Just Know I Lost It All On Rainbet

I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible. Hot pink with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for head lights YEAH and I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour gettin' one mile per gallon sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we've got the bomb, that's why two words: nuclear fucking weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want they can have a big democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen and as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke, and he's gonna be pretty pissed off you know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by fifteen million times that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas and

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Criterion Collection has announced they will be launching a channel on TikTok to reach a new audience with their preservation of classic films. Launching today, Criterion has posted My Dinner with André (1981) as it’s first upload.

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A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. This is the only place you can now watch the rare TikTok cut of My Dinner with André (1981).

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They released the bodycam footage

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A Popular Blackpill account just followed me on Twitter?!?!?!?!!??

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[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

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[bobdylanyaoi]

i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of

[canadianlucifer]

Would you rather spend a day running errands in + or - 30°C?

30°C (86°F)

-30°C (-22°F)

Voting ended onFeb 12

[reblogsbycow]

I've never been anywhere colder than -3°C but I'll still choose freezing over sweating.

[filthburger]

over a quarter of those polled says they'd rather die horribly of hypothermia than get a little sweaty and i really really try not to go here but yeah i dont have trouble believing this is the celibacy website. extremities rotting and falling off like "yeah but i can always put another layer on"

[icantspellthings]

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

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[ovur]

And we're on it

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I swear if goyim reaches escape velocity and enters the normie lexicon I think I might have to fuck off to the Alaskan wilderness or something.

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Libs Of TikTok just exposed the Boomerwaffen to Cyraxx

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[onceiwashere]

Hit a another night elf with my Nissan

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Do I Klarna my Zyns?

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ok that's it