Context is everything

A blog for all the hilarious and suggestive things hockey has to say. Feel free to submit yours!

[genomilfkin]

“malkin looking for crosby’s stick” i said im so sure

[nhlentendres]

Bourqie: I'll have to take you out for a Hot Toddy JoeB: OOOH JoeB: I'll try not to get lost. I might have to hold your hand.

[nhlentendres]

Put pressure on the D.

- Senators vs Penguins, 10.28.23

[nhlentendres]

Guentzel looking for Crosby back door, still loose.

- Senators vs Penguins, 10.28.23

[ehghtyseven]

ahem. presented without context

[yabagofmilfs]

Sure. Drown them in it, I guess. A team that chronically un-horny has no defense against an assault like this.

[yabagofmilfs]

“he slides his hand halfway down the shaft….he makes himself big at the back door” okay, mike.

[holdingpenalty]

tanger is a top confirmed

[anonymouspinkturtle]

“I’ll keep talking about you, big boy”

Geno/Rupper

[nhlentendres]

Welcome to the telecast Bourqie, now everyone can hear how ridiculous and wonderful you are

[eternityinalake]

Evgeni ‘I’m score’ Malkin Post-game

[sidsthekid]

"look at him [sid] open up" yes don't worry josh i am looking

[yabagofmilfs]

“Sid not settling until those D are in the right place” lol fussy little bitch 🙄

[yabagofmilfs]

“sometimes it’s good…….to feel good”

“great point, Colby. That’s an interesting thought.”

[hunterrrs]

“when i grab somebody else’s stick and then i go back to mine, my stick just feels so good”… ok geno

[nhlentendres]

If you get one here, you've got some itchy butts in seats.

(Later)

Oh boy, itchy butts.

- Phil Bourque, Penguins vs Red Wings, 10.18.23

[nhlentendres]

"Before we get started Kyle, as a Maple Leafs Jock Sniffer, I want to thank you for everything you did."

- Paul Bissonnette to Kyle Dubas, Penguins vs Red Wings, 10.18.23

[nhlentendres]

There was daylight between the legs - Carter with a nice move.

- Penguins vs Red Wings, 10.18.23