[durbikins]

Criterion Collection has announced they will be launching a channel on TikTok to reach a new audience with their preservation of classic films. Launching today, Criterion has posted My Dinner with André (1981) as it’s first upload.

[durbikins]

A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. This is the only place you can now watch the rare TikTok cut of My Dinner with André (1981).

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

myth: astrology doesn't work

fact: astrology used to work perfectly and apparent planetary motion corresponded exactly (+/- 0°0'1") to the progressions of life on earth, until the advent and subsequent ubiquitous adoption of the radio wave introduced so much noise into the ionosphere that communications between the heaven and the earth were irrevocably scrambled; now, astrology still technically works, but it plays out in such a high-entropy set of events (see: pseudorandomness) that it has become functionally indistinguishable from free will.

[acreaturecalledgreed]

incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like

thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now

what is happening

yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that

[acreaturecalledgreed]

im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"

so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!

[acreaturecalledgreed]

let me be agonizingly clear

when you call yourself and your friends "chuds"

YOU

ARE

CALLING

YOURSELF

A

NAZI

[devotedprism]

Wikipedia screenshots for those unwilling or unable to look it up to verify. Article link here(link). Transcriptions are in alt text.

A reminder: "TND" is a Nazi dogwhistle, originating from the phrase "total (n slur) death."

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[cheese-sample-official]

[nflscriptwritersguild]

Coke is referencing marlboro, pack it up party's over

[nflscriptwritersguild]

[ovid]

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

[allbuthuman]

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

[altcomics]

[cali]

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

[kosmogrl]

this is who you’re asking to calm down btw

[mashallah]

[durbikins]

Criterion Collection has announced they will be launching a channel on TikTok to reach a new audience with their preservation of classic films. Launching today, Criterion has posted My Dinner with André (1981) as it’s first upload.

[durbikins]

A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. This is the only place you can now watch the rare TikTok cut of My Dinner with André (1981).

[nflscriptwritersguild]

being 25-30

[nflscriptwritersguild]

I gotta stop listening to People II 2...

[nflscriptwritersguild]

DANIEL LARSON RELEASED FROM PRISON WITH FEDERAL TROLL PROTECTION

[nflscriptwritersguild]

The Jets catching strays during the world cup

[nflscriptwritersguild]

The Tates got sent to the UK? Starmer is probably doing Nuremberg shit to them as we speak.