for example via dm, comment or ask!

another addition: english isn't my mother tongue, so sorry for misspellings!

enjoy the ride!

THE BAD BATCH

Wrecker

a tooka for wrecker || no pairing

moments like these (fireworks) || x fem!reader

butterflies in your chest || x reader

weightless || no pairing

Echo

meeting the family || x gn!reader, 1st person

Tech

not bad at all || x gn!reader

SUMMER OF BAD BATCH 2014 MASTERLIST

OTHER CLONES

All I want for Christmas... || Avdent Calendar: small fics with different clones!

eternity || Fives x reader, 1st person [part of pineapples halloweenparty 2023]

familiar faces || Reece x gn!reader

"FAN ART" & OTHER STUFF

valentine's day surprise

oc heliv & making of || 3D character / togruta oc

lumina & shop || 3D character & environment

the bad batch painting

downtime with heliv and ney [submission for isthereanechoinhere96's 400 follower celebration]

the tramp stamp || Hunter & Wrecker lego comic [prize for isthereanechoinhere96's 400 follower celebration]

a day at the lake || Wrecker lego photography

swimming and camping prohibited || Wrecker lego photography

[todoga]

Lil illustration for a wonderful fic Change your win conditions

[swagsmeister]

hollanov grocery run

[drawballa]

1:24 AM 🌙

[bad3idea3]

So after Shane leaves the Metros, the team starts sending out Hayden Pike to do press to cover their asses and keep their more asshole-ish players from saying slurs in front of reporters.

After one inconsequential game, a reporter asks about what Coach Theriault and Hayden think of the future of hockey with their former star player playing with his husband. Theriault says some shitty PR nothing answer laced with so much disdain that Hayden just. can't. take. anymore.

Obviously his team wants him to shit-talk his best friend and de facto brother-in-law who happen to be playing the best hockey of a generation (he will never let Ilya know he thinks this). The reporter obviously is chomping at the bit for a "dissension in the locker room" story that will make his life even more miserable. So, fuck the both of them.

"and how about you Hayden, what do you think about the future of hockey with Hollander and Rozanov?"

"Well, I think they should get on having kids, like surrogacy or adoption of something"

Dead silence, the reporter blinks in confusion. He can feel the glare coming off Theriault burning into the side of his face. He doesn’t turn his head and blithely goes on.

“Yeah, specifically 3 girls. I have 3 girls so if they have 3 girls, we’d have a whole hockey team to start in the pee-wees and get to the PWHL. My Ruby would obviously be a defender. She’d spend her whole life in the box, but she'd be such a good enforcer, especially if she was playing with her sisters.  Jade is sneaky fast, so forward for her. And I know Amber is a baby, but I swear she’s got goalie eyes. My son Arthur is already the peacemaker of the family, so Uncle Shane could start training him up on all the rules so he can be our ref. But Shane and Ilya would have to get themselves another defender and a right or left wing with a center. Yep, that’s the future in hockey I’d love to see with Hollander and Rozanov”

Thus Hayden makes headlines bigger than any other time in his whole career. His time in the locker room does get shittier, but it’s all worth it for the call from Shane telling him that Ilya loved his vision of the future so much he cried looking at baby girl names online and researching PWHL teams.

[drawballa]

Sleepy boys 💤

[tellmealittlelie]

Dangling Hockey Boys: Tutorial

Here are the steps to create your very own dangling hockey boy!

Print out the templates. The size you print them from the document should be nice; however, if you want it larger or smaller, make the adjustments now :)

2. Colour in the templates! (Don't forget to colour the ears and the t-shirt behind their heads - like I did the first time lol)

3. Add tape to either side of the paper (both on the back and front) to reinforce. Make sure to use transparent tape and take your time to avoid any air pockets. Then cut out the templates!

4. Find a piece of paper (there should be leftover on the bottom of the printer paper they were printed on). Cut a thin strip, approximately as wide as shown below. It doesn't (and shouldn't) be very long as it will be rolled up later.

5. Make small cylinders with the rolled-up pieces of paper. Use a long piece of tape to wrap around it completely and, if possible, keep one side long as shown in the second image.

Pro tip: Make sure the tape stays as smooth as possible, or the sway of the legs will be more difficult later.

6. Cut the tape that is on the far end in two. Using this, split it open and place it on the head portion near where the neck would be. Once stuck, take two more pieces of tape to stick down the other two sides (ie, South and North or East and West sides of the cylinder).

7. Cut out a small hole in the neck (where the black dot was); you might need to make it a bit larger to facilitate an easier swing. Slide the leg portion onto the cylinder. Make sure you like the positioning before continuing.

At this time, cut the cylinder shorter if needed.

8. Cut out a small circle out of paper that is larger than the cylinder to make a stop. Add pieces of tape to the opposite end of the cylinder (the opposite of what we did last time to attach the cylinder to the head portion).

9. Congrats! You can now do something similar with the hockey stick or just tape it on like I did!

Please let me know how it went if you ended up making one!!

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Templates:

Shane Hollander

Ilya Rozanov

Hockey Sticks

Masterlist

Heated Rivalry Dangling Charms!

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As always: Based on TikTok's sopha_de_la_sopha's COD Dangling Characters

[kobrafangs]

1 like = 1 baby they will have

[myrows]

Hollanov as Satosugu because I say so

[mina-logan]

Puppies and some quick fanart for The Long Game

💕 🐶

[gloryhollanovjah]

So endeared and amused by the way Ilya moves his hand from Shane's ass to his waist when he sees David in the house. Man really locks eyes with his future in-law and doesn't startle or jump back with his hands in the air or anything but instead is just like why yes I do have my hands on your son and I will continue to have my hands on your son at all times whenever possible I know he's about to need me in this moment and I am ready and holding onto him and not going anywhere

....however I will move my hand to a more respectable location on said son

[hollanoveau]

man. ilya is fine and fun and Mostly Okay until one day the chain on his necklace breaks and he doesn’t notice until the next time he reaches for the crucifix and it’s gone. he never takes it off. where the fuck is it. where did it go. no no no no that’s mama’s necklace he can’t lose that what the fuck what the fuck

and then he’s panic crying and he and shane have to tear the house apart looking for it and he’s about to start taking their fucking plumbing apart to make sure it didn’t go down a drain or hire a navy seals team to dive to the bottom of the lake looking for it when shane finds it under the bed and ilya is so relieved he almost passes out. cue a long evening of soothing and crying and googling “unbreakable necklace chains” bc this can never happen again or Else

[hrgifs]

At the end, Connor takes a shower, he comes back into bed and he says, “You killed me, Hollander. I’m dead.” And [looking to Connor] you touch his face, and you kiss him—do you remember this? After the first take, I was like, “You can’t be nice to him after that; you have to get uncomfortable.” But then that puppy-dog look, he was like, “Look, he’s being so nice to me!” And I was like, “I know, but it’s episode two, so we have to remember this can’t end—you have to get freaked out by this.” He was being too loving. We have places to go with this still. — Jacob Tierney via Queerty

[penandinkprincess]

i know that ilya's ass is SO dramatic about getting his goodbye kisses after he and shane are together

shane forgets because he's running late for a meeting one day and has to rush out of the door, and he then arrives at the studio for the photoshoot he has booked to see a text from ilya with three different headstone styles with "one of these, i think"

and is just "for?? what??"

"when i am dead from broken heart because my husband does not love me anymore and does not kiss me before i will not see him for twenty years"

"ilya, i will be home in like four hours"

*pictures of two different casket models* "i am thinking the darker wood one, but perhaps that is too nice for your taste now that you do not love me anymore. perhaps you will bury me in cardboard shoe box like sad, dead hamster."

[omgshesblowinbubbles]

What Ilya saw through that peephole 😭

[brownbitchshit]

I think we as a fandom don't talk about enough how Ilya is a lover but Shane is a protector! Like yes they both are Loverboys and carers but Shane is ferally protective of Ilya since day 1.

Ilya couldn’t understand what the reporter is saying, Shane stepped up to answer for him.

He felt something was off with Ilya in Sochi, kept checking up on him.

After Sochi when Shane realized how dangerous Russia is for Ilya, he tried to convince Ilya to not go back by asking if it's safe, if he has to go back.

When Ilya opened up about his father, Shane climbed up on his lap and hugged him. In that entire episode he kept checking up on Ilya to see if he is okay, if everything back home is okay.

When they get to the cottage, Shane is taking his bag, making his food, making sure he is taken care of. When Ilya talks about the danger of having a Russian passport and marrying Svetlana, Shane is the one who stays up all night to make them 10 years plan.

When his mom questions Ilya's loyalty to Boston Shane defends him.

This isnt the end. In TLG, Shane defends Ilya to Hayden and JJ.

When the near plane crash happens Shane proposes to show Ilya that he is 100% sure about them.

Most importantly when the Commissioner threatens Ilya and Shane to destroy their career, Shane snaps and says he chooses Ilya.

Shane is constantly making sure of Ilya's wellbeing, planning things for him, defending and choosing him everytime. Ilya is 100% Shane's baby and Shane is an overprotective mother hen which I think is beautiful.

[katycat612]