Silly Blob Sideblog

Raibys' silly posts and reblobs

[catchymemes]

Credit: @azula.gr

[zagreus]

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[akron-squirrel]

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I have so much time on my hands right now that I made an audio adaptation of parenyzia’s post (for some reason this site is messing up and I can’t properly tag them!)

[kaijuno]

Summer looks

[unclefather]

[eviltomfoolery]

[kaijuno]

Thank you

[eldritchdraaks]

Logos you might find on Alternia

Discorpse:

Grype:

Chitter:

Bitch:

[dunsparce]

The duality of man

[seleneeris]

[catchymemes]

[crustyclarinet]

i had a dream last night where i went to buy video games and there was a game called “wario is dying” on the shelves and the box art of the game was just a really small wario standing in front of a nice ocean background

[xltl]

[segagenesisevangelion]

[i-like-ness-and-them]

fuck

[kaizo-ningen-deactivated2021100]

[otakuconvention]

eating a jolly rancher filled gummie

[brucebocchi]

if tumblr dies before the end of the year i want everyone to know this was the best post

[la-laborista-republiko]

[nhimor]

[nhimor]

okay but seriously

[moontouched-moogle]

[hustlerose]

[nhimor]

this thought has been plaguing my mind and now I feel the need to make others suffer with me

[penny-anna]

Before Steven was born Amethyst used to say ‘fuck’ all the time & so when he was a baby Greg had to sit her down and explain that she has to stop swearing around Steven because he’s young & impressionable

So Amethyst is like “but that’s my favourite word, when will be stop being young & impressionable so I can say it again??”

And Greg is like “uhh I don’t know, 15 I guess? 15 is probably old enough” 

“Got it”

flash forward to Steven’s fifteenth birthday and he is woken at dawn by Amethyst yelling “wake the FUCK up Steven it’s FUCKING TIME”

& he spends the entire day losing his mind

[penny-anna]

Steven: w-what’s happening

Garnet: *deadpan* Amethyst just got her favourite word back

Amethyst: *running around the house* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[penny-anna]

Greg: what’s going on

Amethyst: you said once Steven was 15 I could say fuck again

Greg, who only hazily recalls the conversation in question: ……i DID?

Amethyst: *runs outside* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK *distant sounds of spooked birds*

[penny-anna]

Pearl: Steven the *whispering* F-word is a bad word that Amethyst USED to say before-

Steven: I know what fuck means Pearl

Amethyst: *stopping dead in her tracks* WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??

[penny-anna]

Pearl: who taught you that word mister!!

Steven: um… Lars and Sadie… *mumbling* five years ago…

Amethyst: I’ve been denying myself my favourite word for FIVE YEARS for NOTHING??

Greg: uh even if he knows what it means it’s still not really appropriate for you t-

Amethyst: *running outside* FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCK

Steven: …

Greg: …

Pearl: …

Garnet: …*quietly* fuck

Everyone else: O_O

Garnet: what. I missed it too

[penny-anna]

also Amethyst made a banner that says HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY STEVEN in very large writing

[penny-anna]

Connie: what’s going on

Steven: Amethyst is allowed to say fuck now

Connie: oh! are we all allowed to say fuck now??

Greg & Pearl in unison: NO!!

Peridot: what’s fuck