Clueless in Carmel

[busket]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

[daily-reminders-that-ur-enough]

You deserve to be in a place that feels like home. You deserve safety and comfort.

[beardedmrbean]

I still think this is a acceptable way to do it

[spookylittlemegan]

We're back baby!

I joined Tumblr around 2009 and officially logged off in 2019 but with TikTok getting banned in the US, super happy fun times over here, I decided to join back into the chaos.

[liberalsarecool]

Politicians without empathy are identifying with billionaires over We The People.

The Class War is built on this moral disconnect.

[nick-nellson]

The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[jam-etc]

…I want to just draw a fashion zine of just Miss Piggy, oh my god. she is so underrated and underutilized, where is my succession-like muppets satire thing LOL I want it so bad. let me do it disney call me pls

[bringingdapperback]

God she is queen

[silvan-noctilum]

Kiyoka, Hazuki, Ms. Yurie, and all of us w/ Miyo

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

lil preview of a commission i've got goin atm

sgonna look cool as fuck when its done :>

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ohgh god my eyes, have an update

[therottenkingsreckoning]

Dude you genuinely inspire me, but also how the fuck does one even start doing a piece this complex? I get overwhelmed just thinking about it

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

start by drafting where the text goes, pull up a minimum of 6 reference images and just start to go hogwild idk

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oughgh its 5 am and im an idiot but GUESS WHATS DONE

THIS OSTENTEATIOUS BASTARD!

thoughts?

[parkchanwoohoo]

I love lying to kids. It's so fun. My coworker's daughter said she speaks 2 languages and I said I spoke 17,000 and she narrowed her eyes at me and was like "... no you don't" and it was the cutest thing.

The last time I saw her I told her I was a "half-magician" that can only do 50% of a trick, and I showed her how I can tear a piece of paper in two but can't make it come back together, and she got soooo annoyed with me. Absolutely adorable. Lying to children is the best

[parkchanwoohoo]

Coworker brought her daughter around again. Kid waited (with, imo, remarkable patience for her age) for me to finish up a work call, then asked me where I lived. I said I live in my office and she said "Hahaha no you don't!" I was like "This one is less of a joke than I'd like it to be"

[mevil]

[dicksmasher]

creatires

[bummblebeann]

This blog supports the lgbtq+ community, bipoc, student loan forgiveness and the untimely demise of the extremely wealthy.

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[entreri]

JOURNEY

[nezumihan]

This is my go-to comfort game

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?

Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu

Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it 

[probsjosh]

King Boomie, having exactly zero limits:

[theotheristhedoctor]

Unstoppable object meets immovable force

[gaangarang]

[Toph eventually slips up and is captured by the city guard force. Instead of being imprisoned or exiled, Toph finds herself being given audience with the King of Omashu.]

Bumi: Well, well, well. It seems I have finally met the troublemaker who has been causing such chaos with my rail systems.

Toph:…

Bumi: I must say, I am thoroughly impressed with your earthbending abilities. You remind me of myself when I was a lad.

Toph: Get to the point.

Bumi: I see great potential in you, Toph Beifong. I want you inherit my title once I am no longer fit to rule.

Toph: Wait what the fuck

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Why wasn’t this Toph’s future instead of becoming a freaking cop. This would have made so much more sense. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

My favorite part of this is “when I am no longer fit to rule” because

1. Implying Bumi was fit to rule at any point

1.1 except maybe in the sense that he was completely shredded

2. That he has no plans to die, (nor would death necessarily make him unfit to rule), but that he apparently intends to like. Tuck his arms and legs into himself and just roll off into the sunset.

3. Given that the Earth Kingdom has an actual ruling family that causes some drama in LoK, Toph continuing to cause monarchy confusion is both 100% in character and fucking hilarious.

[definitelynotaminion]

Toph takes over as King Bumi the second and everyone is like “no that’s not how inheriting works” and Bumi is like “No no she’s right, I did say “inherit my title!”

[aromantic-angel]

When toph is no longer fit to rule, she instills bumi (Aang’s son) as her heir and he is known as bumi 3.

[catflowerqueen]

Her first act as ruler is to ban herself from Omashu’s transportation system, thus fulfilling one of her life goals.

[sdqubeley]

i do this to u