風が吹けば桶屋が儲かる

[ni-anli]

Are you OK?

Yes!! Thank you 💕

[sputniksea]

[ni-anli]

I am so so lucky. I feel like I complain a lot, and I am not a good person by a long shot. But I am lucky, and grateful. Danke.

[powerfulwizard]

The natural human instinct to hum the pink panther theme song and crouch like a cartoon burglar whenever I’m shoplifting really makes life difficult

[cowboyjimkirk]

This is Beanie Spock, reblog to ward off seasonal depression and ensure a cozy and safe fall/winter! ✨

[futuremoji]

Your three most recent emojis are your main personality traits

[evilbuildingsblog]

A church in Norway built in 1181 without any nails.

[glitchlight]

of all the things to highlight about this building the lack of nails is not the thing I would have expected 

[aubeurn-deactivated20190812]

“Never chase love. If it isn’t given freely, it is worthless”

— Paulo Coelho

[socialistexan]

White collar worker and executives: “Hurray, it’s labor day weekend! 3 full days off! We are so fortunate to live in a Great Country that Cares about it’s Workers!”

Service industry workers who know labor day weekend is one of the busiest 3 days of the year which means double or triple shifts and not seeing family all while being forced to be not only polite but cheerful:

[spiroandthelacktones]

While also knowing that Labor Day was intended as a holiday for them and they still have to put up with this shit

[ni-anli]

Selfies post Masaya. One day I’ll be able to remember him without feeling lost

[blackberryshawty]

Say it with me girls: hypersexual behavior won’t cure your depression

[fleurison-deactivated20190824]

may you get a sign this week that shows you that you’re on the right path and that things are flowing and moving in your favor. may the sign be evident, clear, and direct

[futuremoji]

Your least recently used emoji is how people feel when they see you

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!

makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.

[kadegreene]

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

0 products also works great

because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all

[thealienssayhello-deactivated20]

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

[sev-wildfang]

no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.

makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.

[nostrem]

this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that

the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha

[concurrent-sufferings]

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

okay

where did we lose you

[grantwilson]

why are people like this

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yepperoni]

i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair 

[ladyfl4me]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lazy-polyglot]